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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Geasus Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Binky Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maximus comes to the cage accompanied by Chiddy Bang - Opposite Of Adults. Barnes comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Burn This City kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Binky Barnes is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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163 lbs
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179 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Geasus Maximus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Binky Barnes!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, William Peck and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnes throws a body punch but Maximus moves out of range.
Maximus throws a leg kick but Barnes sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Maximus is looking to clinch.
Maximus misses with the combination.
Maximus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Maximus is looking to slow Barnes down with leg kicks.
Barnes changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Maximus tries to avoid it but Barnes manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Maximus to the ground. Maximus escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Barnes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Maximus manages to avoid it.
Barnes throws a series of punches but Maximus moves out of range.
Maximus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Maximus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Barness jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Maximus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Maximus lands with a nice body kick.
Barnes looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Barnes swats away the attempt to clinch by Maximus.
Barnes chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Maximus can pounce on him.
Nice body kick there by Maximus.
Barnes takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Barnes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Maximus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Maximus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Barnes's sensitive parts.
Maximus throws a front kick that sends Barnes stumbling back into the cage.
Good leg kick by Maximus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Maximus.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Geasus Maximus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Maximus drives through and clinches with Barnes against the cage.
Maximus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Maximus tries to land knees in the clinch but Barnes avoids the damage to the body.
Maximus is working for takedown but Barnes is calmly controlling the position for now.
Maximus drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Barnes lands a right hand that snaps the head of Maximus backwards.
Maximus lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Barnes is trying to drag Maximus to the mat but Maximus just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Maximus gets underhooks to prevent Barnes's takedown attempt.
Geasus Maximus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Binky Barnes.
Maximus tries to score a body lock takedown but Barnes shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Barnes blocks an elbow strike.
Barnes tries to break the clinch but Maximus is controlling the position.
Barnes tries to break free but Maximus pushes him back against the cage.
Maximus really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Maximus misses with an elbow over the top.
Maximus lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Maximus is working for takedown but Barnes is calmly controlling the position for now.
Maximus breaks from the clinch.
Barnes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Barnes misses with a wild combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnes takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A slapping leg kick lands for Maximus.
Barnes sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Maximus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Maximus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Maximus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Barnes gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Maximus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Barnes's calf.
Maximus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Barnes fails with a takedown attempt.
That kick from Maximus tenderised Barnes's leg. Barnes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Barnes swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Maximus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Barnes's sensitive parts.
Decent striking displayed by Maximus there.
Maximus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Geasus Maximus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circle momentarily. Maximus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Barnes's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Barnes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maximus.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Maximus finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Maximus scoring well with a low kick there.
Maximus lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Barnes at a distance.
Barnes walks into a stiff left hand from Maximus.
Maximus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Barnes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Maximus scores with a kick to the body.
Maximus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Maximus throws a combination that misses
and Barnes counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Barnes waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Maximus.
Maximus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Barnes slips a jab and a cross from Maximus.
Barnes lands an overhand right.
Maximus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Barnes's calf.
Maximus throws a leg kick which misses Barnes's front leg but catches the back leg as Barnes tries to avoid it.
Barnes checks a low kick from Maximus.
Barnes drops his hands momentarily and Maximus takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Barnes sizes up Maximus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Maximus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Barnes tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Maximus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes looks to score with a jab to the body but Maximus is just out of range.
A good leg kick by Maximus.
A solid leg kick lands there for Maximus.
Maximus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Barnes circles away from the clinch attempt
and Barnes counters with a series of strikes. Maximus will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Barnes takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A jab from Barnes misses.
Maximus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Maximus cracks the inside of Barnes's front leg.
Maximus tries to clinch there but Barnes circles away.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maximus.
Maximus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Barnes fails with a takedown attempt.
Barnes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Maximus.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Barnes throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Maximus doesn't manage to clinch there - Barnes circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Geasus Maximus dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Barnes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Maximus.
Barnes jabs Maximus right on the nose. Maximus blinks but takes it well.
Barnes attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Barnes scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Barnes looks to land a left hand but Maximus moved out of range nicely.
Maximus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Maximus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That kick from Maximus tenderised Barnes's leg. Barnes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Barnes has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Maximus.
Barnes swats away the attempt to clinch by Maximus.
Maximus feints and then cracks Barnes's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Barnes down.
Maximus lands a leg kick that knocks Barnes off balance momentarily.
Barnes on the wrong end of a nice hook.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Maximus here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
A solid leg kick lands there for Maximus.
Maximus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Maximus thumps Barnes with a low kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Barnes takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Maximus tries to clinch up but Barnes circles away and keeps his distance.
Maximus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Maximus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus clobbers Barnes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Barnes changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Maximus tries to avoid it but Barnes manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Maximus to the ground. Maximus escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A thudding body kick lands there by Maximus!
