PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Bandana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bandana has chosen Los del Rio - La Macarena as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

David
vs
Bandana

191 cm
25
269 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

190 cm
23
270 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Larry David!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dirk Bandana!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Nard Betker and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
David lands with a shot to the body.
David looks to land a combination but Bandana avoids it well.
David dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bandana. That did some damage!
Bandana on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Larry David seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
David tests Bandana's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Dirk Bandana has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bandana blocks a jab.
David lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bandana looks gassed!
David cracks Bandana with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
David looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
David is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bandana walks into a straight right hand from David.
David bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bandana's head.
David lands an overhand right.

That has opened up Dirk Bandana's cut even more.
A punch lands to the side of Bandana 's head but he takes it in his stride.
David catches Bandana with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandana moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
David feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bandana's calf.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from David, right into the meat.
David lands with a nice body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
David stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

The cut above Dirk Bandana's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Larry David is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
David scores with a jab.
David lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice shot by David.

Dirk Bandana's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from David - that will leave a mark!
David is looking to slow Bandana down with leg kicks.
David connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bandana. Bandana circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
David lands with a cross.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dirk Bandana's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Larry David!
Larry David retains his super heavyweight title!