PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Qwasnatmetaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Beam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Qwasnatmetaker comes to the cage accompanied by Prodigy - Smack my bitch up. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Qwasnatmetaker
vs
Beam

175 cm
21
185 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

180 cm
25
180 lbs
20 - 13 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Beam!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, John Mangel and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Qwasnatmetaker throws a head kick that misses.
Beam on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Beam misses with a looping right.
Beam jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Qwasnatmetaker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beam.
Qwasnatmetaker works Beam's body with a nice hook.
Qwasnatmetaker moves out of range as Beam strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Qwasnatmetaker throws a looping overhand right but Beam ducks down to avoid it.

Qwasnatmetaker instigates a clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker works on Beam's body with a couple of short punches.
Qwasnatmetaker is leaning against Beam and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker works on Beam's body with a couple of short punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beam's face.
Beam looks gassed!
Qwasnatmetaker gets through Beam's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Beam fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A nice left hand lands by Qwasnatmetaker.

Qwasnatmetaker drops Beam with a big knee straight up the middle! Beam is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Beam is rocked!

Qwasnatmetaker drives through and clinches with Beam against the cage.
A short uppercut from Qwasnatmetaker.
Beam is still on wobbly legs! Can Qwasnatmetaker finish him?
Qwasnatmetaker lands an uppercut.
Beam fails to pull guard.
Beam seems to have recovered his senses.
Beam misses with a punch on the inside.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker landing knees to the body.
Beam jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Qwasnatmetaker walks away with a smile on his face. Beam gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Beam.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Qwasnatmetaker feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Beam sprawling to the canvas! Beam rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Qwasnatmetaker finish him?!
Qwasnatmetaker throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Qwasnatmetaker feints and then cracks Beam's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Beam down.
No joy there for Qwasnatmetaker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A good leg kick by Qwasnatmetaker.

Qwasnatmetaker has managed to clinch.
A shot in the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker pushes Beam back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a hook that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
Qwasnatmetaker with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a light punch inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker with a knee to the head.
A short right from Qwasnatmetaker on the inside.
Knees to the body from Qwasnatmetaker.
Nice elbow from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Qwasnatmetaker lands an elbow that stopped Beam in his tracks for a moment.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice elbow.
Qwasnatmetaker just leaning against Beam, taking a breather.
Qwasnatmetaker pushes Beam back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Qwasnatmetaker unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A short right from Qwasnatmetaker.
Beam's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands an uppercut.
Beam wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Beam tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Good body shot from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker landing knees to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a left to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker is working Beam over against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shoulder strike.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Qwasnatmetaker lands an elbow that stopped Beam in his tracks for a moment.
A short uppercut from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Beam changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Qwasnatmetaker fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Qwasnatmetaker clinches up with Beam and pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beam takes a knee to the side of the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Qwasnatmetaker with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands an elbow inside.
Beam tries to pull guard but Qwasnatmetaker won't allow it.
Still in the clinch, Qwasnatmetaker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Qwasnatmetaker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a right hand underneath Beam's ribcage. Beam let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Qwasnatmetaker presses Beam against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a left to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beam takes a shot to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker with a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a good knee to the midsection. Beam won't want to take too many of those.
Qwasnatmetaker manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Qwasnatmetaker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douglas Qwasnatmetaker dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Qwasnatmetaker closes the distance and clinches.
Knees to the body from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a light punch inside.
Beam tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Qwasnatmetaker landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beam can do to turn this around?
Qwasnatmetaker lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A knee to the head by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Qwasnatmetaker.
A right hook to the body lands for Qwasnatmetaker.
Beam is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Qwasnatmetaker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short body shot lands from Qwasnatmetaker as the two fighters clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker working Beam over with knees to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
Qwasnatmetaker scores a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker has Beam pushed against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A knee to the head by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker stops a takedown attempt from Beam.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Beam.
A right hand to the body from Qwasnatmetaker.
Beam takes an elbow to the forehead.
Qwasnatmetaker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Beam tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Beams head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a light punch inside.
Qwasnatmetaker is working Beam over against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Beam.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks Beam with a nice body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice uppercut.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Beam jumps guard but Qwasnatmetaker stands there with Beam around his waist. Beam gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Qwasnatmetaker - that landed with a thud.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Qwasnatmetaker obliges.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Beam jumps guard but Qwasnatmetaker stands there with Beam around his waist. Beam gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker scores a nice knee to the body.
Beam tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Qwasnatmetaker smiles and moves away.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks Beam with a good jab.
Qwasnatmetaker jabs Beam right on the nose. Beam blinks but takes it well.
Good leg kick by Qwasnatmetaker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Qwasnatmetaker takes a swing at Beam's ribcage but misses.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a cross.
Jack Beam is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Beam takes one to the side of the head.
Beam swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Beam swinging wildly here.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is winning the standup battle so far.
A slapping leg kick lands for Qwasnatmetaker.
Beam takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a head kick.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks under a wild hook from Beam.