Maximus lands with a hook. Barnes tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Maximus connects with a leg kick. Barnes looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Maximus throws a series of punches but Barnes avoids them all with ease.
Barnes throws out a loose jab but Maximus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Maximus darts in trying to clinch
enabling Barnes to counter with a crisp jab.
Maximus lands a leg kick that knocks Barnes off balance momentarily.
Maximus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Barnes.
Barnes lands a glancing blow to the side of Maximus's head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Maximus. That's going to slow Barnes down.
Maximus throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Barnes misses the jab.
Maximus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maximus.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Maximus tenderised Barnes's leg. Barnes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Barnes throws a series of punches but Maximus moves out of range.
Maximus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Maximus thumps Barnes with a low kick.
Barnes looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Maximus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Barnes misses the target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maximus.
Geasus Maximus is winning the standup battle so far.
Maximus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Maximus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Maximus catches Barnes with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Barnes takes the fight into the clinch.
Barnes is trying to break the clinch but Maximus is controlling him.
Maximus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Barnes changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Maximus fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Maximus throws a right hand that Barnes ducks under and follows up with a left that Barnes also avoids with ease.
Maximus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barnes shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Maximus defends it nicely.
Geasus Maximus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Binky Barnes.
Maximus is looking to clinch but Barnes is avoiding it.
Maximus tries to clinch up.
Barnes checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Maximus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Barnes lands a jab-cross combination.
Barnes is trying desperately to land a takedown but Maximus is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Barnes.
Maximus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Barnes's calf.
Barnes looks to score with a jab to the body but Maximus is just out of range.
Maximus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Barnes gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Barnes looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Maximus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Good leg kick by Maximus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Maximus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Maximus misses with a combination
and Barnes counters with a nice double leg into guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Maximus can't keep his opponent in guard - Barnes advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Maximus wants to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Well, if Barnes is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Geasus Maximus dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Barnes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Barnes uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Maximus.
Both fighters circling a little - Maximus finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Maximus.
Maximus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Barnes on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Maximus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Barnes. That did some damage!
Barnes stalks Maximus and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Maximus's face. Maximus staggers backwards, shaken.
Maximus scores with a kick to the body.
Maximus tries to close the distance and clinch but Barnes swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A slapping body kick lands there for Maximus.
Maximus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Barnes takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Barnes takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Maximus tries to clinch but Barnes is having none of it.
Maximus lands an overhand right.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Maximus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Barnes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Barnes throws a sloppy head kick and Maximus moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Maximus rushes Barnes and presses him up against the cage.
Maximus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Barnes can do to turn this around?
Barnes gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Maximus.
Maximus is trying to break the clinch but Barnes is controlling him.
Barnes drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Maximus gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Maximus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Maximus.
Maximus is trying to maintain a safe position but Barnes gets an underhook and turns Maximus into the cage.
Maximus lands an elbow inside that Barnes shrugs off.
Barnes is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Maximus gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Barnes takes a knee to the side of the body.
Maximus is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Barnes is keeping busy.
Barnes tries to break free but Maximus pushes him back against the cage.
Maximus looking for a takedown.
Maximus is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Barnes is defending well for now.
Maximus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Barnes has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Maximus avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Binky Barnes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Geasus Maximus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Geasus Maximus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Binky Barnes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maximus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Barnes is trying to break free.
Barnes tries for a takedown but Maximus manages to get underhooks.
Maximus lands a damaging elbow.
Barnes has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Barnes wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Maximus has him pressed against the cage.
Barnes working hard to break the clinch.
Maximus connects with a nasty looking knee right to Barnes's face.
Barnes breaks from the clinch.
Maximus connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Maximus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Maximus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Barnes misses with a head kick.
Maximus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Barnes fails to land with a series of punches.
Maximus tries to clinch up but Barnes circles away and keeps his distance.
Barnes circles away from the clinch attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Maximus.
Good leg kick by Maximus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus lands the left hand.
Geasus Maximus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Barnes fails with a takedown attempt.
Barnes takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Maximus connects with a body shot that sends Barnes's belly button to the back.
Maximus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Maximus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Maximus lands a front kick.
Maximus lands a right hook to the body.
That kick from Maximus tenderised Barnes's leg. Barnes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Maximus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Barnes. That did some damage!
Maximus throws a leg kick which misses Barnes's front leg but catches the back leg as Barnes tries to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Maximus.
Maximus has managed to clinch.
Barnes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Maximus tries to score a body lock takedown but Barnes shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Maximus lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Barnes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Maximus fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Maximus.
Maximus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Barnes has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Still in the clinch, Barnes scores with a nice short uppercut.
Barnes drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Barnes has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Maximus is trying to keep an underhook but Barnes manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Maximus is staying active underneath Barnes, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Barnes gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Maximus throws a nice inside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Geasus Maximus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Maximus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:26
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:26
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Geasus Maximus!
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