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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glen Quagmire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knocko Blocko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quagmire kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Giggity Song by Glen Quagmire. Glen Quagmire could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Knocko Blocko's chin.
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255 lbs
9 - 1 - 0 |
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268 lbs
12 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Glen Quagmire!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Knocko Blocko!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blocko throws an overhand right that lands on Quagmire's shoulder, as Quagmire tries to avoid the shot.
Blocko misses with an uppercut. Quagmire saw that one coming.
Blocko misses with a wild body shot.
Quagmire throws a poor cross that misses
and Blocko connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Quagmire throws a solid leg kick but Blocko takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Quagmire.
Quagmire buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Blocko throws an overhand right that lands on Quagmire's shoulder, as Quagmire tries to avoid the shot.
Blocko swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice sprawl there from Quagmire as Blocko shoots in.
Knocko Blocko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blocko throws a combination that misses
and Quagmire counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Blocko thinking.
Blocko misses with a body shot
and Quagmire counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quagmire bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Blocko's head.
Blocko throws a lazy right hand but Quagmire sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blocko throws a poor cross that misses
and Quagmire counters with a nice leg kick.
Quagmire misses with a hook
and Blocko counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Quagmire uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Blocko misses with a body shot
and Quagmire makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Blocko really felt that one!
Glen Quagmire is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Quagmire gets through Blocko's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Quagmire breaks from the clinch.
Quagmire tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Quagmire will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Quagmire circles away from the clinch attempt
and Quagmire makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quagmire throws a nice outside leg kick.
Blocko looks gassed!
Quagmire scores with a punch to the head.
Good exchange - Blocko coming out on top.
Quagmire fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Quagmire throws a shot to the body.
Quagmire thuds his right hand into Blocko's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Blocko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Quagmire feints and then cracks Blocko's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Blocko down.
A solid leg kick lands there for Quagmire.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Quagmire scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Quagmire scores with a push kick.
Blocko blocks a head kick by Quagmire.
Blocko darts in trying to clinch
and Quagmire counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Quagmire cracks Blocko with an open hand slap.
Blocko walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quagmire scoring well with a low kick there.
Blocko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Quagmire.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Quagmire tenderised Blocko's leg. Blocko is trying to keep his angry face on.
A swing and a miss from Quagmire.
Blocko misses with a shot to the body
and Quagmire connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Blocko keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Blocko lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nice defenses there by Quagmire.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quagmire fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Blocko throws an off balance right hand
and Quagmire counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Quagmire looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Glen Quagmire dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Blocko gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Quagmire.
Quagmire has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Blocko moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Quagmire pushes Blocko away with a front kick.
Quagmire pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A good leg kick by Quagmire.
Blocko tries to clinch but Quagmire moves out of range.
Blocko's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Quagmire keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Blocko is breathing heavily.
Blocko fails with an attempt to clinch.
Quagmire throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quagmire works Blocko's body with a nice hook.
Blocko throws a lazy uppercut
and Quagmire counters with a straight right hand.
Blocko swings away with a body shot that misses
and Quagmire counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Quagmire cracks Blocko with a good jab.
Quagmire misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Quagmire fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Blocko is out of range.
Quagmire misses with a body kick.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Quagmire enables Blocko to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Quagmire manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Blocko trying to control the position from guard on top but Quagmire is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Quagmire wriggles free and stands up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire throws a hook to the side of Blocko's head but Blocko sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Blocko blocks the body kick.
Blocko misses with an uppercut
and Quagmire counters with an inside leg kick.
Blocko throws an off balance right hand
and Quagmire counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blocko closes the distance but Quagmire moves to the side
and Quagmire counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Blocko throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blocko throws a looping overhand right but Quagmire ducks down to avoid it.
Blocko tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Quagmire was well out of range. Poor timing from Blocko.
A looping hook to the body misses from Quagmire. Blocko does a little dance to reset his feet.
Blocko throws a hook but Quagmire avoids it easily.
Quagmire misses with a body shot
and Blocko connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Blocko misses with a left hand
and Quagmire counters with a head kick. That will keep Blocko thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Blocko throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quagmire finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Blocko missing with a left hand there. Quagmire was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Blocko fails with the takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blocko scores with a jab to the head.
Quagmire scores with a head kick.
Quagmire instigates a clinch.
Quagmire escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Blocko has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Quagmire.
