PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mushi Slushi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus Christ will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Slushi
vs
Christ

192 cm
21
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
22
225 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mushi Slushi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ keeps Slushi at a distance using the push kick.
Christ plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Slushi fails with a takedown attempt.
Slushi misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Slushi tries for a takedown but Christ sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mushi Slushi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slushi has a takedown stuffed.
Slushi shoots in but Christ avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Christ scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Christ lands a head kick!
Christ wants to clinch up but Slushi keeps it at a distance.
Slushi will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Slushi is breathing heavily.
Slushi misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Christ lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Christ.

Slushi is rocked!

It looks like Mushi Slushi has been cut.
Jab, jab by Christ - just one landing.
Oh Slushi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slushi is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Christ.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slushi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Slushi closes this distance looking for a takedown but Christ circles away.
Christ circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Slushi drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Christ follows Slushi to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Christ!