PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between dick lipstick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bastian Schweinsteiger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). dick lipstick has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

lipstick
vs
Schweinsteiger

225 cm
22
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
22
221 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Lucid Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, dick lipstick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bastian Schweinsteiger!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
lipstick blocks the body kick.
Schweinsteiger throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
lipstick looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

lipstick drives through and clinches with Schweinsteiger against the ropes.

Schweinsteiger pulls guard.
Schweinsteiger is trying to control the position but lipstick postures up.

lipstick drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and lipstick jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Schweinsteiger working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. lipstick doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. lipstick manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Schweinsteiger is on top in guard.
Schweinsteiger stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. lipstick swivels though and keeps the full guard.
lipstick manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Schweinsteiger manages to get himself to full guard.

lipstick drops back looking for a leg! Schweinsteiger is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Schweinsteiger manages to kick lipstick off! lipstick jumps back into Schweinsteiger's guard.
lipstick really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Schweinsteiger is looking to sinch up a triangle. lipstick throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Schweinsteiger's body to avoid the submission. Schweinsteiger has instead reached around lipstick's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Schweinsteiger arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Bastian Schweinsteiger!