PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sherman Klump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Shamrock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shamrock has chosen Enter Sandman as his entrance music. Brock Shamrock will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Klump
vs
Shamrock

180 cm
19
180 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

195 cm
21
185 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sherman Klump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brock Shamrock!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Skip Squint and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klump throws a hook but Shamrock blocks it.
Shamrock lands a jab to the head.
Shamrock swinging wildly here.
Shamrock rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

so Klump counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Klump stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Shamrock swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Klump gets to his feet. Shamrock looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Shamrock on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Klump slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Brock Shamrock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shamrock connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A slow jab from Klump misses its intended target.
Shamrock throws a right and a left that Klump avoids nicely.
Nice straight punches there by Shamrock. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Shamrock.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump counters with a left to the body.
Shamrock misses with an uppercut
and Klump cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Klump lands a jab.
Shamrock steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Klump.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shamrock on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Shamrock slips a jab and a cross from Klump.
Klump scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Klump slips under a jab.
Shamrock misses with an uppercut
and Klump counters with a three punch combo that has Shamrock backing up. Shamrock nods at Klump to acknowledge the strikes.
Shamrock throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Klump counters with a straight right hand.
Shamrock moves forwards but Klump connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Klump slips a straight right by Shamrock.
Klump falls off balance throwing a combination
and Shamrock counters with a right hand to the body.
Klump lands a nice looking body shot.
Shamrock shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Shamrock fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Shamrock misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klump staying out of range there.
Shamrock throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Klump counters with a nice uppercut.
Shamrock tries to move into range but Klump moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shamrock misses with a left hand
and Klump counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shamrock misses with a straight left.
Shamrock misses with a hook
enabling Klump to counter with a crisp jab.
Shamrock misses with a hook
and Klump counters with a straight right hand.
Shamrock throws a right hand that misses
and Klump counters with a left and a right that stings Shamrock.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Klump loads up on a big right hand but Shamrock slips the punch.
Klump slips a jab from Shamrock.
Klump throws a body punch but Shamrock moves out of range.
Shamrock is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Shamrock takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Klump throws a right and a left that both miss.
A telegraphed right hand from Shamrock misses the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klump throws a lazy right hand but Shamrock sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Klump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Klump misses with a combination
and Shamrock counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Klump with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Shamrock to score with a decent uppercut.
Shamrock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klump sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Shamrock misses with a left hand
and Klump counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Klump darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Shamrock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klump.
Shamrock might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Klump is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shamrock.
Shamrock misses with a looping left.
Shamrock scores with a jab to the body.
Klump is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Shamrock misses with a hook
and Klump counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Shamrock lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Klump circles away quickly and effectively.
The crowd cheers as Shamrock lands an impressive looking overhand right. Klump doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klump connects with a nice looking jab.
Shamrock lands a head shot.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
enabling Klump to counter with a crisp jab.
Shamrock is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A big right from Shamrock misses.
A shot to the body from Klump misses
and Shamrock counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A combination from Klump does no damage.
Shamrock throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Klump counters with a stiff right hand.
Shamrock looks to land a right hand but Klump moved out of range.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Shamrock thinking.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shamrock misses with a lunging right hand
and Klump counters with a stiff right hand.
Shamrock throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Klump throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A lazy left from Shamrock finds it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Brock Shamrock will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Klump lands a glancing blow to the side of Shamrock's head.
Shamrock throws a poor cross that misses
and Klump counters with a right hand to the body.
A left lands for Klump.
Shamrock misses with a double jab.
Shamrock rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Klump counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Klump throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Klump lands a nice shot that snaps Shamrock's head back.
Shamrock swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Klump counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Shamrock tries to move into range but Klump moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shamrock misses with a jab, cross combination.
A left lands for Klump.
Shamrock throws a lazy uppercut
and Klump counters with a stiff right hand.
Shamrock misses with a lunging right hand
and Klump counters with a one-two to the body.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shamrock misses with a left hand
and Klump counters with a two punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klump paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Shamrock fails to land with a series of punches.
Klump lands with a right hand.
Klump's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Klump duly obliges.
Shamrock misses with a right hand
and Klump counters with a one-two to the body.
Shamrock throws an off balance right hand
and Klump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sherman Klump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Left hook, right uppercut from Klump.
Klump lands with a straight right. Shamrock didn't see that one coming.
Shamrock misses with a right hand
and Klump counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shamrock showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Klump.
Shamrock dodges the punch combination from Klump.
Klump connects with a crisp jab.
Decent striking displayed by Klump there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klump fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Shamrock throws a right and a left that Klump avoids nicely.
