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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Bertha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Parka might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Dropkick Murphys - Im Shipping Up To Boston. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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210 cm
23
312 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
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180 cm
26
300 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Piru Parka! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Bertha! The judges for this bout are William Gold, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Parka blocks a leg kick. Bertha throws a solid leg kick but Parka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bertha. Parka throws a low kick but Bertha avoids it. Parka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bertha.
Parka misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bertha counters with a nice low kick that buckles Parka's knee momentarily. Parka swings widly with a right hand
and Bertha counters with a good low kick that Parka was not able to check. Bertha avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Parka closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bertha circles away. Bertha connects with a leg kick. Parka looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Bertha throws a leg kick that is checked and Parka counters with a low kick, right behind Bertha 's knee. Parka fails with the takedown. Bertha scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Parka throws a leg kick and Bertha counters with a straight right hand. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Parka throws a sloppy head kick and Parka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Parka misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bertha scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bertha moves into the clinch. Bertha utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Parka is breathing heavily. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Bertha lands an uppercut. A short right from Bertha. Bertha working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. A short left from Bertha. Bertha is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Bertha lands with a light punch inside. Bertha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parka backwards. Bertha lands a body punch. Bertha tries a knee to the head but Parka blocks it.
Bertha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parka backwards. Bertha swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bertha lands a shot to the body. Bertha lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Bertha's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bertha, right into the meat.
Bertha fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Parka has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Bertha connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Bertha pivots, looking for a leg kick but Parka is out of range and Bertha settles back down. Bertha misses with a low kick. Big Bertha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Bertha clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A short right from Bertha on the inside. Parka drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bertha gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piru Parka. That's going to take a lot out of him. Bertha breaks from the clinch.
Bertha throws a solid leg kick but Parka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bertha. A low kick from Parka misses and Bertha counters with a nice low kick that buckles Parka's knee momentarily. Bertha connects with a solid leg kick. Bertha scores with a leg kick.
Bertha has closed the distance and engaged Parka in a clinch.
Bertha lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Parka prevents Bertha from breaking the clinch. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bertha obliges. Bertha lands with a left to the head. Bertha throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkas head. Bertha working some nice short punches in the clinch. Bertha scores a nice knee to the body.
Bertha lands on the inside with an uppercut. Bertha with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bertha lands on the inside with an uppercut. Parka is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Bertha breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Bertha misses with a low kick.
Parka misses with a leg kick and Bertha counters with an inside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bertha turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Bertha thows a body kick. Parka tries to catch it but that hurt him. Bertha feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Parka's calf. Bertha lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Bertha turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Bertha scores with a shot to the body.
Bertha dips to his left and cracks Parka with an uppercut! Bertha throws a nice outside leg kick. Bertha with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bertha buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bertha tries to land a leg kick but Parka saw it coming and moves away.
Bertha shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Parka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bertha counters with a leg kick. Bertha throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Parka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A nice combination there by Bertha.
A big left from Bertha misses. Bertha fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Parka has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. A nice inside leg kick there by Bertha. That's going to slow Parka down. Bertha throws a leg kick that misses. Bertha tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parka was well out of range. Poor timing from Bertha. Bertha lands a slapping body shot.
Bertha connects with a jab. Parka gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Bertha just misses with a punch to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bertha. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Bertha dominated that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Parka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Parka misses with a lunging right hand
and Bertha counters with a slapping leg kick. Piru Parka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Parka shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bertha sprawls well. Bertha wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Parka gets slowly back to his feet. Parka throws a poor cross that misses
and Bertha counters with a good low kick that Parka was not able to check. Bertha walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Parka checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Parka doesn't succeed with the takedown and Bertha counters with an outside leg kick.
Bertha finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bertha just misses with a punch to the body.
Bertha fails in his attempt to clinch. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Good work by Parka as he checks the leg kick. Bertha with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Bertha has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bertha has a couple of punches blocked by Parka.
Bertha throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. A short right from Bertha. Bertha lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parka backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bertha lands a left hand.
Bertha has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Bertha throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Parka blocks it with crossed arms. Bertha works on Parka's body with a couple of short punches. Bertha lands with a short head shot on the inside. Bertha's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Bertha throws a nice outside leg kick. Bertha ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parka moves away. Parka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A chopping leg kick lands by Bertha. Bertha throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Parka. Bertha fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parka manages to avoid it. Parka checks a leg kick nicely. Bertha uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parka.
Bertha throws a head kick that misses. Bertha connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Parka misses with a hook
and Bertha counters with an inside leg kick. Bertha listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bertha fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Parka has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Both fighters circling a little - Bertha finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Big Bertha seems to be getting the better of the standup. Parka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bertha. Bertha dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parka. That did some damage! Bertha works over Parka's head and body with a nice combination. Bertha throws a low kick but Parka moves out of range easily. Bertha lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Bertha is looking to clinch but Parka is avoiding it.
Bertha lands a leg kick that knocks Parka off balance momentarily. Parka thows a leg kick but Bertha checks it and Bertha counters with a nice uppercut. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bertha, right into the meat.
Bertha moves into the clinch. Bertha works on Parka's body with a couple of short punches. Bertha lands a shoulder strike. Bertha lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A body shot lands from Bertha.
