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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Manson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's entrance music is Kyle's Mom a B!^(H. A fine choice. Manson has chosen Helter Skelter as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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300 lbs
13 - 2 - 0 |
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198 cm
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316 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Charlie Manson!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yuuki Gou and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Manson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cartman jabs at Manson's body.
Manson throws a solid leg kick but Cartman takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Manson.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Manson.
Cartman slips under a jab.
Cartman misses with a combination
and Manson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cartman's knee momentarily.
Cartman misses with a left hand
and Manson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman misses with a low kick.
Cartman throws a body punch but Manson moves out of range.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Manson's head but Manson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cartman avoids a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Manson.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cartman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman misses with a left hand
and Manson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman throws a body punch but Manson moves out of range.
Cartman misses with a left hand
and Manson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman jabs at Manson's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Manson is out of range.
Cartman scores with a nice right hand.
Cartman lands with a straight right. Manson didn't see that one coming.
It looks like Charlie Manson has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman throws a poor cross that misses
and Manson counters with a body kick.
Manson thuds a left hand into Cartman's body.
Cartman throws a right and a left that Manson avoids nicely.
Manson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Manson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Manson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Manson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Manson lands with a straight right. Cartman didn't see that one coming.
Manson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Manson shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Cartman manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Manson looking to sit in guard and control but Cartman gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Manson is adopting a defensive guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Manson working a defensive guard but Cartman passes into half guard.
Manson makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Manson.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Manson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Cartman manages to get himself to full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Manson's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Manson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Manson takes one on the button.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Manson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Manson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Manson feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
Cartman misses with a hook to the body
and Cartman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cartman scores with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Manson closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cartman circles away.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Manson moves away.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Cartman displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Cartman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Manson throws the kick towards the body but Cartman avoids it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Manson is defended easily by Cartman.
Cartman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Cartman.
Manson is breathing heavily.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Manson circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Manson.
Manson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That has opened up Charlie Manson's cut even more.
Manson is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
and Manson counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Cartman!
Cartman working to try and regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Manson is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Cartman has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Cartman manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Cartman is looking to improve his position.
Cartman pushes Manson off but Manson dives into side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Manson is trying to get an arm triangle but Cartman is defending well.
Cartman is trying to control Manson's posture but Manson avoids it.
Manson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Cartman knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Cartman is not content to let Manson control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Manson's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Manson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cartman throws a jab when Manson was well out of range.
Manson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Manson misses with a leg kick.
Cartman pivots, looking for a leg kick but Manson is out of range and Cartman settles back down.
Manson misses with a takedown attempt - Cartman sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cartman gets caught flat footed, as Manson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Manson wants to control from the top but Cartman keeps moving.
Manson preventing the sweep.
Manson drops back, looking for a kneebar! Cartman looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Cartman looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Cartman!
Cartman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Manson keeps working.
Manson stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Manson is looking for a sweep.
Manson is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Cartman's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Cartman tries to stand but can't do so whilst Manson controls his leg.
Cartman sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Eric Cartman.
Cartman misses with a right hand
and Manson counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Cartman's guard now.
Cartman is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Manson is controlling him.
Manson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Manson postures up and lands a big shot to Cartman's brow.
Manson trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
Manson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman trying to keep a closed guard but Manson is proving a slippery customer.
Manson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Manson wants to pass the guard but Cartman is keeping the position.
Manson wants to control from the top but Cartman keeps moving.
Manson is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Manson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Manson really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Manson's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Cartman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Manson can pounce on him.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Manson counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Manson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Manson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Manson.
Manson throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Manson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Manson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cartman tries to clinch but Manson moves away
and Manson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Manson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Manson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Manson counters with a leg kick.
Cartman throws a predictable looking body shot
and Manson moves into the clinch.
Cartman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Manson's elbow.
Cartman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Manson controls the action.
Manson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Manson defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Manson moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Manson moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and Manson counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and Cartman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Manson tries to close the distance and clinch but Cartman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Manson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Manson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Cartman prevents Manson from breaking the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Manson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman throws a poor cross that misses
and Manson counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Cartman!
Cartman throwing hammer fists to the chest of Manson. What's that going to do exactly?
Manson throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Cartman because Manson loaded up on that one.
Cartman is in a horrible position here. Manson smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Manson lands with some strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Manson punishing his opponent with strikes.
Manson with a couple of short strikes.
Manson lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Cartman hang on?
Cartman is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Manson drops a big elbow. That's hurt Cartman! More shots from Manson and the ref steps in! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Manson!
Charlie Manson is the new super heavyweight champion!
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hype
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