PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rune Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slider Little Brother Defense (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Little Brother Defense has chosen DO NOT CLICK! im a little brother type prank as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Hammer
vs
Little Brother Defense

190 cm
25
247 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
130 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rune Hammer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slider Little Brother Defense!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer throws a wild body kick that Little Brother Defense sees coming a mile off.
Hammer misses with a low kick.
Hammer misses with a lunging right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Little Brother Defense throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hammer is looking to slow Little Brother Defense down with leg kicks.
Little Brother Defense blocks a head kick by Hammer.
Little Brother Defense moves out of range of the leg kick from Hammer.
Little Brother Defense scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hammer doesn't seem bothered though.
Hammer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer misses with a lunging right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hammer closes the distance but Little Brother Defense moves to the side
and Little Brother Defense counters with a right hand to the body.
Good work by Little Brother Defense as he checks the leg kick.
Rune Hammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hammer. That's going to slow Little Brother Defense down.
Little Brother Defense misses the shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hammer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Little Brother Defense has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Little Brother Defense and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A leg kick checked by Little Brother Defense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws a leg kick but Little Brother Defense checks it.
Little Brother Defense just misses with a punch to the body.
Hammer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Little Brother Defense is out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Little Brother Defense checks a leg kick.
Hammer misses with a lunging right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a nice uppercut.
Hammer feints and then cracks Little Brother Defense's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Little Brother Defense down.
Little Brother Defense is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hammer throws a lazy uppercut
and Little Brother Defense counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer wants to slow Little Brother Defense down by chopping away at his legs.
Hammer throws a leg kick but Little Brother Defense sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hammer darts in trying to clinch
and Little Brother Defense counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Little Brother Defense checks the leg kick.
A head kick misses from Hammer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Hammer misses with a head kick.
Little Brother Defense lands with a good body shot.
Little Brother Defense is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hammer rather than just go for the knockout.
Hammer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hammer throws a leg kick but Little Brother Defense moved away.
Hammer misses with a right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hammer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Little Brother Defense counters with a one-two to the body.
An inside leg kick from Hammer misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rune Hammer dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Little Brother Defense connects with a body shot that sends Hammer's belly button to the back.
Hammer tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Little Brother Defense counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hammer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Little Brother Defense.
Little Brother Defense blocks the body kick.
Hammer misses the body punch
and Little Brother Defense counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Little Brother Defense closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Hammer to the mat! Hammer manages to get full guard.
Little Brother Defense is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Slider Little Brother Defense wasn't active enough on the ground.
Hammer misses with a right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hammer misses with a left hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hammer swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Little Brother Defense counter with a right hand.
Hammer throws a poor cross that misses
and Little Brother Defense counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hammer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hammer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hammer throws an off balance right hand
and Little Brother Defense makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hammer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Little Brother Defense avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer misses with a combination
and Little Brother Defense counters with a left and a right that stings Hammer.
Hammer tries to score with a low kick but Little Brother Defense moves his leg out of the way.
Hammer swings widly with a right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hammer thinking.
Hammer misses with a low kick.
Hammer looks to clinch
and Little Brother Defense counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hammer throws a leg kick
enabling Little Brother Defense to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hammer misses with a right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hammer closes the distance but Little Brother Defense moves to the side
and Little Brother Defense counters with a three punch combo that has Hammer backing up. Hammer nods at Little Brother Defense to acknowledge the strikes.
Hammer tries to work over Little Brother Defense's front leg with a kick but Little Brother Defense checks it.
Hammer swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Little Brother Defense counters with a three punch combo that has Hammer backing up. Hammer nods at Little Brother Defense to acknowledge the strikes.
Little Brother Defense swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hammer.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hammer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hammer throws a low kick, looking for Little Brother Defense's leg but Little Brother Defense calmly moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slider Little Brother Defense showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Hammer throws the kick towards the body but Little Brother Defense avoids it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hammer.
Little Brother Defense on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Little Brother Defense misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hammer throws a head kick but Little Brother Defense moves out of range.
Hammer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slider Little Brother Defense is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hammer swings widly with a right hand
and Little Brother Defense cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hammer throws a wild body kick that Little Brother Defense sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hammer thows a leg kick but Little Brother Defense checks it
and Little Brother Defense counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Little Brother Defense lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hammer at a distance.
Hammer misses with a lunging right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hammer thinking.
Little Brother Defense checks the leg kick.
Little Brother Defense checks a leg kick.
Rune Hammer is winning the standup battle so far.
Hammer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hammer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hammer tried to score with a low kick but Little Brother Defense checks it.
Little Brother Defense connects with a body shot that sends Hammer's belly button to the back.
Hammer is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Little Brother Defense.
Hammer swings widly with a right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hammer throws a right hand that misses
and Little Brother Defense counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hammer misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer is looking to slow Little Brother Defense down with leg kicks.
Hammer misses with a low kick as Little Brother Defense jumps back.
Hammer throws a leg kick which misses Little Brother Defense's front leg but catches the back leg as Little Brother Defense tries to avoid it.
Good work by Little Brother Defense as he checks the leg kick.
Hammer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hammer misses with a low kick as Little Brother Defense jumps back.
Hammer misses with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer wants to clinch up but Little Brother Defense keeps it at a distance.
Hammer is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Little Brother Defense's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Hammer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hammer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hammer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hammer throws a right hand that misses
and Little Brother Defense counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Rune Hammer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Little Brother Defense does it's job there.
Hammer throws an off balance right hand
and Little Brother Defense counters with a right hand to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rune Hammer showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Hammer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rune Hammer!
Rune Hammer is the new super heavyweight champion!