PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Nick Nack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glad Rosebush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nick Nack is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Nack
vs
Rosebush

167 cm
21
168 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

173 cm
25
163 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good in bed

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nick Nack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Glad Rosebush!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Albert Achterberg and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rosebush throws a sloppy head kick and Nack moves out of range easily.
Rosebush throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Nack.
Rosebush looks to score with a jab to the body but Nack is just out of range.

Nack feints and as Rosebush raises his hands in defense, Nack changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Nack avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Nack trying to control but Rosebush is working from the bottom.

Rosebush is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Nack stopping the sweep attempt from Rosebush.
Rosebush is trying to control the position but Nack postures up.

Rosebush is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Nack working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nack scoring with punches to the head and body.

Nack got a little sloppy there for a moment and Rosebush has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nack has managed to get both his arms back between Rosebush's legs - danger averted.
Rosebush keeping moving, preventing Nack from controlling successfully.
Nack is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Nack trying to control but Rosebush is working from the bottom.
Nack missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Nack postures up and lands a big shot to Rosebush's brow.

Rosebush is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nack defends well.
Rosebush is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Rosebush can't keep his opponent in guard - Nack advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Rosebush really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Nack. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Nack prevents Rosebush from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nack trying to pass the guard but Rosebush defending well.

Rosebush looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nack lands a nice short elbow.
Nack is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Rosebush is trying to stand.
Rosebush is not content to let Nack control the position.
Rosebush wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Rosebush pushes Nack off, looking to escape but Nack dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Rosebush is forced to tap! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Nick Nack!