Shamrock falls off balance throwing a combination
and Klump counters with a left and a right that stings Shamrock.
Shamrock throws a right hand that misses
and Klump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Klump works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nice straight punches there by Klump. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Klump.
Shamrock swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Klump counters with a stiff right hand.
Klump connects with a single shot there.
Klump is working the combinations to good effect here.
Shamrock misses with a right hand
and Klump counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Shamrock is breathing heavily.
Shamrock misses with a hook
and Klump counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Klump ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shamrock moves out of range of the strikes.
Shamrock throws an off balance right hand
and Klump counters with a left to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klump lands with a cross.
Shamrock throws a right hand that misses
and Klump counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Klump throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shamrock counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Shamrock misses with a combination
and Klump cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shamrock throws a poor cross that misses
and Klump counters with a left and a right that stings Shamrock.
Klump misses with a double jab
and Shamrock counters with a three punch combo that has Klump backing up. Klump nods at Shamrock to acknowledge the strikes.
Klump looks to land a combination but Shamrock avoids it well.
Klump scores with a sloppy right hand. Shamrock should have avoided that one.
Shamrock rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Klump counters with a left to the body.
Shamrock takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Shamrock walks into a left hand.
Shamrock rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Klump counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shamrock rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Klump counters with a stiff right hand.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Klump.
Some wild striking there from Klump.
Sherman Klump is winning the standup battle so far.
Shamrock misses with a double jab
and Klump counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Klump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Klump misses with a wild combination.
Klump stuns Shamrock with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shamrock throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Klump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Klump looks to land a left hand but Shamrock moved out of range nicely.
Klump dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Klump.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sherman Klump dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Klump tries to bum rush Shamrock with a series of wild strikes but Shamrock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shamrock throws a hook but Klump blocks it.
Klump swinging wildly here.
Shamrock has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shamrock throws a lazy uppercut
and Klump counters with a left and a right that stings Shamrock.
Klump lands a jab.
Klump blocks a jab.
Shamrock throws a right hand that misses
and Klump counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Shamrock throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Klump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shamrock rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Klump counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Klump throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jab from Shamrock.
Shamrock misses with an uppercut
and Klump counters with a right hand to the body.
Shamrock takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Shamrock falls off balance throwing a combination
and Klump counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shamrock misses with a hook
and Klump counters with a straight right hand.
Klump lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Klump throws a right and a left that Shamrock avoids nicely.
Shamrock ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shamrock throws a lazy uppercut
and Klump counters with a three punch combo that has Shamrock backing up. Shamrock nods at Klump to acknowledge the strikes.
Klump lands a nice shot to the body.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump counters with a series of strikes. Shamrock will be more careful next time no doubt.
Klump uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Shamrock takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Klump cracks Shamrock with a right hand to the side of the head.
Shamrock throws an off balance right hand
and Klump counters with a two punch combo.
Klump feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Shamrocks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Klump lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shamrock takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Shamrock swings widly with a right hand
and Klump counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Shamrock slips a jab and a cross from Klump.
Klump just misses with a punch to the body.
Shamrock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shamrock falls off balance throwing a combination
and Klump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A punch lands to the side of Shamrock 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Klump throws out a loose jab but Shamrock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shamrock takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Shamrock throws a combination that misses
and Klump counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Shamrock thinking.
Klump tries to bum rush Shamrock with a series of wild strikes but Shamrock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Klump jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Shamrock on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klump misses with a jab, cross combination.
Shamrock misses with a left hand
enabling Klump to counter with a crisp jab.
Shamrock throws a poor cross that misses
and Shamrock takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Klump lunges at Shamrock with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Shamrock's hand.
Shamrock falls off balance throwing a combination
and Klump counters with a two punch combo.
Klump fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Shamrock looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shamrock on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Klump walks into a jab.
Shamrock drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Shamrock throws an off balance right hand
and Klump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Klump scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Shamrock throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Klump to counter with a crisp jab.
Shamrock misses with a left hand
and Klump counters with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klump misses with a wild combination.
Shamrock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Klump manages to avoid it.
Shamrock takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Klump bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Shamrock's head backwards.
Klump lands the left hand.
Shamrock misses with a right hand
and Klump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Klump fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Shamrock on the side of the head.
Klump keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Shamrock throws a poor cross that misses
and Klump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Klump scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Shamrock misses with an uppercut
and Klump counters with a nice uppercut.
Shamrock throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Klump counters with a nice uppercut.
Klump fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sherman Klump showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Klump has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:28
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sherman Klump!