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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Rampage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rampage comes to the cage accompanied by Cinderella's Gypsy Road . John Zoidberg has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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220 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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222 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Kyle Rampage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Rampage pushes him off.
Rampage throws an off balance right hand
and Zoidberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Rampage.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rampage rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Zoidberg counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Rampage throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Zoidberg on the side of the head.
Zoidberg goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Rampage strikes.
Rampage throws an off balance right hand
and Zoidberg counters with a big head kick but Rampage shrugs it off.
It looks like Kyle Rampage has been cut.
Good work by Rampage as he checks the leg kick.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Rampage avoids it.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Jab by Rampage.
Zoidberg ducks right into an uppercut from Rampage.
Zoidberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rampage throws out the jab.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Rampage sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rampage closes this distance looking for a takedown but Zoidberg circles away.
Rampage gets a double leg takedown into Zoidberg's guard.
Zoidberg has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Rampage off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Rampage throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zoidberg counters with a head kick.
Rampage has a takedown stuffed.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Rampage circles away.
Rampage moves out of range as Zoidberg throws a body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Zoidberg finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Rampage.
Rampage swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a chopping leg kick but Rampage manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nice takedown defense from Zoidberg. No joy for Rampage on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kyle Rampage. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rampage thows a body shot but no joy.
Rampage checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Kyle Rampage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rampage.
Rampage throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Rampage misses with a hook
and Zoidberg counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Rampage is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg leaves Rampage with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Rampage misses with a hook
and Zoidberg counters with a low kick, right behind Rampage 's knee.
Zoidberg throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Rampage's head.
Rampage rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Zoidberg counters with a body kick that stops Rampage in his tracks momentarily.
A slow jab from Rampage misses its intended target.
A shot to the body from Rampage misses
and Zoidberg counters with a thumping low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Rampage misses with a wild body shot.
A slapping body kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Rampage pushes him off.
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the strikes.
Rampage misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Zoidberg counters with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Rampage throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Rampage misses with a hook
and Zoidberg finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Zoidberg lands a head kick. Rampage smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rampage avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
Rampage tries to keep at a distance but Zoidberg has taken the fight into the clinch.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Rampage wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Rampage wants a takedown but no success here.
Rampage working hard to break the clinch.
Rampage is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Zoidberg gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Rampage is breathing heavily.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rampage's efforts to push away.
Rampage is trying to break free.
Rampage has Zoidberg pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Zoidberg manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Rampage is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Rampage is working for takedown but Zoidberg is calmly controlling the position for now.
Rampage has Zoidberg pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Zoidberg manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rampage looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Rampage blocks with his arms.
Rampage takes an elbow to the temple.
Rampage can't get the takedown.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Kyle Rampage's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Rampage lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kyle Rampage's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Rampage keeps it at a distance.
Zoidberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg slips under a jab.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Rampage wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rampage has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Rampage breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zoidberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rampage.
Rampage looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Zoidberg is fending him off so far but Rampage persists. Nope, Zoidberg circles away and we're back to standing.
Zoidberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A jab from Rampage misses.
Rampage is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Zoidberg uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rampage.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rampage.
Zoidberg has Rampage up against the cage in a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Rampage's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Rampage's defenses.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Rampage is rocked!
Rampage wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Rampage drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Zoidberg gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Rampage has Zoidberg pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Zoidberg manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kyle Rampage. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rampage's efforts to push away.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Rampage wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Rampage wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg working Rampage over with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Kyle Rampage's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Rampage wants a takedown.
Rampage working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Rampage blocks it.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Rampage's face.
Oh Rampage is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zoidberg has Rampage pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Rampage is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Zoidberg - that's hurt Rampage badly! Oh, another knee lands and Rampage is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Rampage doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). John Zoidberg!
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hype
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