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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Master Stacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stacker comes to the cage accompanied by Hard In Da Paint by: Wocka Flocka Flame. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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170 lbs
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178 cm
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185 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Master Stacker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tits shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Stacker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stacker throws a series of punches but Tits moves out of range.
Tits stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Tits wants it to stay on the feet.
Tits showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stacker.
Tits fails with the takedown
and Stacker counters with a nice double leg into side control. Tits won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stacker tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Stacker stands up and beckons Tits to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stacker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Tits counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Stacker's guard now.
Stacker keeping full guard, as Tits tries to pass.
Tits looking to sit in guard and control but Stacker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Stacker wanted to stand there but Tits had control of the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stacker trying to control the position from guard on top but Tits is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tits is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Tits looking to control.
Tits escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Stacker gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Stacker is looking to stand up but Tits won't let him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits pulls Stacker in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tits trying to keep a closed guard but Stacker is proving a slippery customer.
Stacker has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Tits is controlling Stacker's posture.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Stacker misses with a wild combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tits doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Stacker counters with a nice leg kick.
Master Stacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.
Tits doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Stacker moves into the clinch.
Stacker tries to land a knee to the head but Tits blocks with his arms.
Stacker tries a knee to the head but Tits blocks it.
Tits has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stacker is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Tits has Stacker pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Stacker manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Stacker with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Stacker with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Stacker scores with a knee to the head.
Stacker prevents the takedown attempt.
Tits looks gassed!
Tits wants a takedown but no success here.
Stacker with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Stacker using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Stacker landing some nice looking knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Master Stacker dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Tits tries to sprawl but Stacker drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Stacker stands up out of the half guard.
Tits has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tits there as he acknowledges the shot.
Tits shoots and misses
and Stacker counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Tits goes for a takedown in the clinch but Stacker prevents it.
Stacker lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Stacker obliges.
Stacker tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Tits drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Stacker gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Master Stacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.
Stacker scores a nice knee to the body.
Stacker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Stacker lands an elbow inside.
Tits is breathing heavily.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Stacker obliges.
Stacker lands a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stacker tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Stacker with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Stacker lands a nice knee to the body.
Stacker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Titss head.
Stacker connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tits's face.
Tits goes for a takedown in the clinch but Stacker prevents it.
Stacker with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Stacker with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Stacker throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Tits blocks it with crossed arms.
Tits tries to score a body lock takedown but Stacker shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Stacker gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Tits.
Stacker looking to throw knees to the head but Tits is blocking nicely.
Tits changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Stacker fights it off and pushes away nicely.
A right-left combo lands from Stacker.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tits closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Tits lands in his opponent's guard.
Tits slips nicely into half guard.
Tits keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Stacker wants to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Stacker does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Tits seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Tits wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stacker keeps working.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Tits is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Bitch Tits was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Stacker throws a left and a right that both miss
so Tits counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Tits trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Stacker is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Tits engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Tits wants to control from the top but Stacker keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Master Stacker will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Stacker looks to land a combination but Tits avoids it well.
Stacker misses with a low kick as Tits jumps back.
Stacker throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Tits tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Stacker is in Tits's guard.
Tits looking for a sweep. Not yet Tits, not yet.
Stacker is looking to stand up but Tits won't let him.
Tits tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tits trying to control the position here.
Stacker trying to stand up but can't free himself from Tits's guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Tits looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Stacker wants to get up but he can't break Tits's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Tits with a poor takedown
and Stacker moves into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Stacker scores with a knee to the head.
Tits is working for takedown but Stacker is calmly controlling the position for now.
Stacker looking to throw knees to the head but Tits is blocking nicely.
Stacker lands a knee to the body.
Stacker lands a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Stacker obliges.
Tits looking for a takedown.
Master Stacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.
Stacker is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Stacker lands an elbow inside that Tits shrugs off.
Stacker throws a knee to the head but misses.
Stacker unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Stacker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Stacker misses with a knee strike.
Stacker tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Stacker is pressed up against the cage. Tits has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Stacker down to the mat. Stacker avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Tits has his takedown stuffed
and Stacker counters with an outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits with a poor takedown
and Stacker counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stacker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tits has his takedown stuffed
and Stacker counters with a series of strikes. Tits will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bitch Tits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Master Stacker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Stacker lands with a thumping leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stacker.
Tits gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stacker counters with a nice double leg into guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stacker wants to get up but he can't break Tits's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Stacker trying to control the position from guard on top but Tits is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tits has his foot on Stacker's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Stacker works his way back into a safe position though.
Stacker wanted to stand there but Tits had control of the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Master Stacker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stacker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Master Stacker!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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