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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vim Fweigo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fweigo has chosen Firestarter- The Prodigy as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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180 cm
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158 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
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172 cm
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154 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Vim Fweigo! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fweigo looks to land a right hand but Titties moved out of range. Fweigo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Titties manages to avoid it. Fweigo scores with a nice strike. Fweigo tries to clinch but Titties moves away and Titties counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Fweigo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fweigo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. A punch combination from Fweigo misses. A swing and a miss from Titties. Fweigo doesn't manage to clinch there - Titties circles away.
Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vim Fweigo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Titties is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fweigo. Titties avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fweigo throws a right hand that misses
and Titties counters with a nice leg kick. Titties misses the shot to the body. Fweigo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Titties moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Titties is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fweigo. Fweigo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Titties swats him away and circles back towards the center. Titties takes a swing at Fweigo's ribcage but misses. Fweigo scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Titties lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fweigo will feel that in the morning. Fweigo lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Fweigo shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Titties eats them both and turns towards Fweigo to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo. Fweigo misses with a straight left. Fweigo lands a nice hook to Titties's body. Titties takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Fweigo throws a right and a left that both miss. Fweigo tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range. Titties cracks Fweigo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Decent striking displayed by Fweigo there. Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fweigo manages to avoid it. Fweigo misses with a two punch combination.
Titties thuds his shin into the meat of Fweigo's side. Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Fweigo moves out of range easily. Titties is looking to chop away at Fweigo's legs. Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fweigo.
Titties throws a leg kick but Fweigo moved away. Titties scores with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Titties throws a body punch but Fweigo moves out of range. Titties keeps the fight on the outside. Titties is looking to wear down Fweigo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Fweigo ducks under a wild hook from Titties. Titties pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Fweigo throws a looping overhand right but Titties ducks down to avoid it. Fweigo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Titties makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fweigo manages to avoid it. Fweigo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Titties circles away from the clinch attempt and Titties counters with a straight punch to the midsection. A slapping leg kick lands for Titties.
Fweigo misses with a hook
and Titties counters with a right hand to the body. Fweigo thows a body shot but no joy. Fweigo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Titties stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Titties swings for the body but Fweigo moves out of range.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Titties swings for the body but Fweigo moves out of range.
Fweigo misses with a shot to the body and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Fweigo ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Fweigo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Titties circles away quickly and effectively. Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Titties. Fweigo shrugs it off though. Titties throws the left hand but Fweigo avoids the punch easily. Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fweigo darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Fweigo throws an off balance right hand
and Titties counters with a right hand to the body. Fweigo lands a jab. Titties avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Fweigo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Titties manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Fweigo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Titties punishes Fweigo's body with a nice straight punch. Fweigo displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Titties.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Titties takes a shot right to the bread basket. Fweigo connects with a looping right hand.
Fweigo misses the jab. Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fweigo manages to avoid it. Fweigo throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range. A slow jab from Fweigo misses its intended target. Fweigo throws a left and a right that both miss
and Titties counters with a three punch combo that has Fweigo backing up. Fweigo nods at Titties to acknowledge the strikes. Titties lands a slapping body shot.
Fweigo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Titties swats him away and circles back towards the center. Fweigo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Fweigo forces Titties back against the cage and clinches. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Titties tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short body shot lands from Titties as the two fighters clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Titties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fweigo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily. Fweigo moves out of range of the strikes. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hanz Titties dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Fweigo closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Titties cracks Fweigo with a nice body shot. Fweigo blocking some punches.
Fweigo looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Fweigo working hard to break the clinch. Titties has Fweigo pressed against the cage.
Good body shot from Titties.
Fweigo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Nice body kick there by Titties. Titties falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fweigo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Fweigo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Titties showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fweigo.
Titties throws a body punch but Fweigo moves out of range. The fighters circling - Fweigo throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vim Fweigo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round. Titties takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. A shot to the body from Fweigo misses and Titties counters with a one-two to the body. Fweigo is looking to clinch but Titties is avoiding it.
Titties throws a big shot that misses. Titties's corner calls for a 1-2. Titties obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fweigo.
