PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Devil Rays (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poochyena comes to the ring accompanied by This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Poochyena
vs
Rays

225 cm
18
295 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
18
245 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tamias Poochyena!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Devil Rays!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Fedor Mirinova and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rays falls off balance throwing a combination
and Poochyena counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Poochyena throws a hook but Rays avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Rays.
Rays misses with a body punch
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.
Poochyena misses with the combination.
Poochyena connects with a body shot.
Rays looks to land a combination but Poochyena avoids it well.
Poochyena moves out of range of the body kick.
Poochyena misses with a hook to the body
and Rays counters with a stiff right hand.
Rays keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Poochyena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Rays 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Rays swings away with a body shot that misses
and Poochyena counters with a two punch combo.
Poochyena throws a lazy uppercut
letting Rays counter with a right hand.
Rays thows a left - swing and a miss!
Poochyena ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Poochyena throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rays misses with a combination
and Poochyena cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Poochyena thuds his right hand into Rays's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Rays throws a series of punches but Poochyena moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from Poochyena misses its intended target.
Rays tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Poochyena takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rays lands with a hook. Poochyena tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Poochyena takes one on the button.
A punch combination from Rays misses.
Poochyena throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rays throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poochyena with a hook.
Rays misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rays throws a left and a right that both miss
and Poochyena counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rays slips a jab from Poochyena.
Poochyena is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Poochyena keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rays throws a sloppy head kick and Poochyena moves out of range easily.
Rays uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Poochyena.
Rays throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Poochyena lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Rays throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Poochyena misses with an uppercut
and Rays counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Poochyena is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Rays ducks under a wild hook from Poochyena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rays misses with a two punch combination.
Rays rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rays takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Poochyena throws a jab when Rays was well out of range.
Rays moves away from the strike by Poochyena.
Poochyena throws an off balance right hand
and Poochyena takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rays slips under a jab.
No joy there for Poochyena, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rays doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rays throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Poochyena connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Poochyena is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rays.
Poochyena throws a series of punches but Rays avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tamias Poochyena dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Poochyena will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Poochyena. Rays does a little dance to reset his feet.
Poochyena avoids the body shot from Rays.
Poochyena lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rays circles away quickly and effectively.
Rays uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Poochyena.
Poochyena misses with a few strikes there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rays showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Poochyena.
Poochyena avoids the head kick by Rays.
Rays rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Poochyena moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Devil Rays is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Rays misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poochyena.
Poochyena with a hook.
Poochyena throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rays throws an off balance right hand
letting Poochyena counter with a right hand.
Rays swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Poochyena counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rays throws a sloppy head kick and Poochyena moves out of range easily.
Poochyena scores with a jab to the jaw.
Rays misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poochyena.
Poochyena fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena lands with a good body shot.
Rays misses with a left hand
letting Poochyena counter with a right hand.
Poochyena works Rays's body with a nice hook.
Poochyena looks to score with a jab to the body but Rays is just out of range.
Rays throws a nice looking combination but Poochyena bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Poochyena throws a shot from downtown. Rays moves away and avoids it.
Rays misses with a combination
and Poochyena counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Poochyena throws a body punch but Rays moves out of range.
Rays throws a nice looking combination but Poochyena bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Poochyena takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rays.
Rays throws a series of punches but Poochyena moves out of range.
Rays throws a head kick but Poochyena moves out of range.
Rays bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rays throws a combination that misses
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.
Poochyena will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rays misses with a head kick.
Poochyena moves out of range as Rays strikes.
Rays moves away from the strike by Poochyena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Rays throws a left and a right that both miss
and Poochyena counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Poochyena misses the target.
Rays misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Poochyena counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rays has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rays throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Poochyena waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rays.
Poochyena pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Rays back to the ropes. Poochyena follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Rays throws a left and a right that both miss
and Poochyena counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rays moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tamias Poochyena is winning the standup battle so far.
A left lands for Rays.
Poochyena lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tamias Poochyena dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Rays falls off balance throwing a combination
and Poochyena counters with a two punch combo.
Rays looks to land a right hand but Poochyena moved out of range.
Poochyena throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Poochyena misses with a straight left.
Rays's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Poochyena connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rays scrambles back to his feet.
Poochyena misses with a looping left.
Poochyena throws a looping overhand right but Rays ducks down to avoid it.
Poochyena throws an overhand right that lands on Rays's shoulder, as Rays tries to avoid the shot.
Rays swings for the body but Poochyena moves out of range.
Rays throws an off balance right hand
and Poochyena counters with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rays was well out of range. Poor timing from Poochyena.
Rays throws a combination that misses
enabling Poochyena to counter with a crisp jab.
Rays swings widly with a right hand
and Poochyena counters with a one-two to the body.
Nice defenses there by Rays.
Poochyena misses with an uppercut. Rays saw that one coming.
Rays misses with a hook to the body
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.
Rays takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Rays throws a predictable looking body shot
and Poochyena counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Poochyena throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Poochyena is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rays.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rays ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Poochyena steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rays.
Rays misses with a double jab
and Rays takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Poochyena throws a shot from downtown. Rays moves away and avoids it.
Rays swinging wildly here.
Poochyena digs a good hook to Rays's body.
Poochyena throws a right and a left that Rays avoids nicely.
Rays will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena thows a body shot but no joy.
Rays steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Poochyena.
Rays takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Poochyena is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rays.
Rays moves away from the strike by Poochyena.
Poochyena misses with a straight left.
Rays ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Poochyena moves out of range as Rays strikes.
Rays just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Poochyena takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tamias Poochyena is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Rays misses with a wild body shot.
Rays avoids a punch combination nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Poochyena misses the target.
Rays throws a series of punches but Poochyena avoids them all with ease.
Rays tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Poochyena was well out of range. Poor timing from Rays.
Poochyena throws a big shot that misses.
Devil Rays has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Poochyena is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Poochyena misses with a hook.
Rays slips a jab and a cross from Poochyena.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tamias Poochyena showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Poochyena has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:26
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:26
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tamias Poochyena!