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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mahut Uno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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202 lbs
9 - 6 - 0 |
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196 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
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Excellent MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mahut Uno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Bruno Hogan and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito works Uno's body with a nice hook.
Fuck Tito misses with a two punch combination.
Fuck Tito moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fuck Tito looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A low kick from Fuck Tito is predictable there
enabling Uno to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuck Tito.
Uno doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fuck Tito counters with a left and a right that hurts Uno! He wobbles and falls to the floor - he's in big trouble! Fuck Tito jumps into full mount!
Uno is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uno is in all sorts of trouble here.
Oh Uno is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuck Tito sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Uno's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Fuck Tito takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Uno seems to have got his legs back now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uno is trying to stand.
Uno is working to get back to half guard.
Fuck Tito content just to control the position here.
Uno is trying to escape the mount.
Uno gets back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Uno is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Uno manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Uno uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuck Tito throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Uno counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Fuck Tito's guard now.
Uno throwing strikes from guard but Fuck Tito blocks nicely.
Fuck Tito is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Uno trying to control but Fuck Tito is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uno working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Uno stays in close to Fuck Tito's body and controls the position.
Uno trying to control but Fuck Tito is working from the bottom.
Uno looking to pass the guard.
Uno trying to control but Fuck Tito is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Mahut Uno wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Fuck Tito swings widly with a right hand
and Uno counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Uno slips a straight right by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Fuck Tito fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Uno has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fuck Tito looks to land a left hand but Uno moved out of range nicely.
Fuck Tito misses with a kick to the body
and Uno decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Fuck Tito's guard.
Uno is pushing down on Fuck Tito's leg trying to pass to half guard. Fuck Tito is fighting to maintain full guard but Uno has managed to sneak the leg through.
Uno is breathing heavily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uno is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Fuck Tito sees it coming and defends easily.
Uno trying to control from half guard but Fuck Tito is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Mahut Uno will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Good exchange - Fuck Tito coming out on top.
Fuck Tito misses with the body kick
and Uno makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mahut Uno is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuck Tito misses with a two punch combination.
Fuck Tito misses with a body shot.
Uno lands an overhand right.
Uno shoots in for a takedown but Fuck Tito shows good takedown defense.
Uno walks into a jab.
Uno is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fuck Tito sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A jab from Fuck Tito does it's job there.
Fuck Tito drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Uno right on the button. Uno goes down! Fuck Tito follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Fuck Tito gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck Fuck Tito!
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