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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ready Go (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Go
vs
Fatherfockerusus

169 cm
26
177 lbs
14 - 4 - 1

186 cm
23
180 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, Ready Go!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Go misses with a lunging right hand
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a straight right hand.
Go misses with a body shot
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Go misses with a jab to the body
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice uppercut.
Go throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fatherfockerusus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Go misses with a straight right.
Go takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fatherfockerusus lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Ready Go has been cut.
Go misses with a body shot.
Go rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Go's knee momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Go.
Fatherfockerusus doesn't manage to clinch there - Go circles away.
Go slips a jab and a cross from Fatherfockerusus.
Good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a jab.
Go gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Go misses the body punch

and Fatherfockerusus counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Go!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fatherfockerusus throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Fatherfockerusus unloads with some shots from mount but Go bucks and avoids them well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus with shots to the head and body - Go looks very uncomfortable down there.
Fatherfockerusus throwing strikes here but Go is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Poor strikes thrown by Fatherfockerusus there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Fatherfockerusus breaks from Go's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Fatherfockerusus is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Go can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Go can't escape the position.
Go regains half guard.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a punch from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus thows a huge punch but Go dodges it nicely.
Fatherfockerusus stalling.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Fatherfockerusus connects with a nice short shot to Go's temple.
Fatherfockerusus sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Go defending well though.

Fatherfockerusus is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Go sees it coming and defends easily.
Go wants to control but Fatherfockerusus is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control. Go wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Go is defending against the submission attempts here by Fatherfockerusus.

Fatherfockerusus is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Go is just riding it out for now. Fatherfockerusus eventually gives up the hold.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fatherfockerusus thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ready Go's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fatherfockerusus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Go. That did some damage!
Fatherfockerusus is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
No joy there for Fatherfockerusus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Go misses with a hook to the body
letting Fatherfockerusus counter with a right hand.
Go misses with a right hand
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Go misses with a body punch
and Go takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Go throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fatherfockerusus makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Go throws a sloppy body shot

and Fatherfockerusus moves into the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus is pushing Go up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Fatherfockerusus has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Go is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hand.
Go misses with the head strike.
Fatherfockerusus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus working aggressively here.
Fatherfockerusus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to stall.
Go avoids the elbow strike from Fatherfockerusus, against the cage.
Go letting Fatherfockerusus take a breather here.
Go stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Go is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fatherfockerusus's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Go misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus looking to stall.
Fatherfockerusus leaning against his opponent.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body punch in the clinch.
Go is working for takedown but Fatherfockerusus is calmly controlling the position for now.
Fatherfockerusus can't get the takedown.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Go looking for a takedown.
Fatherfockerusus looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Go working aggressively here.
Go lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
Go misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fatherfockerusus has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Go on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an elbow over the top.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Go backwards.
A hook to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fatherfockerusus lands an elbow inside.
Fatherfockerusus lands a left hand.
A short left from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Go backwards.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Go lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fatherfockerusus or not.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus on the inside.
Go tries for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ready Go. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus presses Go against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Fatherfockerusus has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Go regains guard immediately.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fatherfockerusus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fatherfockerusus with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fatherfockerusus scoring with punches to the head and body.
Fatherfockerusus lands a couple of digs.
Go might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fatherfockerusus postures up in Go's guard and throws a big left but Go blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatherfockerusus controlling from the top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Fatherfockerusus throwing strikes from guard but Go blocks nicely.
Fatherfockerusus lands a couple of digs.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to work some ground and pound but Go has wrist control.
Fatherfockerusus thows a big elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but Go keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus sitting in guard here, content to control.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but Go keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus looking to sit in guard and control but Go gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to keep Go in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ready Go's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Go throws a poor cross that misses
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good low kick that Go was not able to check.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a hook.

