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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derpa Derp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Gaulterie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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200 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Derpa Derp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Paul Gaulterie!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Derp bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gaulterie's head.
It looks like Paul Gaulterie has been cut.
Derp drops Gaulterie with a big left hand and mounts him. Gaulterie is in big trouble!
Gaulterie is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Derp punching from mount but Gaulterie doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Derp throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Gaulterie keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Derp sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Gaulterie regains half guard.
Derp wants to free his trapped foot but Gaulterie is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Gaulterie wants to control but Derp is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Derp throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Derp missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Gaulterie trying to control here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Derp wants to control but Gaulterie is keeping him busy.
Derp thows a huge punch but Gaulterie dodges it nicely.
Derp is trying to control the action in half guard but Gaulterie is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Gaulterie regains full guard. Nicely done.
Gaulterie is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Gaulterie looks gassed!
Derp trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Gaulterie being controlled here, momentarily.
Gaulterie is looking to stand up but Derp isn't so interested in that idea.
Derp throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Gaulterie works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Gaulterie utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Gaulterie is trying to control the position but Derp postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Derp stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Gaulterie swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Derp in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Gaulterie is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Derp throws and elbow that misses. Gaulterie uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Derp's guard. Nice move by Gaulterie!
Derp knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Gaulterie on the ground.
Gaulterie postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Derp striking off his back but it's not causing Gaulterie any problems.
Gaulterie stopping the sweep attempt from Derp.
Gaulterie looking to pass the guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Derp wants to sweep but no luck.
Gaulterie trying to control but Derp is working from the bottom.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Paul Gaulterie wasn't active enough on the ground.
Derp connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Derp cracks Gaulterie with an uppercut from hell and Gaulterie crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Derp's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Derp throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Gaulterie utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Derp has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Derp trying to control but Gaulterie is working from the bottom.
Derp slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Derp trying to control the position from guard on top but Gaulterie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Derp decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Gaulterie, up you get!
Nice straight punches there by Derp. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Derp.
Derp waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Gaulterie. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Gaulterie to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
Derp trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Derp wanted to stand there but Gaulterie had control of the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Derp accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derpa Derp dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Paul Gaulterie's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nice body punch from Derp.
Derp connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Paul Gaulterie is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Derp steps in with a hook that catches Gaulterie right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Derp follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Gaulterie looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derpa Derp!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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