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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between cain velasqs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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208 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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220 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Good kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Decent wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, cain velasqs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
velasqs is looking to land body kicks.
velasqs drops his hands momentarily and Cartman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman throws out a powerful jab.
velasqs swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman pushes velasqs up against the cage in a clinch.
velasqs blocks an uppercut.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
velasqs tries to land knees in the clinch but Cartman avoids the damage to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from velasqs.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
It looks like cain velasqs has been cut.
velasqs trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.
Cartman stops a takedown attempt from velasqs.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by velasqs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
velasqs really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of velasqs backwards.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by velasqs.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
velasqs looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
velasqs is trying to force a seperation but Cartman has the dominant position.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but velasqs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Cartman.
velasqs blocks an uppercut.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by velasqs.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
A short right from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
velasqs tries to stall but Cartman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but velasqs uses good head movement to avoid it.
velasqs takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
velasqs goes for a takedown attempt but Cartman pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Cartman moves into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
velasqs is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
velasqs is looking to control Cartman's arms but Cartman gets an underhook and turns him. Now velasqs has his back to the cage.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
velasqs is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for velasqs.
velasqs's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
velasqs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
velasqs can't break the clinch.
Cartman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of velasqss head.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
velasqs tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Cartman smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for cain velasqs. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick
and velasqs counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cartman's knee momentarily.
Cartman throws a hook but velasqs avoids it easily.
Cartman blocks a head kick by velasqs.
velasqs throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
velasqs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman clinches with his opponent.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
velasqs is trying to stall.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman prevents a takedown attempt there.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by velasqs.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by velasqs.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by velasqs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on cain velasqs's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
velasqs swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
velasqs scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cartman avoids the head kick by velasqs.
velasqs misses with a body kick.
velasqs throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but velasqs is out of range.
Cartman wants to clinch up but velasqs keeps it at a distance.
velasqs tries a low kick but Cartman avoids it.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Cartman lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman throws a lazy head kick
and velasqs counters with a solid body kick.
velasqs throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
velasqs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but velasqs pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
velasqs avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
velasqs throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract velasqs.
velasqs slips under a jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from velasqs, right into the meat.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but velasqs uses good head movement to avoid it.
velasqs turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman instigates a clinch.
velasqs tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
velasqs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by velasqs.
Cartman working aggressively here.
velasqs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman managing to block the knees to the body from velasqs.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Cartman on the inside.
Cartman working aggressively here.
velasqs holding his opponent close, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
velasqs lands a good knee to the midsection. Cartman won't want to take too many of those.
velasqs blocks an uppercut.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but velasqs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman pushes velasqs back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
velasqs fails to pull guard.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
velasqs fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by velasqs.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
velasqs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
velasqs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but velasqs uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by velasqs.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by velasqs.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
velasqs fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for cain velasqs. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
velasqs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
A head punch blocked on the inside by velasqs.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A short right from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
velasqs blocks an uppercut.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of velasqss head.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but velasqs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of velasqs's head.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
velasqs is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
velasqs blocking some punches.
velasqs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
velasqs tries to land knees in the clinch but Cartman avoids the damage to the body.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by velasqs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
Cartman has velasqs pressed against the cage, preventing velasqs from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
velasqs is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
velasqs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that cain velasqs will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on cain velasqs's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
velasqs connects with a leg kick. Cartman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cartman throws the left hand but velasqs avoids the punch easily.
velasqs looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A slapping leg kick lands for velasqs.
Cartman tries to clinch up but velasqs circles away and keeps his distance.
velasqs is looking to land body kicks.
velasqs misses with a kick to the body.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
velasqs throws a half hearted mid kick.
velasqs lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
velasqs thumps Cartman with a low kick.
Cartman lands with an uppercut that bounces velasqs off the cage and back into rage.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A solid leg kick lands there for velasqs.
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A nice inside leg kick there by velasqs. That's going to slow Cartman down.
velasqs lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Cartman lands a jab.
velasqs feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Decent striking displayed by Cartman there.
velasqs slips a jab from Cartman.
velasqs throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cartman's head.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
velasqs connects with a solid leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for velasqs.
Nice body kick there by velasqs.
Cartman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from velasqs. Cartman shrugs it off though.
velasqs explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
velasqs plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Good leg kick by velasqs there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
velasqs throws a head kick that half lands.
An inside leg kick lands from velasqs.
Cartman has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from velasqs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
velasqs connects with a high kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from velasqs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from velasqs tenderised Cartman's leg. Cartman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from velasqs. Cartman shrugs it off though.
Cartman on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
velasqs throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Cartman walks forward, straight into a front kick from velasqs.
velasqs moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
velasqs throws the kick towards the body but Cartman avoids it.
Cartman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
velasqs moves out of range of the strikes.
velasqs throws a leg kick which misses Cartman's front leg but catches the back leg as Cartman tries to avoid it.
velasqs connects with an inside leg kick.
velasqs throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice body kick from velasqs.
A slow jab from velasqs misses its intended target.
velasqs lands a head kick. Cartman smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
velasqs tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
velasqs fakes the leg kick and cracks Cartman in the body.
velasqs keeps Cartman at a distance using the push kick.
velasqs connects with a solid leg kick.
velasqs lands a leg kick that knocks Cartman off balance momentarily.
velasqs thuds his shin into the meat of Cartman's side.
Cartman moves out of range as velasqs throws a body kick.
velasqs blocks a jab.
velasqs keeps Cartman at a distance using the push kick.
velasqs connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
velasqs explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
velasqs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman catches velasqs with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
velasqs throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cartman.
velasqs throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and checks it nicely.
velasqs moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
cain velasqs is winning the standup battle so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
velasqs throws a head kick that Cartman semi-blocks.
velasqs misses with a body kick.
velasqs looks for the body kick but Cartman saw that one coming.
Cartman tries to clinch but velasqs moves out of range.
velasqs fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cartman.
velasqs misses with a body kick.
velasqs throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but velasqs slips the punch.
velasqs throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. velasqs manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman tries to clinch up but velasqs circles away and keeps his distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cartman.
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
velasqs throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that's the end of the fight!
cain velasqs showed his dominance in that final round.
I think velasqs has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... cain velasqs!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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