PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Risen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PP Vagina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PP Vagina is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Risen
vs
Vagina

180 cm
19
160 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

175 cm
18
158 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jesus Risen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, PP Vagina!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Risen shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Vagina has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Risen is working away from the top position though.
Risen tries to pass the half guard into mount. Vagina knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Vagina tries to get to full guard but Risen has control of the leg.

Vagina looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Vagina regains full guard. Nicely done.

Risen got a little sloppy there for a moment and Vagina has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Risen has managed to get both his arms back between Vagina's legs - danger averted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vagina bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Risen's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Risen escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Vagina gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Risen striking off his back but it's not causing Vagina any problems.
Risen keeping busy, throwing shots from the bottom.
Vagina trying to control but Risen is working from the bottom.

Risen looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Vagina has picked Risen up and slammed him! Risen can't keep hold of the triangle and Vagina manages to pass to side control!
Risen tries to buck Vagina off but Vagina is having none of it.
Risen is breathing heavily.
Risen regains half guard.

Risen actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vagina wants to lay and pray for a moment but Risen keeps working.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Vagina is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Risen!
Risen is working to get back to half guard.

Vagina has isolated one of Risen's arms. Risen looking to fight him off but Vagina twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). PP Vagina!