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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dan Tip (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pooby Phants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tip's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Roy Jones Jr - Can't Be Touched. The crowd seem to be enjoying Phants's choice of entrance music: Voodoo Chile. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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210 lbs
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219 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dan Tip!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pooby Phants!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tip moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Phants works Tip's body with a nice hook.
Tip shoots in looking for a takedown. Phants tries to sprawl out of it but Tip keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Phants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Phants fails to land with a series of punches.
Phants drops Tip with a left right combo! Phants follows him down to the ground into side control.
Tip is rocked!
It looks like Dan Tip has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tip tries to bench press Phants off him but Phants keeps the position.
Oh Tip is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tip manages to work his way to half guard, despite Phants's best efforts.
Tip trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Phants controlling from mount.
Tip seems to have got his legs back now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tip is trying desperately to improve position.
Phants controlling his opponent.
Tip slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Phants not doing much here.
Tip tries to roll over but Phants keeps him under control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Phants sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tip defending well though.
Tip wants to improve his position but Phants is controlling well.
Phants stops Tip from getting back to his feet.
Phants seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Tip is trying to escape back to his feet but Phants uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Tip is trying to work for a sweep but Phants has mounted him!
Tip is breathing heavily.
Tip working to try and regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tip tries to hold on but Phants pushes him away.
Tip is working to get back to half guard.
Tip tries to hold on but Phants postures up.
Phants takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Tip working to try and regain half guard.
Phants controlling his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Phants's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Tip is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pooby Phants dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dan Tip's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Tip misses with a series of wild punches.
Tip closes the distance and clinches up with Phants, looking for a takedown. Tip pushes Phants against the cage but Phants circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Tip keeps the fight on the outside.
Phants gets caught flat footed, as Tip shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Phants wants to stand up but Tip is controlling him.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Phants holds on and takes a little breather.
Tip trying to move into half guard but instead Phants has managed to sweep!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tip wants to sweep here but Phants controlling him for the moment.
Phants seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tip looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Tip escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Phants gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Phants not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Phants stopping the sweep attempt from Tip.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tip striking off his back but it's not causing Phants any problems.
Tip looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Phants passes into side control.
You can see the frustration on Tip's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Tip trying to control but Phants flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!
Tip tries to escape the position.
Phants has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Tip's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phants is not going to allow Tip to sit and survive in this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tip holding both Phants 's hands and preventing any damage.
I would not like to be Tip right now.
Let's hope that Phants has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Despite being in the dominant position, Pooby Phants just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tip shoots for a double leg takedown but Phants sprawls well. He's pushed Tip's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Good leg kick by Phants there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Phants lands a hook that stumbles Tip back into the cage. Phants follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Tip to the canvas! Phants pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Tip has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Pooby Phants!
Pooby Phants is the new light heavyweight champion!
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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