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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jericho Tyr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lolcake Roflcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jericho Tyr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lolcake Roflcake!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyr pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Roflcake lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Roflcake stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tyr.
A head kick from Tyr lands but Roflcake takes it in his stride.
It looks like Lolcake Roflcake has been cut.
Tyr throws a sloppy head kick and Roflcake moves out of range easily.
Tyr does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Tyr scores with a head kick. Roflcake tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Roflcake checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Roflcake blocks a head kick by Tyr.
Roflcake avoids the head kick by Tyr.
Tyr misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tyr takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Roflcake scores with a jab to the body.
Tyr is breathing heavily.
Roflcake connects with a body shot that sends Tyr's belly button to the back.
Tyr throws a head kick but Roflcake moves out of range.
Roflcake lands a body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Roflcake there.
A cross from Roflcake lands.
Roflcake dips to his left and cracks Tyr with an uppercut!
Roflcake lands a slapping body shot.
Roflcake lands with an uppercut that bounces Tyr off the cage and back into rage.
Tyr on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Roflcake throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tyr stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyr takes one on the button.
Jericho Tyr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Roflcake scores with a decent looking hook.
Tyr motions for Roflcake to come forward. Tyr throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Roflcake lands a nice shot to the body.
Roflcake scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nice cross by Roflcake.
A lazy left from Roflcake finds it's target.
Tyr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Roflcake lands a nice shot to the body.
Roflcake scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tyr doesn't seem bothered though.
Roflcake is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tyr had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Roflcake goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Roflcake bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tyr's head backwards.
Roflcake closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Roflcake lands a really nice looking cross but Tyr seems unphased.
Tyr takes one to the chin there.
Roflcake lands a two punch combo.
Roflcake ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Roflcake works Tyr's body with a nice hook.
A left and a right from Roflcake both land. Nice combination.
Roflcake scores with the left hand. Tyr knows he should have avoided that one.
Roflcake lands with an uppercut that bounces Tyr off the cage and back into rage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake lands a right hook to the body.
Roflcake wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Roflcake wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tyr gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Roflcake scores with a hook to the body. Tyr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jab by Roflcake.
Roflcake uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tyr has time to react.
Left hook, right uppercut from Roflcake.
Roflcake lands with a nice combination. Tyr backs away looking to recover.
Roflcake scores with a nice head shot.
Roflcake throws a shot to the body.
Jab by Roflcake.
Tyr walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Roflcake displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A cross from Roflcake lands.
Tyr takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tyr throws a right hand that misses
and Roflcake counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Roflcake lands a nice looking body shot.
Roflcake lands a nice shot to the body.
Roflcake lands a jab to Tyr's midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A nice combination there by Roflcake.
Tyr looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Roflcake jabs Tyr to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Roflcake lands with a shot to the body.
Tyr takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tyr misses with a low kick.
Tyr has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Roflcake finds it's way round the side to connect with Tyr's head.
Roflcake connects with a body shot.
Roflcake checks a leg kick.
Roflcake cracks Tyr with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Good standup being displayed there by Roflcake as he connects with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tyr on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Roflcake digs a good hook to Tyr's body.
Roflcake wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Roflcake moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Roflcake lands a nice hook to Tyr's body. Tyr takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tyr ducks right into an uppercut from Roflcake.
Roflcake throws a shot to the body.
Roflcake connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Roflcake darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Tyr takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Roflcake lands with a nice combination. Tyr backs away looking to recover.
Roflcake scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Roflcake cracks Tyr with a right hand to the side of the head.
Roflcake wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Roflcake throws a combination. Tyr tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Tyr with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Roflcake to score with a decent uppercut.
Roflcake dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Roflcake is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Tyr rather than just go for the knockout.
Tyr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Roflcake scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Tyr takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Roflcake is working the combinations to good effect here.
Roflcake throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Roflcake misses with a two punch combination.
Nice uppercut lands for Roflcake. That snapped Tyr's head back.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tyr has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tyr there as he acknowledges the shot.
Tyr gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Roflcake lands with a good body shot.
Roflcake with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lolcake Roflcake dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lolcake Roflcake's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Roflcake lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Roflcake.
Tyr connects with a high kick.
Roflcake lands a body shot.
Tyr fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Roflcake is out of range.
A left and a right from Roflcake both land. Nice combination.
Tyr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tyr takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jericho Tyr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Roflcake lands with a shot to the body.
Roflcake has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tyr doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Roflcake scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roflcake getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Lolcake Roflcake seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Roflcake tests Tyr's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Roflcake scores with a shot to the body.
Roflcake punishes Tyr's body with a nice straight punch.
