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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacky Wacky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jacky Wacky has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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270 lbs
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278 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Jacky Wacky!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wacky throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Wacky throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wacky on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wacky throws a combination that misses
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Ferguson scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Wacky looks to land a right hand but Ferguson moved out of range.
Wacky misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wacky misses with a takedown
and Ferguson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ferguson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ferguson scores with a nice right hand.
Ferguson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Ferguson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wacky. Wacky circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wacky showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ferguson.
Wacky throws an off balance right hand
and Ferguson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Wacky moves out of range.
Ferguson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wacky misses with a leg kick
and Ferguson counters with a two punch combo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wacky misses with a double jab
and Wacky takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wacky takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Wacky's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ferguson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wacky scrambles back to his feet.
Wacky lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wacky tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ferguson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wacky's head backwards.
Wacky shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ferguson as he avoids it easily.
Ferguson lands with a straight right. Wacky didn't see that one coming.
Ferguson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ferguson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wacky.
Wacky takes a kick to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Wacky throws a combination that misses
and Ferguson counters with a series of strikes. Wacky will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wacky falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ferguson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wacky moves out of range as Ferguson strikes.
Wacky on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wacky tries to land a body kick
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wacky tries to clinch
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wacky misses with a few strikes there.
Wacky gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Ferguson.
Ferguson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wacky swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wacky tries to clinch but Ferguson is having none of it.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wacky needs to keep his hands up - Ferguson had a free shot at his head there.
Wacky swings away with a leg kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wacky moves out of range of the strikes.
Wacky misses with an uppercut
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wacky slips a straight right by Ferguson.
Wacky walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wacky takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson connects with a body shot.
Ferguson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wacky counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Wacky trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ferguson is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Ferguson working hard to break the clinch.
Wacky takes a shot to the head.
Ferguson has had enough of the clinch but Wacky keeps him there for the moment.
Ferguson has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Wacky clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ferguson gets to his feet and calls for his opponent to stand and trade! Heeeere we go!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Ferguson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Wacky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ferguson moves away.
Nice uppercut lands for Ferguson. That snapped Wacky's head back.
Wacky has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Ferguson throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch combination from Wacky misses.
Wacky walks into a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson jabs Wacky right on the nose. Wacky blinks but takes it well.
Ferguson misses with an uppercut
and Wacky counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Ferguson!
Wacky looking to finish with strikes here!
Wacky goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Ferguson turns into him and now he's in Wacky's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wacky wants to sweep here but Ferguson controlling him for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wacky trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Wacky, up you get!
Wacky has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ferguson finds it's way round the side to connect with Wacky's head.
Wacky with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ferguson throws a hook but Wacky avoids it easily.
Wacky misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson scores with a nice right hand.
Ferguson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jacky Wacky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ferguson misses with a hook
and Wacky counters with a shoot takedown. Ferguson fights it but they end up in guard.
Wacky stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ferguson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wacky drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Ferguson dives on top into guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jacky Wacky.
I think Ferguson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
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RATING
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