PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Karl der Grosse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Osiris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Osiris has chosen The Acacia Strain - Beast as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Karl der Grosse has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Karl der Grosse seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

der Grosse
vs
Osiris

181 cm
20
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

189 cm
21
200 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Karl der Grosse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Osiris!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
der Grosse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Osiris moves away.
Osiris throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around der Grosse's waist but der Grosse gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Osiris off to one side.
der Grosse throws a right hand that Osiris ducks under and follows up with a left that Osiris also avoids with ease.
der Grosse scores with a jab to the jaw.
Osiris thumps der Grosse with a low kick.
Osiris scores with a punch to the head.
Osiris takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
der Grosse throws a poor cross that misses
and Osiris counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Osiris has a takedown stuffed.
The fighters circling - der Grosse throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
der Grosse misses with a body shot.
der Grosse misses with a right hand
and Osiris counters with a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Osiris dips to his left and cracks der Grosse with an uppercut!
Osiris misses with a kick to the body.
Osiris misses with a takedown

and der Grosse counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Karl der Grosse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Osiris.
Osiris utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Osiris pulls der Grosse in to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osiris utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Osiris wants to sweep but no luck.

Osiris looking for submissions from the bottom but instead der Grosse passes into half guard.
Osiris is controlling der Grosse's trapped leg to prevent der Grosse from advancing to side control.
der Grosse is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Osiris!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Osiris wants to hold on but der Grosse pushes him away.
Osiris is trying to escape the mount.
Osiris is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
der Grosse raining down shots from the mount!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Osiris is wriggling around trying to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karl der Grosse dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

der Grosse rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Osiris counters with an inside leg kick.
der Grosse takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Osiris fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but der Grosse avoids it really well and circles away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Osiris shoots in but der Grosse avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
der Grosse takes a swing at Osiris's ribcage but misses.
der Grosse misses with a body punch
and Osiris makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Osiris.
Osiris lands a nice shot that snaps der Grosse's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as der Grosse checks a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from der Grosse misses the target.
Osiris displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as der Grosse throws out the jab.
der Grosse misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Osiris counters with a low kick, right behind der Grosse 's knee.
Osiris scores with a punch to the head.
Osiris tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. der Grosse manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
der Grosse stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Osiris.
Eric Osiris seems to be getting the better of the standup.
der Grosse throws an off balance right hand
and Osiris counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Osiris throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
der Grosse throws a poor cross that misses
and Osiris counters with a lovely shot to the body.
der Grosse misses with a jab to the body

so Osiris counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
der Grosse avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Osiris wants to control from the top but der Grosse keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Osiris forces his way into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
der Grosse wants to get back to full guard.
der Grosse trying to control but Osiris postures up.
der Grosse blocking the ground and pound attempt from Osiris.
der Grosse is not content to let Osiris control the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
der Grosse is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Osiris connects with a nice short shot to der Grosse's temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Osiris showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Nice takedown defense from der Grosse. No joy for Osiris on that attempt.
der Grosse just misses with a punch to the body.
A slow jab from der Grosse misses its intended target.
Osiris throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Osiris. der Grosse does a little dance to reset his feet.
der Grosse is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
der Grosse scores with a nice strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Osiris misses with a low kick.
der Grosse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Osiris tests der Grosse's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Osiris jabs der Grosse to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
der Grosse misses with a right hand
and Osiris counters with an inside leg kick.
der Grosse misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as der Grosse blocks the leg kick.
der Grosse misses with a shot to the body
and Osiris counters with a slapping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Osiris.
Osiris fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
der Grosse throws a right hand that misses
and Osiris counters with a slapping leg kick.
Osiris is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down der Grosse rather than just go for the knockout.
Osiris misses the jab.

der Grosse tries to keep at a distance but Osiris has taken the fight into the clinch.
der Grosse is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Osiris is keeping busy.
Osiris has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Osiris missing with knees to the body.
Osiris throws a punch but it's blocked by der Grosse.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
der Grosse lands a body punch.
der Grosse's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Osiris blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Come on der Grosse - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
der Grosse is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Osiris misses with a punch on the inside.
der Grosse blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
der Grosse can't find room to land a body shot as Osiris controls the action.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
der Grosse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
der Grosse digs a right hand into Osiris's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Osiris's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Osiris - that landed with a thud.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Osiris comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Osiris has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:29
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Osiris!