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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Heavy Hand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Stanton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Joey Stanton was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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170 cm
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153 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heavy Hand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joey Stanton!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hand swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Stanton looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Hand throws a body kick the misses
and Stanton cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hand misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stanton shoots in but Hand avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Stanton darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Stanton sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hand defending well though.
Stanton missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Stanton is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Hand knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Stanton on the ground.
Hand keeping hold of Stanton's head, controlling as best he can.
Hand tries to get to full guard but Stanton has control of the leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hand is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Stanton pulls his head out easily.
Stanton throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hand regains full guard. Nicely done.
Stanton won't allow Hand to get back to his feet.
Hand looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hand looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hand wants to get back to his feet but Stanton is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Stanton trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hand is looking for a triangle but Stanton pushes his legs off easily.
Hand not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hand looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stanton is one step ahead there.
Hand is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Stanton throws a big right hand that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hand is looking to stand up but Stanton isn't so interested in that idea.
Stanton being controlled here momentarily.
Hand looking for a sweep. Not yet Hand, not yet.
Stanton wants to stand but Hand has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
We're going to have a standup here because Heavy Hand wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Stanton slips a jab and a cross from Hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Hand as he connects with a hook.
Hand scores with a sloppy right hand. Stanton should have avoided that one.
Hand throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hand pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hand scores with a punch to the head.
Hand misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A right-left combo lands from Hand.
Hand throws a right and a left that Stanton avoids nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hand misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stanton dives in and grabs Hand's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hand pushes down on Stanton's head and hops out.
Stanton dodges the punch combination from Hand.
Stanton connects with a high kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Heavy Hand will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Hand swinging wildly here.
Hand misses with a head kick.
Stanton gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Hand throws a right and a left that both miss.
Stanton takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hand scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Stanton is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Hand.
Hand tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hand misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stanton avoids the head kick by Hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hand stalks Stanton and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Stanton's face. Stanton staggers backwards, shaken.
Hand misses with the combination.
Stanton misses with a takedown attempt - Hand sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hand throws a sloppy head kick and Stanton moves out of range easily.
Hand scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Stanton shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Hand napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Hand can't do much from the bottom here.
Hand parries the strikes from Stanton easily there. Stanton is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Hand to escape.
Stanton tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stanton throws a strike aimed at the side of Hand's head but Hand avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stanton is looking to take a break and control but Hand is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Stanton sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Hand is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Stanton throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hand is trying to control Stanton's posture but Stanton avoids it.
Stanton wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hand keeps working.
Stanton tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Stanton has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Hand manages to work his way to half guard, despite Stanton's best efforts.
Stanton throwing shots but Hand is blocking nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Hand pushes Stanton off looking to stand but Stanton dives back in and keeps control.
Hand keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hand keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hand has one foot on Stanton's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
A punch combination from Hand misses.
Stanton tries to score a power double leg takedown but Hand sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Stanton somewhat.
A punch lands to the side of Stanton 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Stanton showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hand.
Stanton slips a jab and a cross from Hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heavy Hand dominated that second round.
That's time! Hand's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Stanton showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hand.
Stanton closes the distance and pushes Hand back into the cage.
Hand tries to stall but Stanton uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Hand misses with a punch to the body.
Stanton jumps guard but Hand stands there with Stanton around his waist. Stanton gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Stanton is trying to push Hand away but Hand has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hand is trying to break the clinch but Stanton is controlling him.
Hand tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Stanton avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hand tries to throw a body punch but Stanton avoids it by throwing Hand back against the cage.
Hand trying to control the position but instead, Stanton has worked for underhooks and has pushed Hand into the cage.
Stanton has Hand pressed against the cage, preventing Hand from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stanton is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hand pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Stanton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hand tries to break free but Stanton pushes him back against the cage.
Hand breaks from the clinch.
Hand lands a two punch combo.
Stanton is rocked!
Hand tries to land a front kick but Stanton steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hand throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hand moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Stanton is still on wobbly legs! Can Hand finish him?
Hand moves into range and connects with a jab.
Stanton backs away from a small jab...but Hand lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Stanton crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Hand with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Heavy Hand!
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energy
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hype
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