PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Per Saukko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saukko comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jedi Mind Tricks - Genghis Khan kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Per Saukko has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Saukko

186 cm
23
180 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

182 cm
25
180 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Per Saukko!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Saukko misses with a body kick.
Saukko motions for Fatherfockerusus to come forward. Saukko throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Saukko avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Saukko looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Fatherfockerusus!
Fatherfockerusus is looking to get to half guard.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a series of strikes thrown by Saukko.
Saukko looking to finish Fatherfockerusus with some ground and pound. This is bad for Fatherfockerusus!
Fatherfockerusus is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Fatherfockerusus is working hard here to advance position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Saukko throws some wild stikes that Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid easily.
Saukko looking to control but Fatherfockerusus is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Saukko working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Saukko trying to control but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
Saukko has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fatherfockerusus tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Fatherfockerusus tries to lock up and control but Saukko gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Saukko trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Fatherfockerusus in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus tries to hold on but Saukko postures up.
Fatherfockerusus is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Saukko is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Fatherfockerusus tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Fatherfockerusus blocking the ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus taking shots to the head.
Saukko in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Saukko working the ground and pound effectively.
Fatherfockerusus tries to hold on but Saukko pushes him away.
Saukko tries to control but Fatherfockerusus wriggling away.
A nice elbow there by Saukko.
Fatherfockerusus is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is squirming around, avoiding Saukko's attempts to control the action.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a series of strikes thrown by Saukko.
Saukko wants to control the pace but Fatherfockerusus is squirming around nicely.
Saukko raining down hammerfists from mount.
Saukko landing shots from mount.
Fatherfockerusus takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Saukko with shots to the head and body - Fatherfockerusus looks very uncomfortable down there.
Saukko with the ground and pound from mount.

Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Saukko content just to control the position here.
Oh Fatherfockerusus is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Saukko is in the full mount, landing strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Saukko unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Fatherfockerusus wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Saukko celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Per Saukko!