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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Karate Kid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ze Ro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kid kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is You're The Best. Ro has chosen 6' 7'' as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ze Ro was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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190 cm
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200 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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183 cm
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198 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Karate Kid! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ze Ro! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ro ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Ro swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ro swings for the body but Kid moves out of range.
Ro clinches with his opponent.
Ro lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Karate Kid has been cut. Kid with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kid misses with a knee strike.
Kid with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kid tries to land a knee to the head but Ro blocks with his arms.
Kid scores with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Ro.
Kid tries a knee to the head but Ro blocks it.
Kid tries to land a knee to the head but Ro blocks with his arms.
Ro lands a knee to the head.
Kid throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ro blocks it with crossed arms. Ro tries to land knees in the clinch but Kid avoids the damage to the body. A knee to the head by Ro.
Kid is breathing heavily. A short left from Ro. Ro working Kid over with knees to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Ro working Kid over with knees to the body. Ro jerks Kid's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Kid drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Ro goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Ro because Kid was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Ze Ro!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
91% |
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