Bertha scores with a hook to the body. Nice body punch from Bertha. Bertha lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Bertha breaks from the clinch.
Bertha wants to clinch up but Parka keeps it at a distance. Parka misses with a hook to the body
and Bertha counters with an inside leg kick. This has been an exciting period of action! Bertha misses with a low kick. Bertha tries to clinch up but Parka circles away and keeps his distance. Parka throws a body kick the misses and Bertha counters with a slapping leg kick. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bertha.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bertha lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Parka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Parka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Bertha wants to clinch up but Parka keeps it at a distance. Bertha scores with a leg kick.
Bertha chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bertha. That's going to slow Parka down.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bertha wants to land a leg kick but Parka is out of range. Bertha lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Parka avoids the head kick by Bertha.
Parka walks into a stiff left hand from Bertha. Bertha wants to slow Parka down by chopping away at his legs. Bertha turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Parka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bertha makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Parka checks a leg kick nicely. Bertha clinches with his opponent.
Bertha lands a body punch. Bertha manages to break the clinch.
A low kick from Parka misses and Bertha counters with an outside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Bertha tries to clinch but Parka moves out of range. Bertha connects with a leg kick. Parka looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Parka moves away from the strike by Bertha. And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Bertha showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Bertha lands with a nice combination. Parka backs away looking to recover.
It looks like Piru Parka has been cut. Parka misses with a lunging right hand
and Bertha counters with a nice low kick that buckles Parka's knee momentarily. Bertha turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bertha pivots, looking for a leg kick but Parka is out of range and Bertha settles back down. Bertha throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Parka counters with a thumping low kick. Bertha throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bertha looks to land a right hand but Parka moved out of range. A chopping leg kick lands by Bertha. Parka takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Parka checks the leg kick. Bertha attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Bertha misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Parka throws a leg kick and Bertha counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Bertha scores with the left hand. Parka knows he should have avoided that one.
That's one minute gone in the round. A low kick from Parka is predictable there and Bertha counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Parka throws a poor cross that misses
and Bertha counters with a stiff right hand. A nice leg kick lands there from Bertha. Bertha is looking to land body kicks. Bertha swings away with a leg kick that misses. Parka scores with a nice right hand.
Bertha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bertha misses with a looping left. Parka looks to land a combination. Bertha sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Parka throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bertha makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Bertha misses with a hook. Parka misses with a jab to the body
enabling Bertha to counter with a crisp jab. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Parka with a lazy takedown attempt and Bertha counters with a right hand to the body. Bertha lands a nice looking kick to the body. Parka takes a step back to recover.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Parka moves away from the strike by Bertha. The fighters circling - Bertha throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Bertha throws a series of punches but Parka avoids them all with ease. Bertha is looking to slow Parka down with leg kicks. Parka swings widly with a right hand
and Bertha counters with an inside leg kick. Good work by Parka as he checks the leg kick. Parka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bertha. Bertha throws a push kick but Parka slaps the foot to one side. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bertha, right into the meat.
A combination from Bertha does no damage. Bertha throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Parka avoids the body shot from Bertha.
Bertha fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Parka is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bertha digs a good hook to Parka's body.
Bertha throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Parka. Bertha thows a body shot but no joy. A chopping leg kick lands by Bertha. An inside leg kick lands from Bertha. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Bertha connects with a leg kick. Parka looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Bertha feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Parka's calf. Bertha tries to close the distance and clinch but Parka swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Parka misses with a leg kick and Bertha counters with a nice uppercut. Bertha lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Bertha throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bertha tries to clinch but Parka moves out of range. Bertha scores with a kick to the midsection.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bertha lands a nice leg kick that just misses Parka's sensitive parts. Bertha wants to land a leg kick but Parka is out of range. Bertha throws out a leg kick but Parka moves out of range and Bertha only half commits. A low kick from Parka misses and Bertha connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Bertha turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Bertha lands with a right hand. Parka on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bertha. Bertha obviously looking to wear him down.
Bertha scores with a hook. Parka blocks a low kick nicely. A nice inside leg kick there by Bertha. That's going to slow Parka down. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Good leg kick by Bertha there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Parka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bertha. Bertha misses with a low kick.
Bertha buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Bertha really dominated that round. The cut man is working on Piru Parka's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Bertha throws a nice outside leg kick. Parka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bertha. Bertha tries to move into range but Parka moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Bertha dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Bertha pivots, looking for a leg kick but Parka is out of range and Bertha settles back down. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Parka checks a leg kick. Parka rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bertha connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Parka misses with an uppercut
and Bertha connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Parka jabs Bertha to the body, keeping him at a distance. Bertha throws a nice outside leg kick. Bertha throws a nice inside leg kick. Bertha lands a really nice looking cross but Parka seems unphased.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Parka throws an off balance right hand
and Bertha moves into the clinch. Parka's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. Bertha lands a left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bertha throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Bertha digs a right hand underneath Parka's ribcage. Parka let out a lung full of air as it connected. Bertha is working Parka over against the cage. Bertha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parka backwards. Bertha makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Bertha lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Bertha drops Parka onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Parka is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Parka is rocked! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Bertha throws a big uppercut that drops Parka! More strikes from Bertha and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Parka lies dazed against the cage as Bertha celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Bertha! Big Bertha is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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