Fatherfockerusus has taken the fight to the clinch.
Go takes an elbow to the forehead.
Go can't get the takedown.
Go working aggressively here.
Fatherfockerusus gets underhooks to prevent Go's takedown attempt.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to control Go's arms but Go gets an underhook and turns him. Now Fatherfockerusus has his back to the cage.
Go takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fatherfockerusus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Fatherfockerusus lands an elbow inside.
A shot in the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus slowing the pace effectively.
Fatherfockerusus continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus.
Go just misses with a punch to the body.
Go is looking to wear down Fatherfockerusus with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Go misses with a body punch
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a two punch combo.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Go does a little dance to reset his feet.
Go misses with a shot to the body
and Go takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus has closed the distance and engaged Go in a clinch.
Fatherfockerusus is pressed up against the cage. Go has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fatherfockerusus down to the mat. Fatherfockerusus avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ready Go. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Go throws a jab when Fatherfockerusus was well out of range.
Fatherfockerusus defending well as Go loads up on a big left hand.
Go avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Go throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Fatherfockerusus counters by moving into the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Go gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Go goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Go goes for a takedown attempt but Fatherfockerusus pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Go swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a decent looking hook.

Fatherfockerusus forces Go back against the cage and clinches.
Go takes an elbow to the temple.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Go takes a shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Go scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus effectively controlling the action here.
Go working hard to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Go can't get the takedown.
Go blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fatherfockerusus prevents a takedown attempt there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fatherfockerusus lands an elbow inside that Go shrugs off.
Fatherfockerusus lands an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fatherfockerusus lands an elbow inside that Go shrugs off.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus wants to stall.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a shoulder strike.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Go's defenses.

Ready Go's cut is getting worse.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A bit of stalling here from Fatherfockerusus.
Go tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice elbow.
Go tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Go misses with a punch on the inside.
The referee calls for Fatherfockerusus to work.
Fatherfockerusus has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Go avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Fatherfockerusus has clasped his hands together around Go's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Fatherfockerusus has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus wants to lay and pray for a moment but Go keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Go gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Fatherfockerusus looking to finish Go with some ground and pound. This is bad for Go!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Go wants to control but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
Go wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Fatherfockerusus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Go is in all sorts of trouble here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Fatherfockerusus is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Go has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Go is bucking up trying to escape but Fatherfockerusus cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ready Go's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Go tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Go.
Go ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fatherfockerusus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Go misses with a lunging right hand
and Go takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Go.
A shot to the liver by Go. Beautiful body shot.
Go drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Fatherfockerusus shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Fatherfockerusus throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Fatherfockerusus is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Go has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Go defending well though.
Fatherfockerusus sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Go defending well though.
Go tries to roll over but Fatherfockerusus keeps him under control.
Fatherfockerusus wants to take a breather but Go is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Fatherfockerusus seems to be working for a kimura but Go defends the submission attempt.
Fatherfockerusus not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fatherfockerusus thows a huge punch but Go dodges it nicely.
Fatherfockerusus stalling.
Go keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus is looking for a kimura here.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to take a break and control but Go is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Go is trying to get back to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus with the ground and pound but Go uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to work some ground and pound but Go has wrist control.
Go tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to work some ground and pound but Go has wrist control.
Fatherfockerusus postures up in Go's guard and throws a big left but Go blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Ready Go's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Fatherfockerusus lands with a nice combination. Go backs away looking to recover.
Fatherfockerusus connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Go throws a predictable looking body shot

and Fatherfockerusus holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Go tries a body shot but Fatherfockerusus blocks it.
Go has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Go tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus lands an elbow that stopped Go in his tracks for a moment.
Fatherfockerusus creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Go's defenses.
Fatherfockerusus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Go backwards.

Fatherfockerusus has picked Go up - he's going for a ride! Fatherfockerusus dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice strikes from Fatherfockerusus there.
Fatherfockerusus thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fatherfockerusus thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Go's head.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Go has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Fatherfockerusus is working away from the top position though.
Fatherfockerusus takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Fatherfockerusus thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Go's head.

Fatherfockerusus is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fatherfockerusus with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Go blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fatherfockerusus.
Go is staying active underneath Fatherfockerusus, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Fatherfockerusus thows a huge punch but Go dodges it nicely.

Fatherfockerusus is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Go doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Fatherfockerusus.
Go regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Fatherfockerusus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Go can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Fatherfockerusus controls the pace.
Fatherfockerusus stands and throws Go's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Fatherfockerusus working the ground and pound but Go is defending the strikes.

Fatherfockerusus tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fatherfockerusus looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Go is avoiding damage well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fatherfockerusus has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 45:50
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 43:50
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is the new welterweight champion!

C
A

C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
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