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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dirty Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Jardine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dog's entrance music is Sharp Dressed Man. A fine choice. Jardine has chosen Calm Like A Bomb- Rage Against the Machine as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Dirty Dog is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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200 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
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193 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dirty Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bob Jardine!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dog changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jardine throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dog counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jardine shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dog's guard.
Dog wriggles free and stands up.
Jardine falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dog counters with an outside leg kick.
Jardine swings widly with a right hand
and Dog counters with a stiff right hand.
Jardine rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Dog to counter with a crisp jab.
Jardine shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dog can't escape the position.
Jardine misses with a head shot.
Jardine has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Dog's face.
Jardine throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Dog because Jardine loaded up on that one.
Dog is looking to improve his position but Jardine isn't that keen on the idea.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jardine goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Dog is on top in guard.
Jardine has his foot on Dog's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dog works his way back into a safe position though.
Dog stands up from Jardine's guard - Dog perhaps looking for a knockout.
Dirty Dog is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jardine closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dog circles away.
Jardine looks gassed!
Jardine doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Dog cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dog dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog lands with a good body shot.
That kick from Dog tenderised Jardine's leg. Jardine is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dog getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dog cracks Jardine with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dog scores with a hook to the body. Jardine takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jardine takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Danga de danga de dang - Dog scores with a four punch combination!
Dog jabs Jardine to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dog scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jardine doesn't seem bothered though.
Dog jabs Jardine to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dog moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dog fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jardine looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jardine takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A shot to the liver by Dog. Beautiful body shot.
A head kick from Dog lands but Jardine takes it in his stride.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dog.
Dog is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jardine on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dog explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dog lands an overhand right.
Dog scores with a nice head shot.
Dog pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jardine back to the cage. Dog follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Jardine misses with a left hand
and Dog counters with a one-two to the body.
Dog changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dog scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dog is looking to wear down Jardine with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jardine has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dog.
Dog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dog lands with a shot to the body.
Dog feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jardine's calf.
Dog wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Dog.
Dog is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dog lands with a shot to the body.
Dog really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dog scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bob Jardine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jardine takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dog cracks Jardine with an open hand slap.
Dog jabs Jardine to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dog.
Jardine takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jardine moves forwards but Dog connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dog, as that shot connected.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dog fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jardine looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dog lands a nice shot to the body.
Jab, jab by Dog - just one landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Dog dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Dog lands a really nice looking cross but Jardine seems unphased.
Dog takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dog connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jardine tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dog is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jardine can do to turn this around?
Dog looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dog keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Dog getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jardine takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jardine takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jardine misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Dog to counter with a crisp jab.
Dog swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jardine.
Jardine is breathing heavily.
Dog buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dog cracks the inside of Jardine's front leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dog changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dog lands a two punch combo.
Dog scores with a leg kick.
Jardine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dog.
Dog punishes Jardine's body with a nice straight punch.
Dog scores with a body shot.
Dog scores with a punch to the head.
Dog jabs Jardine right on the nose. Jardine blinks but takes it well.
Dog thumps Jardine with a low kick.
Jardine has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dog.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dog.
Jardine takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jardine moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by Dog. Beautiful body shot.
Jardine gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dog.
Dog thuds a left hand into Jardine's body.
Dog connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dog fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dog turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jardine shoots in for a takedown but Dog shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dog.
Dog cracks Jardine with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dog's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Dog duly obliges.
Jardine has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dog lands a head kick!
Dog throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jardine stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws a shot to the body.
Dog lands with a good body shot.
Dog jabs at Jardine's body.
Dog connects with a body shot that sends Jardine's belly button to the back.
Bob Jardine is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A good leg kick by Dog.
Dog dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jardine takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jardine misses with a lunging right hand
and Dog counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jardine's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dog digs a good body shot into Jardine's ribs.
Dog scores with a jab to the body.
Dog lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dog lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jardine's sensitive parts.
A shot to the liver by Dog. Beautiful body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog lands a nice hook to Jardine's body. Jardine takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dog punishes Jardine's body with a nice straight punch.
Jardine takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jardine shoots for a takedown but Dog saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dirty Dog has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob Jardine.
Dog scoring well with a low kick there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jardine takes one to the chin there.
Dog lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dog digs a good body shot into Jardine's ribs.
Jardine takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dog lands a leg kick that knocks Jardine off balance momentarily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dog scores with a hook to the body. Jardine takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jardine takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A shot to the liver by Dog. Beautiful body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Dog dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Dog throws a leg kick which misses Jardine's front leg but catches the back leg as Jardine tries to avoid it.
Dog moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jardine throws a right hand that misses
and Dog counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jardine chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dog can pounce on him.
Jardine walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dirty Dog is winning the standup battle so far.
Jardine shoots in and drives through. Dog sprawls well.
Jardine on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dog comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jardine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dog lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dog scores with the left hand. Jardine knows he should have avoided that one.
Dog scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dog changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dog thumps Jardine with a low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog cracks Jardine with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dog scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Dog lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jardine gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jardine with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dog makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dog moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Dog.
Dog connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jardine's hands.
Jardine misses with a shot to the body
and Dog cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dog takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jardine on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dog digs a good body shot into Jardine's ribs.
Jardine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dog bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jardine's head backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dog.
Jardine has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dog.
Jardine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dog comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dog thuds a left hand into Jardine's body.
Jardine on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dog fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jardine.
Dog connects with a single shot there.
Dog lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dog thuds a left hand into Jardine's body.
Jardine's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dog connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jardine scrambles back to his feet.
Dog lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Dog. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dog.
Jardine tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dog connects with a leg kick. Jardine looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jardine takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dog lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dog connects with a jab.
Dog scores with a jab.
Dog connects with a body shot.
Dog scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jardine doesn't seem bothered though.
Dog scores with a jab to the head.
Jardine moves forwards but Dog connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dog connects with a solid leg kick.
Dog digs a good hook to Jardine's body.
Dog looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dirty Dog is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jardine doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jardine takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jardine with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dog to score with a decent uppercut.
Dog ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dog paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A head kick from Dog lands but Jardine takes it in his stride.
Jardine is rocked!
Dog moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jardine is still on wobbly legs! Can Dog finish him?
Dog connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jardine seems to have recovered his senses.
Jardine on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dog. Dog obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A jab from Dog does it's job there.
Dog throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bob Jardine has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dog lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dirty Dog showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dog, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:25
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:25
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirty Dog!
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