PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Merrimac Mjolnir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Son Goku (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goku has chosen Cha-La-Head-Cha-La as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Mjolnir
vs
Goku

195 cm
25
271 lbs
19 - 3 - 0

182 cm
23
235 lbs
12 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Merrimac Mjolnir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Son Goku!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mjolnir fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Goku is out of range.
Mjolnir wants to land a leg kick but Goku is out of range.
Mjolnir tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Goku manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mjolnir fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Goku.
Mjolnir tries to work over Goku's front leg with a kick but Goku checks it.
Goku misses with a lunging right hand
and Mjolnir counters with a nice body kick.
Goku moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Goku throws a body kick the misses
enabling Mjolnir to counter with a crisp jab.
Goku tries a low kick but Mjolnir avoids it.
Mjolnir throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Goku cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Goku throws a low kick but Mjolnir avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goku misses with a straight right.
Goku connects with a crisp jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mjolnir.
Goku takes a swing at Mjolnir's ribcage but misses.
Goku swings away with a body shot that misses
and Mjolnir counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mjolnir lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Goku has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Goku and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Goku on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mjolnir. Mjolnir obviously looking to wear him down.
Mjolnir has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Goku.
Goku circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mjolnir, right into the meat.
Goku swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mjolnir displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Goku throws out the jab.
Goku connects with a body shot that sends Mjolnir's belly button to the back.
Goku misses with an uppercut
and Mjolnir counters with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goku checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Goku throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Goku lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Mjolnir throws a nice inside leg kick.
Goku swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mjolnir makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Goku really felt that one!
Mjolnir throws a solid leg kick but Goku takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Mjolnir throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A low kick from Goku misses
and Mjolnir counters with a head kick. That will keep Goku thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Goku throws a lazy body kick
and Mjolnir counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goku throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mjolnir counters with a nice low kick that buckles Goku's knee momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir moves in looking to clinch but Goku pushes him off.
A swing and a miss from Mjolnir.
Goku misses with a looping left.
Mjolnir throws a leg kick
and Goku connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mjolnir throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Mjolnir misses with a body punch
and Goku counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mjolnir thinking.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mjolnir wants to clinch up but Goku keeps it at a distance.
Goku uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mjolnir.
Goku avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Merrimac Mjolnir dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Goku blocks a leg kick.
Goku throws a front kick aimed at Mjolnir's knee but Mjolnir avoids it well.
Goku misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Goku swings widly with a right hand
and Mjolnir counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A swing and a miss from Mjolnir.
Goku misses with a body punch
and Mjolnir counters with a nice leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Goku.
Mjolnir explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mjolnir.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mjolnir misses with the body kick
and Goku counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Mjolnir keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mjolnir throws a leg kick but Goku checks it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mjolnir lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Goku has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Goku and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mjolnir tried to score with a low kick but Goku checks it.
Goku thows a left - swing and a miss!
Goku misses with a looping right.
Goku throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mjolnir counters with an inside leg kick.
Goku swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mjolnir counters with a nice low kick that buckles Goku's knee momentarily.
Merrimac Mjolnir is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mjolnir cracks a nice hook into Goku's ribs.
Goku is breathing heavily.
Goku misses with a jab to the body
and Mjolnir counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Goku on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Goku throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mjolnir scores with a punch to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slow jab from Mjolnir misses its intended target.
Mjolnir tests Goku's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mjolnir.
Goku throws a body punch but Mjolnir moves out of range.
Goku keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mjolnir throws a head kick that misses.
Mjolnir fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mjolnir scores with a spinning back kick!
Goku misses with a hook
and Mjolnir counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mjolnir thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Goku if he has to take too many more of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mjolnir dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Goku. That did some damage!
A chopping leg kick lands by Mjolnir.
Mjolnir cracks the inside of Goku's front leg.
Mjolnir's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Mjolnir duly obliges.
That kick from Mjolnir tenderised Goku's leg. Goku is trying to keep his angry face on.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mjolnir is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mjolnir misses with a leg kick
and Goku counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Merrimac Mjolnir dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mjolnir throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mjolnir connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Goku dodges the punch combination from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Goku can do to turn this around?
Mjolnir scores with a head kick.
Mjolnir throws a low kick but it's checked well by Goku.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Goku misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mjolnir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mjolnir looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Goku throws a sloppy head kick
and Mjolnir counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Goku takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goku throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mjolnir counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mjolnir tests Goku's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Goku misses with a hook. Mjolnir ducked under it nicely.