Titties lands a body shot.
Titties throws a low kick, looking for Fweigo's leg but Fweigo calmly moves out of range. Titties ducks under a wild hook from Fweigo. Sloppy strikes from Fweigo. Those never looked like landing. Fweigo moves to clinch but Titties breaks away and Titties counters with a lovely straight right hand! Fweigo throws a right hand that misses
and Titties counters with a left and a right that stings Fweigo. Fweigo connects with a looping right hand.
Titties misses with a body kick. Fweigo doesn't manage to clinch there - Titties circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Titties explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Fweigo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily. Titties throws an overhand right that lands on Fweigo's shoulder, as Fweigo tries to avoid the shot. Titties lands a jab to the nose. Titties circles away from the clinch attempt and Titties counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Titties lands a right hook to the body.
Titties throws a series of punches but Fweigo avoids them all with ease. Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fweigo moves away. Fweigo avoids the body shot from Titties.
Titties throws an overhand right that lands on Fweigo's shoulder, as Fweigo tries to avoid the shot. Hanz Titties is winning the standup battle so far. Titties shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Fweigo is trying to defend but Titties finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further. This has been an exciting period of action! Titties not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Titties wants to control but Fweigo is keeping him busy. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Fweigo is trying to stand up here but Titties is controlling him well. Fweigo looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. Titties wants to control but Fweigo is keeping him busy. Fweigo is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Titties's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Titties's back! Fweigo is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Fweigo is breathing heavily. Titties breaks Fweigo's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Titties trying to control the position from guard on top but Fweigo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Fweigo looking to control.
Fweigo working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Titties has passed into half guard!
Titties missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Fweigo tries to get to full guard but Titties has control of the leg. Fweigo wants to get back to his feet. Fweigo is looking for a sweep. Titties is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hanz Titties dominated that second round. That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Fweigo fails to land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Titties. Those never looked like landing. Titties just misses with a punch to the body.
Fweigo tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range. Fweigo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Fweigo. Fweigo misses with a combination
and Titties counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fweigo thinking. Fweigo misses with a straight right. Fweigo doesn't manage to clinch there - Titties circles away.
Fweigo lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Titties misses with an uppercut. Fweigo saw that one coming. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Titties throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fweigo manages to avoid it. Fweigo just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Titties misses. Fweigo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Titties. Titties obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fweigo tries to clinch but Titties is having none of it. Titties with a nice cross. That kick from Titties tenderised Fweigo's leg. Fweigo is trying to keep his angry face on. Fweigo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A cross from Titties lands. Titties swings for the body but Fweigo moves out of range.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fweigo manages to avoid it. Fweigo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Titties counters with a lovely shot to the body. Fweigo throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Fweigo throws a right hand that misses
and Titties counters with a single leg into guard. Fweigo didn't expect that. Titties in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Fweigo working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Titties doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Titties manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. Fweigo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Fweigo working for a triangle but Titties defends it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fweigo escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Titties gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Titties seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Fweigo throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Titties escapes and throws Fweigo's legs to the side, diving into side control! Fweigo regains half guard there - taking advantage of Titties's attempt to lay and pray for a moment. Fweigo wants to control but Titties is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fweigo is trying to stand.
Titties trying to mount his opponent but Fweigo defends it. Titties sitting and controlling from the half guard. Fweigo looks like he's trying to stand up.
Titties slips a nice elbow through Fweigo's hands, connecting with Fweigo's forehead. Fweigo is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Titties jumps into side control! Titties landing a few strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Titties landing with strikes to the head and body from side control. Titties working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Titties throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. Fweigo is trying to escape and get back to his feet. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Fweigo is looking for a sweep. Fweigo taking punishment in the form of punches.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. The strikes coming from Titties are missing the target in this wave of attacks. Fweigo tries to buck Titties off but Titties is having none of it. Titties is looking to take a break and control but Fweigo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Fweigo defending against the ground and pound. Vim Fweigo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Titties has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Titties lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
And that's the end of the fight! Hanz Titties showed his dominance in that final round. Well Titties has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27 Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27 Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hanz Titties!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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