PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Raymond Luxury Yacht (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Medium John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John has chosen Medium John: I love Porno as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Medium John enters the cage!

Luxury Yacht
vs
John

165 cm
22
145 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

171 cm
24
139 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Raymond Luxury Yacht!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Medium John!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Mauricio Rocha and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
John throws a poor cross that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with an outside leg kick.
John moves to clinch but Luxury Yacht breaks away
and Luxury Yacht counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
John tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Luxury Yacht counters with a slapping leg kick.
John throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Medium John seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crunch! Luxury Yacht slams his shin into John's torso.
John shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Luxury Yacht as he avoids it easily.
Luxury Yacht throws a quick head kick that skims the top of John's head.
John misses the body punch
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice low kick that buckles John's knee momentarily.
John misses with a hook to the body
and Luxury Yacht counters with a stiff right hand.
Luxury Yacht connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between John's hands.
John throws a lazy head kick
and Luxury Yacht counters with a head kick.
Raymond Luxury Yacht is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
John wants to clinch but Luxury Yacht slips to the side
and Luxury Yacht counters with a straight right hand.
Luxury Yacht lands a head kick!
John shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Luxury Yacht counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
John looks gassed!
John takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jab by Luxury Yacht.
John shoots in for a takedown but Luxury Yacht shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Raymond Luxury Yacht has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Medium John.
John fails with a takedown attempt.
Luxury Yacht lands a nice shot to the body.
John throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Luxury Yacht counters with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Luxury Yacht throws a leg kick which misses John's front leg but catches the back leg as John tries to avoid it.
Luxury Yacht digs a good body shot into John's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
John takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
John throws a predictable looking body shot
and Luxury Yacht counters with a big head kick but John shrugs it off.
Luxury Yacht with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
John is trying desperately to land a takedown but Luxury Yacht is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for John.
Luxury Yacht throws a shot to the body.
Luxury Yacht turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick from Luxury Yacht.
Luxury Yacht moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Luxury Yacht lands a straight punch to the body, keeping John at a distance.
Luxury Yacht jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Luxury Yacht throws a nice inside leg kick.
Luxury Yacht lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luxury Yacht throws a good cross that connects.
John with a lazy takedown attempt
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice leg kick.
Luxury Yacht scores with a head kick.
John takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Luxury Yacht feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to John's calf.
Luxury Yacht lands a head kick. John smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
John throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Luxury Yacht counters with a two punch combo.
Luxury Yacht lands a jab.
John misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Good shot there by Luxury Yacht.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
John misses with a lunging right hand
and Luxury Yacht counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Luxury Yacht scores with a jab. John acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A left lands for Luxury Yacht.
John swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Luxury Yacht counters with a left to the body.
Luxury Yacht scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Luxury Yacht dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on John. That did some damage!
That kick from Luxury Yacht tenderised John's leg. John is trying to keep his angry face on.
Luxury Yacht catches John with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Luxury Yacht stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Luxury Yacht wants it to stay on the feet.
Luxury Yacht is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
John tries to clinch up
and Luxury Yacht counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Raymond Luxury Yacht dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Luxury Yacht lands with a slapping head kick.
John misses with a right hand
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice leg kick.
John throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and John takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Luxury Yacht is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that John can do to turn this around?
Luxury Yacht throws a nice inside leg kick.
John misses with a left hand
and Luxury Yacht counters with a low kick, right behind John 's knee.
John shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Luxury Yacht as he jumps to the side.
Luxury Yacht throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by John.
Luxury Yacht lands a head kick!
John is breathing heavily.
John takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Raymond Luxury Yacht is winning the standup battle so far.
John swings away with a body shot that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
John throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Luxury Yacht counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Luxury Yacht moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Luxury Yacht throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Luxury Yacht dips to his left and cracks John with an uppercut!
Luxury Yacht buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
John takes a jab right on the kisser.
John misses with a hook
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice uppercut.
Luxury Yacht scores with a head kick.
Luxury Yacht throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Luxury Yacht turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
John takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
John moves to clinch but Luxury Yacht breaks away
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
John darts in trying to clinch
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice low kick that buckles John's knee momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
John throws a lazy uppercut
and John takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
John throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
John's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Luxury Yacht connects with a high kick.
Luxury Yacht lands a head kick. John smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
John swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Luxury Yacht counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Luxury Yacht plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
John throws a combination that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
John has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice body punch from Luxury Yacht.
John walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slapping body kick lands there for Luxury Yacht.
A good leg kick by Luxury Yacht.
John takes a kick to the side of the head.
John looks to clinch
and Luxury Yacht counters with a leg kick.
Crunch! Luxury Yacht slams his shin into John's torso.
Luxury Yacht scores with a shot to the body.
John takes a head kick and keeps coming.
John moves to clinch but Luxury Yacht breaks away
and Luxury Yacht counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luxury Yacht dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Luxury Yacht leaves John with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
John walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
John throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Luxury Yacht to counter with a crisp jab.
Luxury Yacht fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Luxury Yacht bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of John's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Luxury Yacht throws a head kick that John semi-blocks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
John shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Luxury Yacht counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Raymond Luxury Yacht has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Medium John.
Good exchange - Luxury Yacht coming out on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Raymond Luxury Yacht dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

