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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Ahkmed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Jesus Ahkmed enters the cage!
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185 cm
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215 lbs
8 - 6 - 1 |
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190 cm
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200 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jesus Ahkmed! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ferguson punishes Ahkmed's body with a nice straight punch. Ferguson clinches. Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ahkmed looks gassed! Ferguson is leaning against Ahkmed and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. The referee calls for Ferguson to work.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ahkmed's face.
It looks like Jesus Ahkmed has been cut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson lands an uppercut. Ahkmed takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson working Ahkmed over with knees to the body. Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Ahkmed won't want to take too many of those. Ferguson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ahkmed. A short right from Ferguson. Ferguson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Ferguson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ahkmed is rocked! Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Ahkmed is still on wobbly legs! Can Ferguson finish him? Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Ferguson landing knees to the head.
Ferguson effectively controlling the action here. Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's one minute gone in the round. Ahkmed tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ferguson smiles and moves away.
Ahkmed seems to have recovered his senses. Ferguson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ahkmed avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ahkmed takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Ahkmed ducks right into an uppercut from Ferguson. Ferguson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Ahkmed tries to keep at a distance but Ferguson has taken the fight into the clinch. Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Ferguson slowing the pace effectively. Ferguson scores with a shot to the side of Ahkmed's head. Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. A shot in the inside from Ferguson. Ferguson working Ahkmed over with knees to the body. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Ferguson is stalling here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ahkmed lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ahkmed takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Ahkmed has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Ferguson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ahkmed, pushing him back against the cage. Nice body punch from Ferguson. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Ahkmed is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ferguson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt. Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Ahkmed. Ahkmed goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ferguson prevents it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Ahkmed's ribcage. Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Ferguson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Ahkmed can't get the takedown.
Ahkmed wants a takedown.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson is leaning against Ahkmed and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Ahkmed is blocking nicely.
Ahkmed jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ferguson walks away with a smile on his face. Ahkmed gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Good exchange - Ferguson coming out on top. Ferguson lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. Ferguson closes the distance and pushes Ahkmed back into the cage. Ahkmed jumps guard but Ferguson stands there with Ahkmed around his waist. Ahkmed gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ahkmed letting Ferguson take a breather here. Ferguson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ahkmed backwards. Ferguson lands a hook that snaps the head of Ahkmed backwards. Ferguson looks to throw an elbow but misses. Ferguson stalling the fight.
Ahkmed jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ferguson walks away with a smile on his face. Ahkmed gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Ferguson throws a right hand that misses
and Ahkmed counters with a lovely straight right hand! Ahkmed misses with a takedown and Ferguson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Ferguson throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round. The cut man is working on Jesus Ahkmed's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Sloppy strikes from Ferguson. Those never looked like landing. Ferguson lets loose with a powerful body kick. Ahkmed will feel that in the morning. Ferguson moves into range and clinches up with Ahkmed. A right hook to the body lands for Ferguson.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Turd Ferguson has scored more points in the clinch so far. Ferguson lands with a light punch inside. Ahkmed tries for a takedown. No joy.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
A body shot lands from Ferguson.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ahkmed is trying to drag Ferguson to the mat but Ferguson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson prevents a takedown attempt there.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Ahkmed. Ferguson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ahkmed has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ferguson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch. Ferguson working Ahkmed over with knees to the body. Nice body punch from Ferguson - that landed with a thud.
Ahkmed tries to score a body lock takedown but Ferguson shows good agility there to stay on his feet. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges. Ferguson leaning his opponent against the cage. Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Ahkmed has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Ahkmed with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ferguson to score with a decent uppercut. Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Ferguson scores with a kick to the midsection. Ahkmed shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Ferguson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Ferguson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. Ferguson scores with the left hand. Ahkmed knows he should have avoided that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Ahkmed misses with a takedown and Ferguson counters into the clinch. Nicely done. Ferguson lands an uppercut. Ahkmed being controlled against the cage. Ferguson lands a shot to the body. A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ferguson lands a shot to the body. Ferguson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Ferguson gets a warning from the ref for wasting time. Ferguson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ahkmed can do to turn this around? Ferguson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ahkmed backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Ferguson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ahkmed looking for a takedown. Ferguson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ferguson cracks Ahkmed with a nice body shot. Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ahkmed tries to pull guard but Ferguson holds him up against the cage and eventually Ahkmed drops back down to his feet.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ahkmed can't get the takedown.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ahkmed goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ferguson prevents it.
Ahkmed tries for a takedown. No joy.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Ferguson lands with a right to the head. A short body shot lands from Ferguson as the two fighters clinch.
Ahkmed goes for a takedown attempt but Ferguson pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ahkmed shoots in but doesn't get the takedown enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab. Turd Ferguson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Ferguson stalks Ahkmed and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Ahkmed's face. Ahkmed staggers backwards, shaken. Ferguson instigates a clinch. Ahkmed takes a knee to the side of the body. A right hook to the body lands for Ferguson.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Ferguson stalls. A body shot lands from Ferguson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Jesus Ahkmed's cut. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Ahkmed tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily and Ferguson counters with a leg kick. Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Ferguson clinches up against the cage. Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson gets through Ahkmed's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Nice body punch from Ferguson - that landed with a thud.
Ferguson lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ahkmed lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Ferguson just leaning against Ahkmed, taking a breather. Ahkmed takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ahkmed in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Ferguson content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ahkmed jumps guard but Ferguson stands there with Ahkmed around his waist. Ahkmed gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ferguson gets underhooks to prevent Ahkmed's takedown attempt.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Ahkmed.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ferguson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ahkmed changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ferguson fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Ferguson scores with a jab to the body. Ferguson wants to clinch. Ahkmed misses with a takedown attempt and Ferguson counters with a left and a right that stings Ahkmed. Ahkmed drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Ferguson throws a shot to the body.
Ferguson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Ferguson's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ferguson duly obliges.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Ferguson lands a body shot.
Ahkmed tries to keep at a distance but Ferguson has taken the fight into the clinch. Ferguson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ahkmed backwards. Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson scores with a nice hook to the head. Ferguson working Ahkmed over with knees to the body. A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Ferguson pushes Ahkmed back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
A hook to the body from Ferguson.
A short left from Ferguson. Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ahkmed looking for a takedown. Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson lands a nice knee to the body. Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ahkmed in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ahkmed drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ferguson pulls his leg out and moves away.
Ferguson closes the distance and clinches. Turd Ferguson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Ahkmed goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ferguson prevents it.
Ferguson gets through Ahkmed's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body. Ferguson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A bit of stalling here from Ferguson.
A short body shot lands from Ferguson as the two fighters clinch.
Ferguson lands a body punch. Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ferguson. A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ferguson lands a hook to the side of the head. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Ahkmed won't want to take too many of those. Ferguson lands a damaging elbow. Jesus Ahkmed has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Ferguson landing knees to the head.
And that's the end of the fight! Turd Ferguson showed his dominance in that final round. Well Ferguson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Turd Ferguson! Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Turd Ferguson! Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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