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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patch Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen Motörhead - Killed By Death as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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275 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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280 lbs
9 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patch Garcia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garcia attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Garcia misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Garcia throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
Garcia swings widly with a right hand
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Garcia pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range and Garcia settles back down.
Jeremy rushes Garcia and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Garcia.
Jeremy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Garcia avoids it.
Jeremy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Garcia managing to block the knees to the body from Jeremy.
Garcia taking a breather.
Jeremy working Garcia over with knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Jeremy stalls.
Garcia managing to block the knees to the body from Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Garcia avoids it.
Garcia blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy just leaning against Garcia, taking a breather.
Garcia tries to stall but Jeremy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Garcia blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jeremy leaning against his opponent.
Jeremy missing with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Garcia is pushing Jeremy up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jeremy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Garcia avoids it.
Jeremy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Garcia.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy scores a nice knee to the body.
Garcia misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A bit of stalling here from Jeremy.
Jeremy struggles to land a body shot inside as Garcia controls his hands.
Garcia blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A right hook to the body lands for Garcia.
Jeremy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jeremy trying to land knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garcia is trying to maintain a safe position but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns Garcia into the cage.
Jeremy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Garcia is defending well for now.
Garcia dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Jeremy tries to throw a body punch but Garcia avoids it by throwing Jeremy back against the cage.
Garcia misses with the head strike.
Jeremy's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Garcia blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Garcia is defending well for now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Garcia.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Garcia dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Garcia's brow.
Jeremy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jeremy is struggling to control the position.
Garcia throws a head punch that misses.
Garcia trying to control the position but instead, Jeremy has worked for underhooks and has pushed Garcia into the cage.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Garcia blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Garcia swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jeremy counters by moving into the clinch.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
It looks like Patch Garcia has been cut.
Nice body punch from Jeremy - that landed with a thud.
Jeremy stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jeremy lands a left hand.
Garcia trying to control the position but instead, Jeremy has worked for underhooks and has pushed Garcia into the cage.
Jeremy tries to land knees in the clinch but Garcia avoids the damage to the body.
Jeremy has Garcia pushed against the cage.
Garcia blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcia has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jeremy is stalling here.
Jeremy blocks an uppercut.
Garcia leaning against his opponent.
Jeremy lands a nice knee to the body.
Jeremy missing with knees to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jeremy is pushing Garcia up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jeremy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Come on Jeremy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Garcia lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Jeremy stalling against the cage.
Garcia misses with a hook from the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jeremy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Come on Jeremy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Jeremy receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ron Jeremy.
Garcia looks for the body kick but Jeremy saw that one coming.
Garcia scores with a push kick.
Garcia throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Garcia misses with a body kick.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Garcia misses with an attempted mid kick.
Garcia misses with a jab to the body
and Jeremy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Garcia stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Garcia escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Garcia lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garcia circles away from the clinch attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jeremy tries to clinch up
and Garcia counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Garcia lands with a kick to the temple. Jeremy shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Garcia motions for Jeremy to come forward. Garcia throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Garcia lands a nice looking body kick.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Garcia cracks Jeremy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Patch Garcia will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Patch Garcia's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Garcia finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Garcia throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Garcia. Jeremy shrugs it off though.
Garcia throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jeremy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Garcia throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Garcia.
Garcia defending well as Jeremy loads up on a big left hand.
Garcia with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jeremy to score with a decent uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Garcia misses the target.
Garcia misses with the body kick
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Garcia moves away
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Garcia counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Garcia moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Garcia counters with a good low kick that Jeremy was not able to check.
Jeremy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jeremy defending well as Garcia loads up on a big left hand.
Garcia dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jeremy. That did some damage!
A leg kick checked by Jeremy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Garcia. That's going to slow Jeremy down.
Garcia throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Garcia lands with a kick to the ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Garcia. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Both fighters circling a little - Garcia finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garcia lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Garcia.
Jeremy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Garcia connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jeremy scrambles back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Garcia misses.
Garcia paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Garcia throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
Garcia misses with a body kick.
Garcia tries to score with a low kick but Jeremy moves his leg out of the way.
A cross from Jeremy lands.
Garcia throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it.
Garcia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jeremy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Garcia throws a good cross that connects.
Garcia scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Garcia throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Garcia.
Garcia scores with a kick to the body.
Garcia scores with a push kick.
Garcia misses with a head kick.
Jeremy blocks a head kick by Garcia.
Garcia tries to land a leg kick but Jeremy saw it coming and moves away.
Garcia is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Garcia cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jeremy blocks the body kick.
Garcia fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jeremy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Garcia misses with a kick to the body.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Garcia moves away
and Garcia cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Garcia looks for the body kick but Jeremy saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy moves out of range as Garcia strikes.
Garcia throws a sloppy body shot
and Jeremy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Garcia lands a jab to the head.
Garcia gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jeremy holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ron Jeremy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jeremy misses with a body punch.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jeremy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Garcia looking to slow down the pace here.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy taking a breather.
And that's the end of the fight!
Patch Garcia showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Garcia has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Patch Garcia!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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