John tries to clinch up
and Luxury Yacht counters with a head kick. That will keep John thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
John shoots for a takedown but Luxury Yacht saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
John falls off balance throwing a combination
and Luxury Yacht counters with a solid body kick.
John misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice leg kick.
A head kick from Luxury Yacht lands but John takes it in his stride.
John throws a right hand that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a big head kick but John shrugs it off.
John throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a body kick that stops John in his tracks momentarily.
Luxury Yacht with a jab.
John throws a combination that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a good low kick that John was not able to check.
John takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Luxury Yacht scores with a punch to the head.
Nice body kick there by Luxury Yacht.
John wants to clinch but Luxury Yacht slips to the side
and Luxury Yacht cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Luxury Yacht stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
John on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Luxury Yacht throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by John.
John has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Luxury Yacht.
John throws a poor cross that misses
letting Luxury Yacht counter with a right hand.
John throws a lazy uppercut
and Luxury Yacht counters with a head kick. That will keep John thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

John is rocked!
Luxury Yacht stuffs the takedown.
A decent looking cross lands there for Luxury Yacht.
John throws a combination that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
John takes a head kick and keeps coming.
John is still on wobbly legs! Can Luxury Yacht finish him?
Luxury Yacht lunges at John with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by John's hand.
John seems to have recovered his senses.
Luxury Yacht changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
John throws an off balance right hand
and Luxury Yacht counters with a left to the body.
Medium John is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Luxury Yacht paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
John throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Luxury Yacht to counter with a crisp jab.
Good exchange - Luxury Yacht coming out on top.
Luxury Yacht lands with a thumping leg kick.
John takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
John rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice kick to the body.
Luxury Yacht bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of John's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luxury Yacht scores with a kick to the midsection.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
John drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
John takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Luxury Yacht cracks a nice hook into John's ribs.
John misses with a takedown attempt
and Luxury Yacht cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Raymond Luxury Yacht has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Medium John.
Luxury Yacht lands with a kick to the temple. John shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Luxury Yacht looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Luxury Yacht lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A shot to the body from John misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a head kick. That will keep John thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
John misses with a double jab
and Luxury Yacht connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luxury Yacht with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice straight punches there by Luxury Yacht. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Luxury Yacht.
John swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Luxury Yacht counters with a nice leg kick.
John moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
John walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
John tries to clinch
letting Luxury Yacht counter with a right hand.
Raymond Luxury Yacht is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
John throws a right hand that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a big head kick but John shrugs it off.
Luxury Yacht cracks John with a right hand to the side of the head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but John might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Luxury Yacht has got the better of the exchanges.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
John throws a poor cross that misses
and Luxury Yacht counters with a one-two to the body.
John misses with an uppercut
and Luxury Yacht counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Medium John has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
John tries to clinch
and Luxury Yacht counters with an outside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Raymond Luxury Yacht showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Luxury Yacht has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:24
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:24
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raymond Luxury Yacht!