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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alex Murphy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smelly Fingers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: My boomerang won't come back. Alex Murphy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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170 lbs
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180 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alex Murphy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Smelly Fingers!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murphy misses with a low kick as Fingers jumps back.
Murphy wants to clinch but Fingers slips to the side
and Fingers counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Fingers must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Murphy being controlled here, momentarily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Murphy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Fingers defends it easily.
Fingers connects with a couple of short punches.
Fingers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Fingers with a flurry of punches that miss.
Murphy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fingers is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Smelly Fingers wasn't active enough on the ground.
Murphy gets caught flat footed, as Fingers shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Fingers controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fingers in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Murphy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Murphy working a defensive guard here.
Fingers sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Murphy misses with a takedown
and Fingers counters with a shoot takedown. Murphy fights it but they end up in guard.
Murphy is breathing heavily.
Fingers's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Fingers prevents Murphy from getting back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fingers slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Fingers makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Fingers lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fingers with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Murphy being controlled here, momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smelly Fingers has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Fingers dives in and scores a takedown into Murphy's guard.
Fingers controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
It looks like Fingers might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Smelly Fingers dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Fingers drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Fingers controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Smelly Fingers has got the better of the ground game so far.
Murphy is trying to control the position but Fingers postures up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Murphy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fingers decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Murphy's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murphy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Murphy being controlled here, momentarily.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Smelly Fingers hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fingers fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Murphy to the ground. Fingers is now in Murphy's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fingers sitting in guard here, content to control.
Fingers is in close to Murphy's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Fingers not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Smelly Fingers was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Fingers bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fingers lands some shots froms side control.
Fingers is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Murphy's shoulder. That is not cool.
Fingers working the body and head with strikes.
Fingers advances to full mount.
Fingers controlling from mount.
The referee warns Murphy that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
BOOM! Fingers connects with a massive shot to the dome!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fingers controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Smelly Fingers showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
A momentary lapse in concentration from Murphy enables Fingers to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Murphy manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Fingers scoring with punches to the head and body.
Fingers is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Fingers is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fingers engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fingers working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Murphy's head.
Fingers sitting in guard here, content to control.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Smelly Fingers hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Murphy tries to clinch up
and Fingers decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Murphy's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fingers sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Murphy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Fingers sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Smelly Fingers.
Murphy fails with the takedown
so Fingers counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fingers engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Smelly Fingers was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Fingers looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fingers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Fingers's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
And that's the end of the fight!
Smelly Fingers comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fingers has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 24:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 24:30
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 24:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Smelly Fingers!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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