PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ceaser El Toro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs comes to the cage accompanied by Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. El Toro has chosen Bulls On Parade as his entrance music. Rolen Spliffs has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Spliffs
vs
El Toro

190 cm
27
195 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

174 cm
27
194 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Absolution 159 ($79)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolen Spliffs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ceaser El Toro!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffs cracks the inside of El Toro's front leg.
Spliffs missing with a left hand there. El Toro was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A low kick from El Toro is predictable there
and El Toro takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
El Toro misses with a combination
and Spliffs counters with a slapping leg kick.
Spliffs tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
El Toro throws a lazy uppercut
and Spliffs counters with a stiff right hand.
Spliffs throws a hook but El Toro avoids it easily.
Spliffs moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Spliffs smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice jab there from Spliffs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spliffs throws a body punch but El Toro moves out of range.
Spliffs misses with a leg kick
enabling El Toro to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Toro on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
El Toro looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Spliffs is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
El Toro misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Spliffs counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
El Toro throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Spliffs on the side of the head.
Spliffs lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A shot to the body from El Toro misses
and Spliffs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spliffs with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
El Toro throws a sloppy body shot
and Spliffs counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Spliffs throws a low kick, looking for El Toro's leg but El Toro calmly moves out of range.
El Toro throws a leg kick
and Spliffs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
El Toro throws a predictable looking body shot
and Spliffs counters with a thumping low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
El Toro scores with a nice head shot.
Spliffs throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spliffs lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and El Toro has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from El Toro and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
El Toro takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A chopping leg kick lands by El Toro.
A clash of legs there as Spliffs blocks the low kick.
El Toro misses with a hook
and Spliffs counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps El Toro thinking.
El Toro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spliffs fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and El Toro has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
El Toro looks gassed!
El Toro chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spliffs can pounce on him.
Spliffs connects with a high kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
El Toro uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spliffs.
El Toro closes the distance but Spliffs moves to the side
and Spliffs counters with a nice low kick that buckles El Toro's knee momentarily.
El Toro throws an off balance right hand
letting Spliffs counter with a right hand.
El Toro throws a sloppy head kick
and Spliffs makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
El Toro throws a leg kick
and Spliffs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spliffs scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A cross from Spliffs lands.
An inside leg kick lands from Spliffs.
Spliffs is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A low kick from El Toro misses
and Spliffs makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spliffs tests El Toro's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spliffs scores with a head kick.
Spliffs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Spliffs cracks El Toro with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
El Toro misses with a right hand
and Spliffs counters with a slapping leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Spliffs there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spliffs lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spliffs lands with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Spliffs lands with an uppercut that bounces El Toro off the cage and back into rage.
A low kick from El Toro misses
and Spliffs counters with a stiff right hand.
Spliffs cracks El Toro with a good jab.
Spliffs with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spliffs lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Spliffs uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Spliffs works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good shot there by Spliffs.

El Toro is rocked!
El Toro throws a combination that misses
and Spliffs connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
El Toro is still on wobbly legs! Can Spliffs finish him?
Spliffs throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
El Toro seems to have recovered his senses.
El Toro is breathing heavily.
Spliffs scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spliffs.
Spliffs bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of El Toro's head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spliffs.
El Toro throws a leg kick
and Spliffs counters with an inside leg kick.
El Toro moves forwards but Spliffs connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rolen Spliffs is winning the standup battle so far.
Spliffs feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to El Toro's calf.
Spliffs changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
El Toro misses with a hook to the body
and Spliffs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spliffs smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spliffs lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
El Toro's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spliffs is looking to slow El Toro down with leg kicks.
Spliffs is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that El Toro can do to turn this around?
Spliffs catches El Toro with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spliffs connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between El Toro's hands.
Spliffs clobbers El Toro with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
El Toro swings widly with a right hand
and Spliffs counters with a head kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spliffs.
Spliffs connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A jab from Spliffs does it's job there.
Ceaser El Toro seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs tests El Toro's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spliffs with a jab.
El Toro throws a leg kick
and Spliffs counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
El Toro throws a predictable looking body shot
and Spliffs counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice cross by Spliffs.
Spliffs lands a jab to the head.
El Toro takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
El Toro chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spliffs can pounce on him.
Spliffs is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Spliffs thumps El Toro with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spliffs scores with a body shot.
Spliffs connects with the punch.
Spliffs lands a right hook to the body.
Spliffs scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spliffs lands a jab to the head.
El Toro drops his hands momentarily and Spliffs takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
El Toro has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
El Toro has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spliffs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spliffs throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nice shot lands for Spliffs.
El Toro on the wrong end of a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Spliffs connects with a leg kick. El Toro looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spliffs walks into a left hand.
Spliffs tries to bum rush El Toro with a series of wild strikes but El Toro uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Spliffs scores with a jab to the jaw.
Spliffs lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Danga de danga de dang - Spliffs scores with a four punch combination!
El Toro throws a lazy uppercut
and Spliffs counters with a left to the body.
El Toro takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spliffs tries to score with a low kick but El Toro moves his leg out of the way.
Spliffs looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
El Toro blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
El Toro throws a lazy uppercut
and Spliffs counters with a leg kick.
El Toro is looking to clinch.
Spliffs takes one on the button.
Spliffs feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to El Toro's calf.
Spliffs changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheers as Spliffs lands an impressive looking overhand right. El Toro doesn't seem phased though.
Spliffs lands with a cross.
Spliffs moves into range and connects with a jab.
El Toro misses with a right hand
and Spliffs counters with a thumping low kick.
El Toro misses with a shot to the body
and Spliffs counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Spliffs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliffs throws a chopping leg kick but El Toro manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
El Toro throws a head kick that misses
and Spliffs counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A shot to the liver by Spliffs. Beautiful body shot.
Spliffs scores with the left hand. El Toro knows he should have avoided that one.
Spliffs connects with a leg kick. El Toro looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spliffs with a nice cross.
El Toro misses with a left hand
and Spliffs counters with a nice body shot.
Spliffs throws out a powerful jab.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but El Toro might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Spliffs has got the better of the exchanges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Spliffs.
Spliffs sizes up El Toro with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Spliffs with a hook.
El Toro throws a predictable looking body shot
and Spliffs counters with a nice leg kick.
Spliffs throws a jab when El Toro was well out of range.
Ceaser El Toro has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
El Toro misses with a leg kick
and Spliffs connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
El Toro thows a leg kick but Spliffs checks it
and Spliffs counters with a slapping leg kick.
El Toro swings widly with a right hand
and Spliffs counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crunch! Spliffs slams his shin into El Toro's torso.
El Toro takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That kick from Spliffs tenderised El Toro's leg. El Toro is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spliffs lands a right hook to the body.
El Toro has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from El Toro there as he acknowledges the shot.
El Toro takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Spliffs plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Nice body punch from Spliffs.
Spliffs scores with a hook to the body. El Toro takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
El Toro has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Spliffs finds it's way round the side to connect with El Toro's head.
El Toro throws a leg kick
and Spliffs counters with a straight right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rolen Spliffs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Spliffs has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:25
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:25
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rolen Spliffs!