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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Calzaghe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Calzaghe has chosen The Pride of Wales as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Napoleon Dynamite could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Joe Calzaghe's chin.
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170 lbs
15 - 9 - 0 |
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173 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Calzaghe!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Calzaghe lands the left hand.
Calzaghe blocks a head kick by Dynamite.
Nice defenses there by Dynamite.
Dynamite lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Calzaghe swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Calzaghe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Calzaghe throws a lazy right hand but Dynamite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Joe Calzaghe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Calzaghe lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dynamite at a distance.
Calzaghe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dynamite counters with a big head kick but Calzaghe shrugs it off.
Dynamite takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Calzaghe throws a body punch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dynamite blocks a jab.
Dynamite swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Calzaghe misses with a jab to the body
and Dynamite counters with an inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite takes one on the button.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Calzaghe!
Calzaghe misses the body punch
and Dynamite counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Calzaghe throws a right hand that misses
and Dynamite counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Calzaghe is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Calzaghe misses with an uppercut
and Dynamite counters with a solid body kick.
Calzaghe throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dynamite sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Calzaghe throws a right and a left that Dynamite avoids nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Calzaghe misses with a hook to the body
and Dynamite counters with a body kick that stops Calzaghe in his tracks momentarily.
Calzaghe looks gassed!
Dynamite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dynamite smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Calzaghe lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Calzaghe fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Calzaghe misses with a jab to the body
and Dynamite counters with a thumping low kick.
Nice uppercut there from Dynamite.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dynamite lands a nice hook to Calzaghe's body. Calzaghe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dynamite uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Calzaghe misses with a right hand
and Dynamite counters with a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A combination from Dynamite does no damage.
Calzaghe swings widly with a right hand
and Dynamite counters with an inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.
Calzaghe steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dynamite. That one must have hurt.
Dynamite lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Calzaghe circles away quickly and effectively.
Calzaghe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Dynamite.
Dynamite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dynamite lands a head kick. Calzaghe smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
It looks like Joe Calzaghe has been cut.
Dynamite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dynamite, right into the meat.
Calzaghe doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dynamite lands a leg kick that knocks Calzaghe off balance momentarily.
Calzaghe misses with a wild body shot.
Dynamite works Calzaghe's body with a nice hook.
Dynamite connects with an inside leg kick.
Calzaghe's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dynamite thuds his right hand into Calzaghe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Calzaghe throws an off balance right hand
and Dynamite counters with a nice leg kick.
A good leg kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite cracks Calzaghe with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dynamite connects with a high kick.
Dynamite scores with a punch to the head.
Dynamite lands a left and a right that send Calzaghe crashing to the mat, dazed. Dynamite thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Calzaghe is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Calzaghe's calf.
Calzaghe is still on wobbly legs! Can Dynamite finish him?
Dynamite moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Dynamite lands a really nice looking cross but Calzaghe seems unphased.
A good leg kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dynamite scores with a head kick.
Dynamite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Calzaghe's calf.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.
Calzaghe seems to have recovered his senses.
Dynamite jabs Calzaghe right on the nose. Calzaghe blinks but takes it well.
Dynamite's corner calls for a 1-2. Dynamite obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Calzaghe misses with an uppercut
and Dynamite counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That kick from Dynamite tenderised Calzaghe's leg. Calzaghe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Calzaghe walks into a left hand.
Calzaghe stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dynamite.
Dynamite's corner calls for a 1-2. Dynamite obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dynamite connects with a leg kick. Calzaghe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Dynamite chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dynamite's corner calls for a 1-2. Dynamite obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Calzaghe misses with a hook
and Dynamite makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dynamite lands a head kick!
A slapping leg kick lands for Dynamite.
Good leg kick by Dynamite there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dynamite lands a big head kick that sends Calzaghe tumbling to the mat! Dynamite takes a step backwards and waves Calzaghe back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Dynamite lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Calzaghe circles away quickly and effectively.
Dynamite scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dynamite.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dynamite.
Nice uppercut there from Dynamite.
Dynamite turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dynamite throws a good cross that connects.
Dynamite is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dynamite connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Calzaghe swings widly with a right hand
enabling Dynamite to counter with a crisp jab.
Dynamite pushes Calzaghe away with a front kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Calzaghe's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Dynamite lands a jab to the head.
A cross from Calzaghe lands.
Calzaghe has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Napoleon Dynamite is winning the standup battle so far.
Calzaghe misses with a lunging right hand
and Dynamite counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dynamite lands with a nice body kick.
Good exchange - Dynamite coming out on top.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dynamite goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Dynamite! Calzaghe is out on his feet! Dynamite rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Calzaghe is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Calzaghe is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Napoleon Dynamite!
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hype
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