PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki comes to the cage accompanied by Sinister - Leviathan. Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki
vs
Miller

190 cm
21
211 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

188 cm
20
210 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike Miller!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Miller misses with a lunging right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Miller throws a lazy uppercut
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a thumping low kick.
Miller throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a good low kick that Miller was not able to check.
Miller looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki pushes Miller up against the cage in a clinch.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants a takedown.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki controlling the action here for a moment.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has a takedown stuffed.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Mike Miller has been cut.
Miller swings widly with a right hand
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a nice body kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fails to land with a series of punches.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a head kick. Miller tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Miller on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki clinches up against the cage.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Miller off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki clinches with his opponent.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Miller tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki was well out of range. Poor timing from Miller.
Miller swings widly with a right hand
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with an inside leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a leg kick that knocks Miller off balance momentarily.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a nice outside leg kick.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a big head kick that sends Miller tumbling to the mat! Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a step backwards and waves Miller back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Miller is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is the new light heavyweight champion!