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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kobe Bryant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kramus Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Miami 2 Ibiza--Sweedish House Mafia. Kobe Bryant has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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210 lbs
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195 cm
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208 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kobe Bryant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kramus Satan!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Viktor Lagutenko and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A jab from Satan misses.
Satan needs to keep his hands up - Bryant had a free shot at his head there.
Bryant misses with a hook
and Satan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Satan staying out of range there.
Satan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bryant throws a big shot that misses.
Bryant misses with a hook
and Satan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bryant misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bryant misses with an uppercut
and Bryant takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Satan throws a shot from downtown. Bryant moves away and avoids it.
Bryant slips a jab from Satan.
Kobe Bryant seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bryant has time to react.
Bryant throws a hook but Satan avoids it easily.
Satan throws a shot from downtown. Bryant moves away and avoids it.
Satan throws a combination that misses
and Satan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Kramus Satan has been cut.
Bryant misses with a lunging right hand
and Satan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bryant steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Satan.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan tests Bryant's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Satan misses with an uppercut
enabling Bryant to counter with a crisp jab.
Bryant rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Satan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bryant looks to land a left hand but Satan moved out of range nicely.
Satan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Satan throws a body punch but Bryant moves out of range.
Bryant misses with a right hand
and Satan counters with a series of strikes. Bryant will be more careful next time no doubt.
A left lands for Bryant.
Satan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bryant throws a lazy uppercut
and Satan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bryant throws a poor cross that misses
and Satan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bryant takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bryant moves away from the strike by Satan.
The fighters circling - Bryant throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Satan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan lands with an uppercut that bounces Bryant off the cage and back into rage.
Satan tries to bum rush Bryant with a series of wild strikes but Bryant uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bryant throws a lazy uppercut
and Satan counters with a two punch combo.
Bryant misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a three punch combo that has Bryant backing up. Bryant nods at Satan to acknowledge the strikes.
Satan throws a hook but Bryant blocks it.
Bryant lands with a right hand.
Bryant misses with an uppercut
and Satan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bryant throws a poor cross that misses
and Satan counters with a left and a right that stings Bryant.
Bryant throws a jab but it's blocked by Satan.
Satan is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bryant had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bryant misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Satan to counter with a crisp jab.
Bryant misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a nice uppercut.
Bryant misses with a hook
and Satan counters with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Satan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bryant misses with a right hand
and Satan counters with a series of strikes. Bryant will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bryant is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bryant throws a shot from downtown. Satan moves away and avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan misses with a straight left.
Bryant misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kobe Bryant is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bryant misses with a looping right.
Nice jab there from Bryant.
Satan goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Satan sizes up Bryant with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bryant missing with a left hand there. Satan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bryant throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Satan to counter with a crisp jab.
Satan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bryant.
Bryant misses with a left hand
and Satan counters with a two punch combo.
Satan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bryant counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That has opened up Kramus Satan's cut even more.
Satan looks to land a left hand but Bryant moved out of range nicely.
Bryant rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Satan counters with a three punch combo that has Bryant backing up. Bryant nods at Satan to acknowledge the strikes.
Satan misses with an uppercut
and Bryant counters with a left to the body.
Satan looks gassed!
Bryant walks into a left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bryant loads up on a big right hand but Satan slips the punch.
A lazy left from Bryant finds it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bryant works the jab nicely.
Bryant looks to land a left hand but Satan moved out of range nicely.
Satan swings widly with a right hand
and Bryant counters with a crisp one two that drops Satan! Bryant thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Satan to his feet! Satan is in big trouble!
Satan is rocked!
Satan glances at the clock... BAM! Bryant nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Satan crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Satan is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kobe Bryant!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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