Mjolnir tries to clinch there but Goku circles away.
Jab from Mjolnir.
Goku pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Goku. That's going to slow Mjolnir down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir misses with a leg kick.
Goku throws a big shot that misses.
Mjolnir throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Goku on the side of the head.
Goku throws a jab when Mjolnir was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mjolnir. Goku does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mjolnir tries a low kick but Goku avoids it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Goku.
A lazy body kick from Goku
and Mjolnir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goku's corner calls for a 1-2. Goku obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Goku tries to land a front kick but Mjolnir steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Goku rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mjolnir counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Goku throws an overhand right that lands on Mjolnir's shoulder, as Mjolnir tries to avoid the shot.
Mjolnir throws a chopping leg kick but Goku manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Goku with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Goku checks the leg kick nicely there.
Goku throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Goku misses its intended target.
Goku cracks Mjolnir with an open hand slap.
Mjolnir looks for the body kick but Goku saw that one coming.
Mjolnir moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Goku throws a lazy body kick
and Mjolnir counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mjolnir throws a nice looking combination but Goku bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mjolnir pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mjolnir feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Goku's calf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Merrimac Mjolnir clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Mjolnir takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Goku misses with a double jab.
Mjolnir keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Goku swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Goku misses with a wild combination.
Mjolnir ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mjolnir throws a leg kick
and Goku counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mjolnir misses with an uppercut. Goku saw that one coming.
Mjolnir ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Goku chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Goku throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mjolnir counters with a good, hard body kick but Goku shrugs it off.
Mjolnir scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Goku fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mjolnir checks it well.
Mjolnir staying out of range there.
Goku misses with a lunging right hand
and Mjolnir finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Goku has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Mjolnir.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goku misses with a hook. Mjolnir ducked under it nicely.
Mjolnir throws a nice outside leg kick.
Goku throws a series of punches but Mjolnir moves out of range.
Goku throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mjolnir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Goku throws a head kick that misses
enabling Mjolnir to counter with a crisp jab.
Goku is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Goku misses with a body shot.
Goku throws a sloppy head kick
and Mjolnir counters with an inside leg kick.
Goku chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Mjolnir is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mjolnir closes the distance looking to clinch
and Goku makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Mjolnir really felt that one!
Mjolnir throws a head kick but Goku moves out of range.
Mjolnir misses with a left hand
letting Goku counter with a right hand.
Mjolnir throws a leg kick that is checked
and Goku makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Goku keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goku misses with a body shot
and Mjolnir counters with a stiff right hand.
Mjolnir tries to land a leg kick but Goku saw it coming and moves away.
Goku takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Mjolnir scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Goku throws a jab but it's blocked by Mjolnir.
Mjolnir misses with a wild body shot.
Mjolnir lands a head shot.
Mjolnir throws a solid leg kick but Goku takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mjolnir.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Merrimac Mjolnir had his way with Son Goku in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Mjolnir lands with a right hand.
Goku checks the leg kick nicely there.
Goku throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mjolnir counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Mjolnir throws a front kick that sends Goku stumbling back into the cage.
Goku throws a poor cross that misses
and Mjolnir counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Goku takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mjolnir. That's going to slow Goku down.
Goku is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Mjolnir lands a glancing blow to the side of Goku's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mjolnir lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mjolnir throws a front kick that sends Goku stumbling back into the cage.
Mjolnir tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Goku manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mjolnir throws a head kick that Goku semi-blocks.
Goku uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands with an overhand left.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Goku backs up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Goku misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mjolnir throws a front kick that sends Goku stumbling back into the cage.
Goku tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mjolnir throws a hook but Goku avoids it easily.
Mjolnir lands with an uppercut that bounces Goku off the cage and back into rage.
Mjolnir throws a head kick that misses
and Goku finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Mjolnir throws a lazy body kick
and Goku counters with a solid body kick.
Goku walks forward, straight into a front kick from Mjolnir.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir is looking to chop away at Goku's legs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mjolnir. That's going to slow Goku down.
Mjolnir throws a front kick that sends Goku stumbling back into the cage.
Mjolnir buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Mjolnir uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Goku has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mjolnir.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mjolnir.
Goku takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Son Goku has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mjolnir throws a body punch but Goku moves out of range.
Goku takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Mjolnir throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Goku throws a lazy head kick

and Mjolnir counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Mjolnir.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mjolnir working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mjolnir.
Mjolnir lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Goku backwards.
Mjolnir lands an uppercut.

Goku is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mjolnir creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Goku's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Goku drops to his knees and Mjolnir pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Merrimac Mjolnir!