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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gus The Bus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Heffo Klumpo has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Heffo Klumpo seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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281 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
12 - 1 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Gus The Bus!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klumpo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Klumpo throws out a powerful jab.
Klumpo lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The Bus delivers a nice body kick.
Klumpo throws a leg kick
and The Bus counters with a nice uppercut.
Klumpo shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Bus as he avoids it easily.
Klumpo drives through with a takedown into The Bus's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The Bus looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Klumpo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Bus is keeping the position for now.
Klumpo trying to control the position from guard on top but The Bus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bus pulls Klumpo in close to prevent any damage.
Klumpo might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Klumpo wants to pass the guard but The Bus is keeping the position.
Klumpo scoring with punches to the head and body.
The Bus keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
Klumpo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Bus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The Bus keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Klumpo working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Klumpo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Bus is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Klumpo won't allow The Bus to sweep him here.
The Bus avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The Bus keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
Klumpo not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Klumpo postures up in The Bus's guard and throws a big left but The Bus blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Klumpo sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed The Bus's guard.
Klumpo seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but The Bus does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The Bus really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Klumpo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Klumpo tries to pass the half guard into mount. The Bus knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Klumpo throwing shots but The Bus is blocking nicely.
Klumpo trying to control the pace.
Klumpo has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Klumpo seems to be working for a kimura but The Bus defends the submission attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The Bus moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Klumpo trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Klumpo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as The Bus holds on and takes a little breather.
Klumpo working some strikes from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heffo Klumpo dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Klumpo throws an off balance right hand
and The Bus counters with an outside leg kick.
Klumpo scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The Bus is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Klumpo wants to control but The Bus is keeping him busy.
The Bus prevents Klumpo from improving position.
Klumpo misses with the ground and pound.
The Bus tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Klumpo wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The Bus prevents Klumpo from moving into mount.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if The Bus can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A lull in the action here.
Klumpo has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The Bus manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The Bus prevents Klumpo from improving his position.
Klumpo looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Klumpo trying to control from the bottom.
Klumpo manages to get to full guard.
Klumpo bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in The Bus's guard.
Klumpo controls from within his opponent's guard.
Klumpo trying to control the position from guard on top but The Bus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo wants to pass the guard but The Bus is keeping the position.
Klumpo is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Klumpo trying to control but The Bus is working from the bottom.
Klumpo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Klumpo trying to control but The Bus is working from the bottom.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Heffo Klumpo just wasn't active enough.
The Bus blocks a head kick by Klumpo.
Klumpo misses with a kick to the body.
The Bus closes the distance and pushes Klumpo back into the cage.
Klumpo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Klumpo is trying to break the clinch but The Bus has him pressed against the cage.
Klumpo changes levels and goes for a takedown here. The Bus fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Klumpo closes the distance and clinches up with The Bus, looking for a takedown. Klumpo pushes The Bus against the cage but The Bus circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Gus The Bus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Bus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Klumpo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heffo Klumpo dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
The Bus does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A momentary lapse in concentration from The Bus enables Klumpo to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. The Bus manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The Bus keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
Klumpo looking to pass the guard.
The Bus is trying to keep Klumpo in close.
Klumpo slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Klumpo chips away with some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo won't allow The Bus to get back to his feet.
The Bus looking for a sweep. Not yet The Bus, not yet.
Klumpo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Bus is keeping the position for now.
Klumpo lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Klumpo sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The Bus controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The Bus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Klumpo.
Klumpo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Bus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Klumpo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Bus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The Bus keeping moving, preventing Klumpo from controlling successfully.
The Bus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Klumpo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Bus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Klumpo throwing strikes but missing.
Klumpo trying to control but The Bus is working from the bottom.
Klumpo slips nicely into half guard.
Klumpo is looking for a kimura but The Bus is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Klumpo to get the leverage.
Klumpo winds up and cracks The Bus with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Klumpo trying to mount his opponent but The Bus defends it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo is controlling the pace.
The Bus is trying to control but can't.
And that's the end of the fight!
Heffo Klumpo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Klumpo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heffo Klumpo!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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