PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuclear Wessle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derk Derkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Derk Derkin was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Wessle
vs
Derkin

193 cm
25
219 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
25
217 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Nuclear Wessle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Derk Derkin!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Alexandre Firmino and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Derkin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wessle misses with a series of wild punches.
Wessle moves out of range of the strikes.
Good leg kick by Derkin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
No luck for Wessle with that takedown attempt.
Derkin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wessle is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
No joy there for Derkin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wessle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Derkin.
Derkin swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Wessle to counter with a crisp jab.
Derk Derkin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Derkin throws a shot from downtown. Wessle moves away and avoids it.
Wessle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Derkin.
Derkin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wessle.
Derkin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wessle's hands.

It looks like Nuclear Wessle has been cut.
Horrible takedown by Wessle or perhaps it was just good defense by Derkin which made him look bad.
Wessle slips a jab from Derkin.
Derkin misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wessle tries to clinch but Derkin moves away
and Derkin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Wessle is rocked!
Derkin lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Wessle - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Derkin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Derk Derkin!