PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gump Worsley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Paul Whoddanikabollokoff
vs
Worsley

178 cm
25
183 lbs
9 - 11 - 1

180 cm
23
181 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gump Worsley!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Yves DeLean and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Worsley sprawls well. Worsley wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Whoddanikabollokoff gets slowly back to his feet.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with an uppercut.
Worsley looks for a takedown but Whoddanikabollokoff sprawls well.

Whoddanikabollokoff scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Worsley is looking for a sweep.

Whoddanikabollokoff decides to stand up, so the ref orders Worsley to his feet.
Whoddanikabollokoff defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Worsley.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Whoddanikabollokoff swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Worsley moves into the clinch.

Whoddanikabollokoff breaks from the clinch.

Worsley gets caught napping as Whoddanikabollokoff dives in and scores a takedown. Worsley manages to retain guard.

Worsley escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Whoddanikabollokoff gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Worsley is working an open guard so Whoddanikabollokoff takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Worsley tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a nice uppercut.
Worsley misses with a shot to the body

and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Whoddanikabollokoff is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Worsley is looking to escape.
Whoddanikabollokoff thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Worsley's head.
Worsley tries to get to full guard but Whoddanikabollokoff has control of the leg.

Worsley is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Whoddanikabollokoff pulls his head out easily.
Whoddanikabollokoff passes the guard and advances to mount!
Worsley taking shots to the head.

Whoddanikabollokoff is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Worsley is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!