PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dog Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teddy Boys (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Teddy Boys is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Penn
vs
Boys

175 cm
22
165 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
155 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dog Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Teddy Boys!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Daniel Cesar and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boys with a lazy takedown attempt

and Penn holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Penn lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Boys goes for a takedown attempt but Penn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Boys gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Penn makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dog Penn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Teddy Boys.
Boys shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Penn counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Penn prevents the takedown attempt.
Boys goes for a takedown in the clinch but Penn prevents it.
Penn gets underhooks to prevent Boys's takedown attempt.
Boys can't get the takedown.
Boys looks gassed!
Penn is pressed up against the cage. Boys has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Penn down to the mat. Penn avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Penn jabs at Boys's body.

Boys tries to keep at a distance but Penn has taken the fight into the clinch.
Penn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boys jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Penn walks away with a smile on his face. Boys gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Penn stuns Boys with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Penn gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Penn stops a takedown attempt from Boys.
Penn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Boys's face.

It looks like Teddy Boys has been cut.
Penn crunches a lovely knee into Boys's ribcage.
Penn lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Penn landing knees to the head.
Penn lands a knee to the body.
Penn lands a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Penn - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Good body shot from Penn.
Boys takes a knee right on the jaw!
A body shot lands from Penn.
Come on Penn - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Penn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Boys in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Penn - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Penn with a knee to the head.
Penn lands with a right to the head.
Penn keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Boys's efforts to push away.
Penn scores with a knee to the head.
Penn working Boys over with knees to the body.
Penn stalling against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Penn as the two fighters clinch.
Penn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Penn.
A hook to the body from Penn.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Penn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Boys drops down looking for an ankle pick but Penn pulls his leg out and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Penn has taken the fight to the clinch.
Penn lands with a short shot to the head.
Boys stalling in the clinch but Penn improves position.
Boys tries to pull guard but Penn won't allow it.
Penn leaning against his opponent.
Penn working Boys over with knees to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Penn.
Penn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Penn is pushing Boys up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Boys looking for a takedown.
Penn connects with a knee to the head.
Penn prevents the takedown attempt.
Penn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Boys lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A short right from Penn on the inside.
Penn landing knees to the head.
Penn presses Boys against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Penn lands a body shot.
Penn lands a knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Penn - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Penn lands a body shot.
Boys jumps guard but Penn stands there with Boys around his waist. Boys gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Penn landing knees to the body.
Penn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Penn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Penn lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Penn is pressed up against the cage. Boys has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Penn down to the mat. Penn avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Penn lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Penn pushes Boys up against the cage in a clinch.
Penn landing knees to the head.
Penn digs a right hand underneath Boys's ribcage. Boys let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Boys changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Penn fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Penn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Boys, pushing him back against the cage.
Boys takes a knee to the side of the body.
Boys tries a body shot but Penn blocks it.
Boys is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Penn pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Boys takes a shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn stops a takedown attempt from Boys.
Penn is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Penn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Penn stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Penn stops a takedown attempt from Boys.
Boys takes a knee right on the jaw!
Penn is pressed up against the cage. Boys has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Penn down to the mat. Penn avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Boys throws a left and a right that both miss

and Penn counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Penn.
Penn prevents the takedown attempt.
Penn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Boys is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Penn is keeping busy.
A nice right hand lands inside from Penn.
Boys is working for takedown but Penn is calmly controlling the position for now.
Boys takes a knee right on the jaw!
Boys tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good body shot from Penn.
Penn lands a body punch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Boys goes for a takedown attempt but Penn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dog Penn dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Teddy Boys's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Boys throws a left and a right that both miss

and Penn holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Penn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Penn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Penn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Penn taking a breather.
Boys is working for takedown but Penn is calmly controlling the position for now.
Penn will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Boys up against the cage.
Penn is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Penn lands a nice uppercut.
Penn working Boys over with knees to the body.
Penn throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Penn displaying some good clinch control by pressing Boys up against the cage.
Boys drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Penn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Penn.
Penn stops a takedown attempt from Boys.
Dog Penn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Teddy Boys.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Boys is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Penn lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Boys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn scores with a knee to the head.
Boys has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Penn is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Penn.
Penn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Penn landing knees to the head.
Boys goes for a takedown attempt but Penn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Boys shoots and misses
and Penn counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Penn connects with a right hand. Boys shakes it off.
Boys misses with a double jab

and Penn counters by clinching up.
Penn lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Penn obliges.
Boys changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Penn fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Boys gets a clinch.
Penn slowing the pace effectively.
Boys has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn stops a takedown attempt from Boys.
Penn has Boys pressed against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Penn.
Penn displaying some good clinch control by pressing Boys up against the cage.
Penn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Penn lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Boys drops down looking for an ankle pick but Penn pulls his leg out and moves away.
Penn scores with a jab to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Penn!
Boys falls off balance throwing a combination
and Penn counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Penn throws a nice outside leg kick.