Quagmire tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Quagmire misses the body punch
and Blocko decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Quagmire's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blocko is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Quagmire is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Blocko can do to turn this around?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Blocko passes easily into side control. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Glen Quagmire dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Quagmire connects with a leg kick. Blocko looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Blocko misses with a hook
and Quagmire cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Blocko misses with an uppercut.
Blocko ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Quagmire looks to score with a jab to the body but Blocko is just out of range.
Blocko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Quagmire.
Blocko throws a body punch but Quagmire moves out of range.
Quagmire uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Blocko has time to react.
Blocko keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Quagmire.
Blocko fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Blocko thows a left - swing and a miss!
Blocko throws a lazy uppercut
and Quagmire counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Blocko thinking.
A jab lands there for Blocko.
Glen Quagmire is winning the standup battle so far.
Quagmire connects with a solid leg kick.
Blocko keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Quagmire.
Blocko fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Quagmire looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blocko misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Quagmire counter with a right hand.
Blocko moves away from the strike by Quagmire.
Blocko throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Quagmire counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Quagmire misses with a hook.
Blocko misses the body punch
and Quagmire counters with a low kick, right behind Blocko 's knee.
Blocko takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Quagmire lands a leg kick that knocks Blocko off balance momentarily.
Quagmire with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quagmire scores with a nice head shot.
Blocko misses with a left hand
and Quagmire counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Quagmire scores with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire lands a really nice looking cross but Blocko seems unphased.
Quagmire lands a nice shot to the body.
Quagmire tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Blocko manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Quagmire scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Quagmire lands with a nice body kick.
Quagmire scores with a hook.
Blocko has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Quagmire misses with a low kick as Blocko jumps back.
Blocko works the jab nicely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Quagmire.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blocko throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Quagmire counters with a straight right hand.
Quagmire lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Blocko at a distance.
A good leg kick by Quagmire.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Quagmire, as that shot connected.
Blocko keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quagmire throws a jab but it's blocked by Blocko.
Quagmire misses with a wild combination.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Quagmire avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Glen Quagmire clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Quagmire does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Blocko misses with a right hand
and Quagmire makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Blocko really felt that one!
Quagmire tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Blocko takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Blocko tries to clinch but Quagmire moves out of range.
Quagmire is looking to chop away at Blocko's legs.
Blocko moves to clinch but Quagmire breaks away
and Quagmire counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Blocko lands a nice looking body shot.
Blocko catches Quagmire with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blocko shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Quagmire's guard.
Blocko tries to free his leg and advance position but Quagmire is retaining full guard.
Blocko throwing strikes from guard but Quagmire blocks nicely.
Blocko works over Quagmire with some ground and pound from guard.
Blocko working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blocko pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Quagmire is keeping the position for now.
Quagmire utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Quagmire on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Quagmire tries to get out of the position.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Blocko passes Quagmire's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Quagmire is not content to let Blocko control the position.
Blocko throwing shots but Quagmire is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Blocko.
Blocko throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blocko lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Blocko uses his free foot to push down on Quagmire's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Quagmire.
Blocko throwing strikes here but Quagmire is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Blocko raining down hammerfists from mount.
Blocko lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Quagmire hang on?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blocko throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Quagmire because Blocko loaded up on that one.
Blocko sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Poor strikes thrown by Blocko there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Quagmire in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
BOOM! Blocko connects with a massive shot to the dome!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blocko fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Knocko Blocko dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Quagmire uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Blocko.
Blocko fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Quagmire sprawls well initially but Blocko persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Quagmire tries to get to full guard but Blocko has control of the leg.
Blocko not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Blocko not doing much here.
Blocko drops an elbow to the side of Quagmire's head.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blocko missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Blocko seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Quagmire is staying active underneath Blocko, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Blocko not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Quagmire keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Quagmire here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Blocko not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Blocko is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Blocko has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Blocko trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Blocko lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Blocko working Quagmire over with strikes here.
Blocko looking to finish with strikes here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blocko landing strikes, looking to finish!
Blocko punching from mount but Quagmire doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Blocko is landing with some decent strikes but Quagmire is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Blocko can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Quagmire is looking to escape.
Blocko with the ground and pound from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blocko postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Quagmire bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Blocko and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Knocko Blocko! Knocko Blocko retains his heavyweight title!
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