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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Salad Fingers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maurice Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown has chosen Here i come as his entrance music. Salad Fingers is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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225 cm
19
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
300 lbs
3 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Salad Fingers! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Maurice Brown! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Brown takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Fingers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Fingers looks for the body kick but Brown saw that one coming. Brown tries for a takedown but Fingers sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Brown closes this distance looking for a takedown but Fingers circles away. Fingers cracks Brown with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
It looks like Maurice Brown has been cut. Brown tries for a takedown but Fingers sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Salad Fingers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Maurice Brown. Fingers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Brown drops his hands momentarily and Fingers takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Fingers misses with an attempted mid kick.
Brown with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fingers to score with a decent uppercut. Brown takes one to the chin there. Fingers connects with a good right hand that stumbles Brown. Brown circles away out of range and recomposes himself. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Fingers scores with a nice head shot. Brown should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Brown sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Brown looks gassed!
That's one minute gone in the round. Fingers keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jab by Fingers.
That has opened up Maurice Brown's cut even more. Brown takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Brown has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Brown there as he acknowledges the shot. Fingers lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The cut above Maurice Brown's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Fingers darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Fingers catches Brown napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Brown to the canvas!
Brown is rocked! Fingers postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Brown's head off the mat! Brown is out! He's out! Fingers jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Salad Fingers!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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