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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Your Fucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evan Dworshak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fucker might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Never Say Never. Dworshak has chosen Show Goes On as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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180 lbs
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196 cm
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170 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Your Fucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Evan Dworshak!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dworshak throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dworshak closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Fucker quickly recovers to half guard.
Fucker wants to improve his position but Dworshak is controlling well.
Fucker wants to control but Dworshak is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Well, if Dworshak is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Fucker is trying to control but can't.
Dworshak performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Fucker enables Dworshak to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Fucker manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dworshak won't allow Fucker to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dworshak trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dworshak wants to get up but he can't break Fucker's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Dworshak gets to his feet. Fucker looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Dworshak closes the distance and clinches.
Dworshak is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fucker has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dworshak is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Fucker is breathing heavily.
Dworshak pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fucker gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dworshak moves into the clinch successfully.
Fucker pulls guard.
Dworshak trying to control the position from guard on top but Fucker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fucker working a defensive guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dworshak trying to control but Fucker is working from the bottom.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Evan Dworshak hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Dworshak scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Dworshak is looking to take a break and control but Fucker is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dworshak passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Fucker!
Dworshak lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucker is in all sorts of trouble here.
Fucker is working hard here to advance position.
Fucker taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dworshak punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fucker keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Dworshak wants to control the pace but Fucker is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fucker is looking to improve his position but Dworshak isn't that keen on the idea.
Fucker wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Dworshak really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fucker. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Fucker looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Dworshak controls the action.
Fucker is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fucker breaks Dworshak's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Evan Dworshak dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Dworshak drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Fucker manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Fucker content to control rather than advance.
Fucker tries to stand and escape but Dworshak is controlling the position.
Dworshak trying to control from the bottom.
Fucker has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Dworshak tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fucker has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Dworshak's face.
Dworshak is squirming around, avoiding Fucker's attempts to control the action.
Fucker controlling his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A nice elbow there by Fucker.
Fucker wants to control the pace but Dworshak is squirming around nicely.
Fucker takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Fucker landing shots from mount.
Fucker looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fucker has hold of Dworshak's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Dworshak manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucker with a couple of short strikes.
Fucker looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Dworshak tries to hold on but Fucker postures up.
Fucker lands a nice shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dworshak regains half guard.
Ground and pound from Fucker.
Dworshak looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Fucker stalling.
Evan Dworshak has got the better of the ground game so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Your Fucker dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Fucker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Your Fucker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice takedown defense from Fucker. No joy for Dworshak on that attempt.
Dworshak closes the distance and clinches.
Fucker is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Dworshak can't fight it off and eventually Fucker manages to take the fight to the floor. Dworshak looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fucker trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dworshak's guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fucker is looking to work some ground and pound but Dworshak has wrist control.
Fucker passes into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dworshak is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Fucker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Fucker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Fucker is trying to control the action in half guard but Dworshak is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fucker performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Fucker seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Dworshak is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Your Fucker!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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