Roflcake scores with a jab. Tyr acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Sloppy strikes from Roflcake. Those never looked like landing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Roflcake moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Roflcake paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Roflcake cracks Tyr with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Roflcake pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Tyr back to the cage. Roflcake follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Roflcake lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Tyr backs up against the cage.
Roflcake scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Roflcake with a hook.
A nice combination there by Roflcake.
A left and a right from Roflcake both land. Nice combination.
Roflcake scores with a jab to the jaw.
Roflcake lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tyr at a distance.
Roflcake connects with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Roflcake smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Roflcake closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Roflcake scores with a sloppy right hand. Tyr should have avoided that one.
Good standup being displayed there by Roflcake as he connects with a hook.
Tyr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Roflcake lands with a hook. Tyr tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tyr takes one to the side of the head.
Roflcake scores with the left hand. Tyr knows he should have avoided that one.
Roflcake connects with a body shot.
Roflcake lands with a nice body punch.
Left hook, right uppercut from Roflcake.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyr takes one to the side of the head.
Tyr walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Roflcake lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tyr on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A right-left combo lands from Roflcake.
Roflcake dips to his left and cracks Tyr with an uppercut!
Tyr takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Tyr is rocked!
Left hook, right uppercut from Roflcake.
Oh Tyr is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tyr takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tyr seems to have got his legs back now.
Tyr takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jab from Roflcake.
Tyr closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Tyr takes a jab right on the kisser.
A left lands for Roflcake.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Roflcake throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tyr ducks right into an uppercut from Roflcake.
Roflcake lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The fighters circle momentarily. Roflcake darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Roflcake connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tyr momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake clobbers Tyr with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Roflcake scores with a hook.
Tyr takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Roflcake slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Roflcake scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tyr takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Roflcake changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tyr takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tyr walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Roflcake checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Roflcake fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tyr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A cross from Roflcake lands.
Roflcake lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Tyr takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Roflcake swinging wildly here.
Roflcake scores with a jab to the jaw.
Roflcake listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Tyr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Roflcake lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Roflcake lands a lovely overhand right.
Roflcake lands a nice hook to Tyr's body. Tyr takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Roflcake lands a nice hook to Tyr's body. Tyr takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tyr takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Roflcake cracks Tyr with a right hand to the side of the head.
Roflcake pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Tyr back to the cage. Roflcake follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Roflcake fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Roflcake with a nice cross.
Roflcake connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Roflcake scores with a jab to the jaw.
Roflcake dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Roflcake works the jab nicely.
Roflcake punishes Tyr's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tyr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Roflcake punishes Tyr's body with a nice straight punch.
Roflcake lands with an uppercut that bounces Tyr off the cage and back into rage.
Roflcake scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Roflcake punishes Tyr's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lolcake Roflcake showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Lolcake Roflcake's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Roflcake lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Tyr throws a head kick that misses.
Roflcake lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Roflcake fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tyr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tyr throws a low kick, looking for Roflcake's leg but Roflcake calmly moves out of range.
Roflcake lands with a cross.
Roflcake feints a jab promting Tyr to slip. Roflcake then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Tyr slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Roflcake catches Tyr with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Roflcake works Tyr's body with a nice hook.
Roflcake works the jab nicely.
Roflcake lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roflcake paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tyr drops his hands momentarily and Roflcake takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Roflcake lands a jab to the nose.
Roflcake throws a series of punches but Tyr avoids them all with ease.
Tyr takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A nice combination there by Roflcake.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Roflcake lands a slapping body shot.
Tyr tries to move into range but Roflcake moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Roflcake uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tyr has time to react.
Tyr takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Roflcake lands a jab to Tyr's midsection.
Roflcake lands with a nice body punch.
Roflcake scores with a shot to the body.
Roflcake throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Roflcake lands with a good body shot.
Roflcake throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice jab there from Roflcake.
Roflcake scores with a nice head shot.
Roflcake lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyr takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Roflcake works the jab nicely.
Roflcake thuds a left hand into Tyr's body.
Roflcake lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Roflcake, as that shot connected.
Some bone on bone action there as Roflcake checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Roflcake lands with a nice combination. Tyr backs away looking to recover.
Jericho Tyr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake connects with the punch.
Roflcake scores with a shot to the body.
Roflcake lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Roflcake.
Tyr is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tyr's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Roflcake connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Tyr scrambles back to his feet.
Tyr takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A jab from Roflcake does it's job there.
Nice shot lands for Roflcake.
Roflcake lands with a good body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Roflcake.
Roflcake cracks a nice hook into Tyr's ribs.
Left hook, right uppercut from Roflcake.
Roflcake throws a monster overhand right that drops Tyr! Roflcake follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lolcake Roflcake!
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