PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dog Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fuck BP Oil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Penn
vs
BP Oil

175 cm
22
165 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

160 cm
22
160 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dog Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fuck BP Oil!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Leandro Rodrigues and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penn looks to clinch

and BP Oil counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Penn!
BP Oil looking to finish with strikes here!
BP Oil scoring with strikes but Penn is staying in there.
BP Oil throwing strikes here but Penn is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Poor strikes thrown by BP Oil there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Penn avoids a series of strikes thrown by BP Oil.
Penn wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by BP Oil.
Penn is in a horrible position here. BP Oil smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Penn sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
BP Oil slips a nice elbow through Penn's hands, connecting with Penn's forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BP Oil throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Penn keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
BP Oil not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Penn manages to get to full guard.
BP Oil prevents Penn from getting back to his feet.
BP Oil with a flurry of punches that miss.
BP Oil working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
BP Oil with a flurry of punches that miss.
BP Oil is working Penn over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
BP Oil throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BP Oil chips away with some ground and pound.
BP Oil working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

BP Oil stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Penn has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! BP Oil manages to get his head free but now Penn has transitioned to an armbar! BP Oil grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Penn! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dog Penn!