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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butch von Herrmann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe's entrance music is whatsername, and does she remember my name?. A fine choice. von Herrmann has chosen Rammstein - Buck Dich as his entrance music. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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265 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butch von Herrmann!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for von Herrmann.
von Herrmann misses with a leg kick
and Doe counters with a straight right hand.
von Herrmann tries for a takedown but Doe circles away easily
and Doe counters with a straight right hand.
von Herrmann throws a right hand that misses
and Doe counters with a straight right hand.
von Herrmann throws a combination that misses
and Doe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A low kick from von Herrmann misses
and Doe counters with a stiff right hand.
Butch von Herrmann seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
von Herrmann fails with the takedown
and von Herrmann takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
von Herrmann throws a right hand that misses
and Doe counters with a stiff right hand.
von Herrmann with a poor takedown
and Doe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jon Doe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Butch von Herrmann.
von Herrmann looks gassed!
A low kick from von Herrmann misses
letting Doe counter with a right hand.
von Herrmann throws a series of strikes that have Doe backpedaling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
von Herrmann throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Doe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
von Herrmann thows a leg kick but Doe checks it
enabling Doe to counter with a crisp jab.
von Herrmann swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Doe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
von Herrmann tries for a takedown but Doe circles away easily
enabling Doe to counter with a crisp jab.
von Herrmann swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Doe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
von Herrmann misses with a leg kick
and Doe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
von Herrmann tries for a takedown but Doe circles away easily
and Doe counters with a nice uppercut.
von Herrmann misses with a takedown attempt
and Doe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jab by Doe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe lands a straight punch to the body, keeping von Herrmann at a distance.
von Herrmann misses with an uppercut
and Doe counters with a low kick, right behind von Herrmann 's knee.
von Herrmann swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Doe counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
von Herrmann misses with a body punch
and Doe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Doe lands with an overhand left.
Doe scores with a head kick. von Herrmann tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The fighters circle momentarily. Doe darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
von Herrmann connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
von Herrmann doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Doe counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doe is figuring out what he wants to do next.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe prevents von Herrmann from improving his position.
von Herrmann wants to control but Doe is keeping busy.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
von Herrmann throws a right hand that misses
and Doe counters with a straight right hand.
von Herrmann has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
von Herrmann has his takedown stuffed
and Doe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
von Herrmann throws a combination that misses
and Doe counters with a right hand to the body.
von Herrmann throws a leg kick
and Doe counters with an inside leg kick.
von Herrmann throws a right hand that misses
and Doe counters with a stiff right hand.
Doe changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
von Herrmann throws a lazy uppercut
letting Doe counter with a right hand.
von Herrmann rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Doe counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doe comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
von Herrmann rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Doe counters with a good low kick that von Herrmann was not able to check.
Doe lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jon Doe dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
von Herrmann throws an off balance right hand
and Doe counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
von Herrmann scores with a punch to the head.
von Herrmann falls off balance throwing a combination
and Doe counters with a body kick that stops von Herrmann in his tracks momentarily.
von Herrmann misses with a hook
and Doe counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
von Herrmann throws a lazy uppercut
and Doe counters with a nice body kick.
von Herrmann throws a right hand that misses
and Doe counters with a leg kick.
von Herrmann throws a poor cross that misses
and Doe counters with a low kick, right behind von Herrmann 's knee.
Butch von Herrmann is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
von Herrmann misses with a takedown
and Doe counters with a left to the body.
A jab from Doe finds it's way through von Herrmann's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from von Herrmann is predictable there
enabling Doe to counter with a crisp jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Doe takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
von Herrmann throws a lazy uppercut
and Doe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
von Herrmann rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Doe counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
von Herrmann swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Doe counters with a stiff right hand.
von Herrmann is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
von Herrmann feints a jab promting Doe to slip. von Herrmann then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Doe slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
von Herrmann swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Doe counters with a right hand to the body.
von Herrmann with a lazy takedown attempt
and Doe counters with a straight right hand.
von Herrmann doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
von Herrmann throws a leg kick
and Doe counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Doe, right into the meat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Herrmann throws a right hand that misses
and Doe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
von Herrmann swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Doe counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps von Herrmann thinking.
von Herrmann misses with a double jab
and Doe counters with a nice uppercut.
Doe lets loose with a powerful body kick. von Herrmann will feel that in the morning.
Doe bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
von Herrmann throws an off balance right hand
and Doe counters with an outside leg kick.
von Herrmann tries for a takedown but Doe circles away easily
and Doe counters with a nice low kick that buckles von Herrmann's knee momentarily.
Jon Doe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Butch von Herrmann.
Doe lands a nice shot to the body.
von Herrmann throws a combination that misses
enabling Doe to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe scores with a head kick.
Doe instigates a clinch.
Doe breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
von Herrmann throws an ugly left hook that misses
and von Herrmann takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
von Herrmann misses with an uppercut
and Doe counters with a right hand to the body.
von Herrmann swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
von Herrmann takes a shot right to the bread basket.
von Herrmann fails with the takedown
and Doe counters with a nice body kick.
von Herrmann with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Doe to score with a decent uppercut.
von Herrmann throws an off balance right hand
and Doe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
von Herrmann doesn't succeed with the takedown
and von Herrmann takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doe lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Doe throws out a powerful jab.
von Herrmann throws a right hand that misses
and Doe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A low kick from von Herrmann is predictable there
and Doe counters with a thumping low kick.
von Herrmann misses with a leg kick
enabling Doe to counter with a crisp jab.
von Herrmann throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Doe to counter with a crisp jab.
von Herrmann takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
von Herrmann misses with a takedown attempt
and Doe counters with a good low kick that von Herrmann was not able to check.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jon Doe dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Doe closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Doe tries to advance to mount but von Herrmann denies him.
von Herrmann tries to improve position but can't.
von Herrmann is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
von Herrmann wants to control but Doe postures up.
Doe is looking to take a break and control but von Herrmann is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jon Doe.
Sloppy strikes from von Herrmann. Those never looked like landing.
Jon Doe is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
von Herrmann with a poor takedown
letting Doe counter with a right hand.
von Herrmann shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Doe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A lazy left from Doe finds it's target.
Jon Doe is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
von Herrmann misses with a hook
and Doe finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
von Herrmann misses with a right hand
and Doe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Doe cracks von Herrmann with an open hand slap.
von Herrmann tries for a takedown but Doe circles away easily
and Doe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jon Doe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Butch von Herrmann.
von Herrmann misses with a double jab
letting Doe counter with a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
von Herrmann gets cracked there but stands up to it.
von Herrmann throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Doe counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps von Herrmann thinking.
Doe's jab looks to have found its range, popping von Herrmann under the eye.
von Herrmann misses with a right hand
and Doe counters with a nice uppercut.
von Herrmann misses with a hook
and Doe counters with a leg kick.
Butch von Herrmann has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doe drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
von Herrmann wants to control but Doe passes easily into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
von Herrmann is looking to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Doe showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Doe has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jon Doe!
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hype
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