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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mountain Dew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moss Cow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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180 cm
25
145 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
25
146 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mountain Dew! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Moss Cow! The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Albert Achterberg and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cow tries a head kick but it misses.
Dew blocks a head kick by Cow.
Cow misses with the body kick enabling Dew to counter with a crisp jab. Dew throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Dew moves out of range of the body kick. Cow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Cow throws a head kick but Dew moves out of range.
Dew has closed the distance and engaged Cow in a clinch.
Dew keeps control of Cow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Dew looking to throw knees to the head but Cow is blocking nicely.
Cow looking to throw knees to the head but Dew is blocking nicely.
Cow misses with a knee to the head. Cow tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dew jumps guard.
Cow postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Dew is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Cow, into his guard. Cow looks gassed! Dew avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dew advances to half guard. Cow is staying active underneath Dew, who seems content to just control the action from this position. Dew is looking for a kimura here.
Dew is pressing down on Cow's thigh, looking to free his foot. Cow is holding on for now. Dew really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dew seems to be working for a kimura but Cow defends the submission attempt. Cow actively working from the bottom here. Dew is trying to work for a kimura but Cow is defending well.
Dew is looking to advance position but Cow won't allow it. Dew seems to be working for a kimura but Cow defends the submission attempt.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Cow actively working from the bottom here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Dew is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Cow looking for submissions from an awkward position here. Cow is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dew pulls his head out easily. Dew is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Cow is just riding it out for now. Dew eventually gives up the hold. The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves. Dew moves nicely into side control. Cow regains half guard. The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring. Dew is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. Dew looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cow is trying to get back to full guard. Dew is trying to work for a kimura but Cow is defending well.
Dew is working for a kimura here but Cow manages to reverse the position and he's now in Dew's guard.
Dew wants to sweep but no luck. Dew looking for a guillotine here but Cow defends easily.
Cow wants to control from the top but Dew keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Dew is looking to sinch up a triangle. Cow throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Dew's body to avoid the submission. Dew has instead reached around Cow's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Dew arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mountain Dew! Mountain Dew retains his bantamweight title!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
52% |
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