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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Aleksandar Ibrahimovic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Carrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ibrahimovic comes to the cage accompanied by Mind Heist. Carrey has chosen When the man comes around - Johnny Cash as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Aleksandar Ibrahimovic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Carrey!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ibrahimovic lands with a shot to the body.
Carrey gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ibrahimovic makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Carrey really felt that one!
Carrey doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters with a stiff right hand.
Carrey tries for a takedown but Ibrahimovic circles away easily
and Ibrahimovic counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jim Carrey.
Carrey misses with a takedown attempt
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice body kick.
Carrey looks gassed!
Ibrahimovic scores with a hook.
Carrey shoots and misses
and Ibrahimovic counters with an inside leg kick.
Ibrahimovic throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carrey walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Carrey tries to keep at a distance but Ibrahimovic has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ibrahimovic stalling against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carrey takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic is pushing Carrey up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Carrey drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ibrahimovic gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Ibrahimovic gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Carrey.
Carrey is working for takedown but Ibrahimovic is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Carrey has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ibrahimovic is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A left hand lands to the body for Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ibrahimovic is pushing Carrey up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Ibrahimovic for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Ibrahimovic gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Carrey.
Ibrahimovic stalling in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Aleksandar Ibrahimovic.
Carrey misses with a takedown
and Ibrahimovic makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Carrey takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ibrahimovic scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
An inside leg kick lands from Ibrahimovic.
Carrey tries for a takedown but Ibrahimovic circles away easily
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice low kick that buckles Carrey's knee momentarily.
Nice shot lands for Ibrahimovic.
Carrey is trying desperately to land a takedown but Ibrahimovic is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Carrey.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Carrey gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice kick to the body.
Carrey closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ibrahimovic punishes Carrey's body with a nice straight punch.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ibrahimovic - that will leave a mark!
Ibrahimovic clinches.
Carrey letting Ibrahimovic take a breather here.
Carrey tries to score a body lock takedown but Ibrahimovic shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Ibrahimovic leaning his opponent against the cage.
Carrey drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ibrahimovic gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic is struggling to control the position.
Carrey is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Ibrahimovic pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Ibrahimovic scores with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the head.
Carrey wants a takedown but no success here.
Carrey tries for a takedown but Ibrahimovic manages to get underhooks.
Ibrahimovic unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Carrey looking for a takedown.
Ibrahimovic stalling the fight.
Ibrahimovic scores with a hook to the body.
Carrey is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Ibrahimovic pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Ibrahimovic stalling in the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Ibrahimovic.
Carrey is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ibrahimovic gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the body.
Ibrahimovic dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Carrey has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Carrey shoots and misses
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice low kick that buckles Carrey's knee momentarily.
Carrey misses the body punch
and Ibrahimovic counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Carrey is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Carrey has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ibrahimovic avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ibrahimovic gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Carrey.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jim Carrey.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ibrahimovic lands a shot to the body.
Ibrahimovic is pressed up against the cage. Carrey has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ibrahimovic down to the mat. Ibrahimovic avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Carrey.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic throws a shot to the body.
Ibrahimovic closes the distance and pushes Carrey back into the cage.
Carrey goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ibrahimovic prevents it.
Ibrahimovic unloads a knee to the mid-section. Carrey lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ibrahimovic lands a nice knee to the body.
Ibrahimovic unloads a knee to the mid-section. Carrey lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Carrey blocks an elbow strike.
Ibrahimovic throws an elbow but it misses.
Ibrahimovic putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Carrey in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ibrahimovic holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Carrey is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ibrahimovic gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Ibrahimovic is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Carrey can do to turn this around?
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ibrahimovic landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A short left from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic pressing his opponent against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carrey is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Ibrahimovic pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Ibrahimovic crunches a lovely knee into Carrey's ribcage.
Ibrahimovic throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the head.
Ibrahimovic is pressed up against the cage. Carrey has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ibrahimovic down to the mat. Ibrahimovic avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ibrahimovic is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ibrahimovic fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Carrey looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice cross by Ibrahimovic.
Carrey tries for a takedown but Ibrahimovic circles away easily
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice body kick.
Jim Carrey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ibrahimovic thuds a left hand into Carrey's body.
Ibrahimovic scoring well with a low kick there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carrey gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ibrahimovic moves into the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ibrahimovic.
Knees to the body from Ibrahimovic.
The referee is keeping an eye on Ibrahimovic - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Ibrahimovic is pressed up against the cage. Carrey has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ibrahimovic down to the mat. Ibrahimovic avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ibrahimovic scores with a head kick. Carrey tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Carrey has his takedown stuffed
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice body kick.
Ibrahimovic keeps Carrey at a distance using the push kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic connects with a solid leg kick.
That kick from Ibrahimovic tenderised Carrey's leg. Carrey is trying to keep his angry face on.
Carrey doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Ibrahimovic makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Carrey really felt that one!
Ibrahimovic fakes the leg kick and cracks Carrey in the body.
Carrey walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ibrahimovic.
Carrey with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Ibrahimovic to counter with a crisp jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ibrahimovic!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carrey moves forwards but Ibrahimovic connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Carrey takes one to the side of the head.
Carrey has his takedown stuffed
and Ibrahimovic counters by moving into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Ibrahimovic throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ibrahimovic throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Carrey's head.
Carrey with a poor takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ibrahimovic scores with a push kick.
Ibrahimovic tries to close the distance and clinch up but Carrey swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ibrahimovic throws a series of strikes that have Carrey backpedaling.
Ibrahimovic lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ibrahimovic lands with a straight right. Carrey didn't see that one coming.
The fighters circle momentarily. Ibrahimovic darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Carrey shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carrey misses with a takedown
and Ibrahimovic makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Carrey really felt that one!
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jim Carrey.
Ibrahimovic cracks a nice hook into Carrey's ribs.
Carrey gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ibrahimovic counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Carrey drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ibrahimovic lands the left hand.
Carrey with a poor takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice kick to the body.
Ibrahimovic lands the left hand.
Carrey shoots and misses
and Ibrahimovic counters by moving into the clinch.
Ibrahimovic stalling against the cage.
Carrey has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ibrahimovic obliges.
Ibrahimovic scores with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the body.
Ibrahimovic controlling the action here for a moment.
Carrey drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ibrahimovic holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Carrey takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ibrahimovic stalling against the cage.
Ibrahimovic landing knees to the head.
Ibrahimovic gets underhooks to prevent Carrey's takedown attempt.
Ibrahimovic lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ibrahimovic is struggling to control the position.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the body.
Carrey goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ibrahimovic prevents it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ibrahimovic displaying some good clinch control by pressing Carrey up against the cage.
Carrey has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic connects with a knee to the head.
Ibrahimovic using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Come on Ibrahimovic - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Ibrahimovic.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Aleksandar Ibrahimovic.
Carrey misses with a takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ibrahimovic trying to stall but Carrey improves his position.
Carrey drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ibrahimovic pulls his leg out and moves away.
Ibrahimovic's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ibrahimovic duly obliges.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carrey misses with a takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic is winning the standup battle so far.
Ibrahimovic lands a leg kick that knocks Carrey off balance momentarily.
Carrey with a poor takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters with a nice low kick that buckles Carrey's knee momentarily.
Ibrahimovic goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Carrey with a poor takedown
and Ibrahimovic counters with a thumping low kick.
Ibrahimovic scores with a sloppy right hand. Carrey should have avoided that one.
Jim Carrey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carrey walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Good shot there by Ibrahimovic.
And that's the end of the fight!
Aleksandar Ibrahimovic showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ibrahimovic has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:24
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:24
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Aleksandar Ibrahimovic!
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