PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Ferguson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Garcia
vs
Ferguson

180 cm
25
200 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

185 cm
22
215 lbs
10 - 6 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Garcia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garcia throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.

Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Garcia is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Ferguson pulls guard effortlessly.

Ferguson uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Ferguson goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Frank Garcia has been cut.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
Ferguson throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Garcia colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Ferguson as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Garcia is left battered and dazed whilst Ferguson and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!