Qwasnatmetaker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a left hand.
Qwasnatmetaker lands an elbow that stopped Beam in his tracks for a moment.
Qwasnatmetaker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a right to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker with a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beam.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a left hand.
Beam fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Qwasnatmetaker taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Beam looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Beam tries to pull guard but Qwasnatmetaker won't allow it.
Qwasnatmetaker lands an uppercut.
Beam has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Qwasnatmetaker is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A short left from Qwasnatmetaker.
A short body shot lands from Qwasnatmetaker as the two fighters clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot in the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
A hook to the body from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker works on Beam's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beam takes a knee right on the jaw!
A hook to the body from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beam's face.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douglas Qwasnatmetaker dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Qwasnatmetaker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Qwasnatmetaker clinches up with Beam and pushes him back against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Qwasnatmetaker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Beam tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Qwasnatmetaker smiles and moves away.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a shot from downtown. Beam moves away and avoids it.
Beam takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Qwasnatmetaker slips a straight right by Beam.
No joy there for Beam, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Qwasnatmetaker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Beams jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Qwasnatmetaker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beam moves away.
Qwasnatmetaker moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Qwasnatmetaker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Qwasnatmetaker dodges the punch combination from Beam.
Qwasnatmetaker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Beam. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beam throws a right and a left that Qwasnatmetaker avoids nicely.
Beam throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Qwasnatmetaker counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Qwasnatmetaker with a hook.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Qwasnatmetaker.

Qwasnatmetaker clinches up against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hand.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shoulder strike.
Qwasnatmetaker taking a breather.
Beam tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Qwasnatmetaker just stands there and leans against the cage.
Beam drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Beam.
A nice right hand lands inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker unloads a knee to the mid-section. Beam lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Beam tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Qwasnatmetaker smiles and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Qwasnatmetaker darts in and clinches Beam up against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a short shot to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shoulder strike.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
Beam takes a knee right on the jaw!
Qwasnatmetaker lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
Qwasnatmetaker scores a nice knee to the body.
Beam wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A shot in the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a left to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice knee to the body.
A short body shot lands from Qwasnatmetaker as the two fighters clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a shoulder strike.
Beam tries for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker manages to get underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker stops a takedown attempt from Beam.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Qwasnatmetaker.
Knees in the clinch landing for Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
A shot in the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker gets through Beam's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body punch in the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a right hand into Beam's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Beam's gas tank.
Qwasnatmetaker with a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker with a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Qwasnatmetaker - that landed with a thud.
Jack Beam has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Qwasnatmetaker working Beam over with knees to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shoulder strike.
Beam takes an elbow to the forehead.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a hook that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
A short right from Qwasnatmetaker.
Beam tries to pull guard but Qwasnatmetaker won't allow it.
Qwasnatmetaker with a knee to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beam tries to pull guard but Qwasnatmetaker holds him up against the cage and eventually Beam drops back down to his feet.
Qwasnatmetaker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a hook that snaps the head of Beam backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a left hand.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Qwasnatmetaker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Knees to the body from Qwasnatmetaker.

And that's the end of the fight!
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Qwasnatmetaker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:24
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:24
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!