PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turk Turkleton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jebus Crisps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Turkleton
vs
Crisps

193 cm
22
270 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

195 cm
22
285 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turk Turkleton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jebus Crisps!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turkleton rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Crisps counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turkleton misses with a double jab
and Crisps counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Turkleton misses with a hook
and Crisps counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Turkleton misses with a double jab
and Crisps connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Crisps shoots in and bounces Turkleton off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Crisps with a nice head shot there.
Turkleton is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Crisps is controlling him.
Crisps postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crisps scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Crisps really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turkleton. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Crisps missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Crisps is looking to work some ground and pound but Turkleton has wrist control.
Crisps is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crisps landing some decent shots from guard.
Turkleton trying to control the position here.
Turkleton is trying to keep Crisps in close.
Crisps throws a big right hand that misses.
Turkleton is breathing heavily.
Crisps in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Turkleton looking for a sweep. Not yet Turkleton, not yet.
Crisps must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Turkleton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Turkleton keeping full guard, as Crisps tries to pass.
Turkleton wants to sweep here but Crisps controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crisps lands a couple of digs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turkleton keeping full guard, as Crisps tries to pass.
Crisps working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Crisps loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Crisps distracts Turkleton with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Crisps postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Crisps keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Turkleton's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turkleton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Crisps stands up over Turkleton, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Crisps postures up in Turkleton's guard and throws a big left but Turkleton blocks it.
Crisps lands a couple of elbows.
Turkleton working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crisps.
Crisps postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Crisps scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crisps cracks Turkleton with a solid left hand.
Crisps working some strikes from top position.
Crisps with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Crisps is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Crisps lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Crisps postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Crisps postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Crisps cracks Turkleton with a solid left hand.
Crisps postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crisps lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crisps postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Crisps postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Crisps lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turkleton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Crisps postures up.
Crisps working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Turkleton's head.
Turkleton looking to control.
Turkleton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crisps throws a big right hand that misses.
Crisps working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Turkleton's head.
Crisps distracts Turkleton with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Crisps working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Crisps landing with the ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crisps distracts Turkleton with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Turkleton throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jebus Crisps dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Crisps shoots in and gets a takedown into Turkleton's guard.
Turkleton is looking to stand up but Crisps isn't so interested in that idea.
Turkleton has momentary wrist control but Crisps slips an elbow through the middle.
Turkleton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crisps with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Crisps working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Crisps landing some decent shots from guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Crisps accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crisps lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Turkleton is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Crisps working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Turkleton's head.
Crisps is looking to work some ground and pound but Turkleton has wrist control.
Crisps landing with the ground and pound.
Crisps is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Crisps throws a big right hand that misses.
Crisps has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Crisps working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Crisps keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Turkleton's head.
Turkleton has momentary wrist control but Crisps slips an elbow through the middle.
Crisps throws a big right hand that misses.
Turkleton lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Crisps!
Crisps throwing hammer fists to the chest of Turkleton. What's that going to do exactly?
Turkleton takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Turkleton wants to control the pace but Crisps is squirming around nicely.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Crisps can do anything to dispel that myth.
Turkleton is trying to control here but Crisps has managed to regain half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turkleton tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Crisps.
Turkleton is looking to take a break and control but Crisps is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Turkleton seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Crisps wants to get back to full guard.
Turkleton throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Turkleton trying to control from half guard but Crisps is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Turkleton wants to stand up but Crisps is controlling the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Turk Turkleton just wasn't active enough.

Crisps feints and as Turkleton raises his hands in defense, Crisps changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Crisps missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Crisps postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Crisps's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Crisps throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Turkleton bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Crisps's guard.
Turkleton looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Turkleton chips away with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jebus Crisps showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Crisps looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Crisps scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Turkleton has his hands on Crisps's head, controlling the position.
Crisps working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Turkleton has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Crisps off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Turkleton swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Crisps counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Turkleton!
Crisps dominating with strikes here.
A nice elbow there by Crisps.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Crisps lands a big elbow.
Crisps lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turkleton wants to control but Crisps is having none of it.
Crisps landing shots from mount.
Turkleton sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Crisps missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Crisps throwing shots but Turkleton is blocking nicely.
Crisps not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Crisps slips a nice elbow through Turkleton's hands, connecting with Turkleton's forehead.
Crisps wants to free his trapped foot but Turkleton is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Crisps missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crisps thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Crisps is nestled in close to Turkleton, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Crisps stands up from half guard.
Turkleton throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Crisps counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Crisps.
Crisps trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Crisps stands up over Turkleton, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Turkleton is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Turkleton is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Turkleton looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Turkleton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crisps with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turkleton is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Turkleton is on top in guard.
Crisps preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Turkleton trying to control the position from guard on top but Crisps is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jebus Crisps has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Crisps avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turkleton wants to control from the top but Crisps keeps moving.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Turk Turkleton.

Turkleton gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Turkleton wants to sweep here but Crisps controlling him for the moment.
Turkleton not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Turkleton has his feet on Crisps's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Turk Turkleton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turkleton throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Crisps counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jebus Crisps comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Crisps has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 26:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 26:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jebus Crisps!