Boys closes the distance and pushes Penn back into the cage.
Boys has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Penn avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Penn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Boys in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dog Penn has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Penn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn with a knee to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Penn.
Penn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Penn is struggling to control the position.
Boys looking to stall.
The referee is keeping an eye on Penn - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Boys tries for a takedown but Penn manages to get underhooks.
Penn scores with a hook to the body.
Boys drops down looking for an ankle pick but Penn pulls his leg out and moves away.
Teddy Boys seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boys needs to keep his hands up - Penn had a free shot at his head there.

Penn takes the fight into the clinch.
Knees to the body from Penn.
Penn is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boys can do to turn this around?
Penn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Boys is working for takedown but Penn is calmly controlling the position for now.
A right hand to the body from Penn.
Penn avoiding damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Penn scores with a nice short uppercut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Penn.
Boys has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Penn is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Penn lands a knee to the head.
Penn lands a body punch.
Boys is trying to maintain a safe position but Penn gets an underhook and turns Boys into the cage.
Penn landing knees to the head.
Penn throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Boys is working for takedown but Penn is calmly controlling the position for now.
Penn taking a breather.
Penn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Boys has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Penn is trying to keep an underhook but Boys manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Boys not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Penn won't allow Boys to pass to mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Penn is trying to stand.
Boys sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Penn defending well though.

Boys is trying to work for a kimura but Penn is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dog Penn dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Teddy Boys's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Boys doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Penn counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Boys is working for takedown but Penn is calmly controlling the position for now.
Boys stalling in the clinch but Penn improves position.
Penn taking a breather.
Penn landing knees to the head.
Good body shot from Penn.
Penn is pushing Boys up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Boys looking for a takedown.
Dog Penn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Teddy Boys.
Penn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Penn stalling the fight.
Boys goes for a takedown attempt but Penn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Penn pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Boys back to the cage. Penn follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Boys has his takedown stuffed

and Penn counters by moving into the clinch.
Penn is leaning against Boys and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Penn.
Penn just leaning against Boys, taking a breather.
Penn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A knee to the head by Penn.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Penn.
Boys goes for a takedown attempt but Penn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Penn ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Boys with a lazy takedown attempt

and Penn counters by clinching up.
Penn lands a knee to the head.
Penn works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Boys drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Penn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A hook to the body from Penn.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Penn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Penn gets through Boys's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Penn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Boys avoiding damage as Penn throws knees to the body.
Penn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dog Penn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boys tries to pull guard but Penn holds him up against the cage and eventually Boys drops back down to his feet.
Boys tries for a takedown. No joy.
Penn is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Boys drops down looking for an ankle pick but Penn pulls his leg out and moves away.

Boys tries to keep at a distance but Penn has taken the fight into the clinch.
Penn landing knees to the body.
Boys goes for a takedown in the clinch but Penn prevents it.
Penn just leaning against Boys, taking a breather.
Penn working Boys over with knees to the body.
Boys has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Penn is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Penn stalling against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boys is looking to break free of the clinch but Penn has double underhooks.
Teddy Boys has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Penn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Boys lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Boys wants a takedown.
A shot in the inside from Penn.
Penn lands with a right to the head.
Penn lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Boys or not.
Boys is working for takedown but Penn is calmly controlling the position for now.
Penn taking a breather.
Penn is working Boys over against the cage.
Penn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Boys has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Penn avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Penn.
Penn scores a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Boys takes a knee to the side of the body.
Boys jumps guard but Penn stands there with Boys around his waist. Boys gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Boys can't get the takedown.
Penn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Penn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Boys lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Penn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Penn stalls.
Boys tries for a takedown. No joy.
Penn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Boys looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A short body shot lands from Penn as the two fighters clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Boys takes a knee right on the jaw!
Boys can't get the takedown.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dog Penn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Penn, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:26
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dog Penn!