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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Bilbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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175 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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175 cm
24
154 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adolf Hitler! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Bilbo! The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bilbo scores with a jab to the jaw.
It looks like Adolf Hitler has been cut. Hitler shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Hitler defending well as Bilbo loads up on a big left hand. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Bilbo feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Hitler sprawling to the canvas! Hitler rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Bilbo finish him?!
Hitler is rocked! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Nice defenses there by Hitler. Oh Hitler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Hitler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Bilbo lands with a big right hook that stumbles Hitler - he's out on his feet here! Bilbo follows up with another monster hook that separates Hitler from consciousness! Hitler falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Bilbo stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). John Bilbo!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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